she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!
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Happy No More Tea Day
happy No More Tea Day
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realizing there's no way of distinguishing whether someone is giving their opinion or being a salty little sprite
feel free to try out one or three in your own sentence (another is: dirty little shi tzu) and make up your own
insults i came up with at 3am
carpet lint
dry salamander
empty piñata
dirty shoelace
a dense fkn pumpkin
glass toilet
melted crayon
mcdonald’s ice cream machine
the spaghetti stain on the world’s white shirt
middle schooler
reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer
well apparently you can laugh in your sleep because it was said that I snorted during the night like a demon child laughing at its victim’s eternal demise. honestly I cannot believe that you could just walk into a room and suddenly hear some deranged laughter and think you’re about to die for the final time but oh wait it’s just that person you live with chuckling at your weakness in their sleep
whispering to myself "I am shadow the hedgehog" "I am shadow the hedgehog" to give myself the courage to sent an email