Dachshunds-and-fondue - Sprinkling Some Thoughts

I love and fear small children for their unrestricted chaotic energy. for example when my sister was a tiny person she had three imaginary friends: Kiki, Kaikai, and Princess Chomp. one day she decided that the three of them abandoned our family for Santa in the North Pole. my mom asked when they were coming back and she sat there with a straight face and proclaimed that they were simply gone forever and we would never see them again. we were shocked. I strive to live as she did and eat chicken as my world burns around me

I feel bad for antarctica. like when people mention something that's all over the world they'll be like "on six out of seven continents" and antarctica's just huddling in the corner with some penguins. petition to give antarctica sports teams and make it a country

realizing there's no way of distinguishing whether someone is giving their opinion or being a salty little sprite

happy No More Tea Day

feel free to try out one or three in your own sentence (another is: dirty little shi tzu) and make up your own

insults i came up with at 3am

carpet lint

dry salamander

empty piñata

dirty shoelace

a dense fkn pumpkin

glass toilet

melted crayon

mcdonald’s ice cream machine

the spaghetti stain on the world’s white shirt

middle schooler