Happy No More Tea Day

happy No More Tea Day

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I love and fear small children for their unrestricted chaotic energy. for example when my sister was a tiny person she had three imaginary friends: Kiki, Kaikai, and Princess Chomp. one day she decided that the three of them abandoned our family for Santa in the North Pole. my mom asked when they were coming back and she sat there with a straight face and proclaimed that they were simply gone forever and we would never see them again. we were shocked. I strive to live as she did and eat chicken as my world burns around me

hey there.....um....I'm really very sorry to tell you....but....I think you're a wonderful person. sincerest apologies maybe you can have that villan arc someday but unfortunately its very unlikely :( you could achieve minor arson tho

in books and stuff people always like "I know this place like the back of my hand!!" but does anyone really memorize the backs of their hands? like. if you asked me where the freckles were on my hands I would have ✨not a clue✨. and, really, if you asked me where the secret vault was in the back of my hand I would look away because I have no idea what you're talking abou

well apparently you can laugh in your sleep because it was said that I snorted during the night like a demon child laughing at its victim’s eternal demise. honestly I cannot believe that you could just walk into a room and suddenly hear some deranged laughter and think you’re about to die for the final time but oh wait it’s just that person you live with chuckling at your weakness in their sleep