Mission: Isn't It Great To Learn How To Wield The Force?

Mission: Isn't it great to learn how to wield the Force?

Amnesiac Revan (ex-smuggler): Yeah, and get involved in Jedi affairs with the Sith and Malak personally... Without a doubt, I've dreamed about that all my life!

On Korriban, in Tulak Hord's tomb

Amnesiac Revan *been poisoned and unable to move*: Look... I'm sure we can talk about this situation...

Jorak Uln: Haha... I'm sure we could! You can even try using your feminine vibes on me...

Amnesiac Revan *sighing deeply and whispering to herself*: I'm afraid a diplomatic solution doesn't work here.

Amnesiac Revan: I will immobilize you, tear you apart, rip your heart out and feed it to tuk'atas...

Jorak Uln: Well, well..

Amnesiac Revan *suddenly recalling something*: And all this I will do without anger and passion as Bastila taught me!

Bastila *through their Force Bond*: I didn't teach you that!!! Did you find out other unreliable information in another silly book you're reading???

This is kind of Part 3 from that 'unreliable book series'...

Revan: If you don't remember who you really are or don't want to admit it, how can you fix your mistakes made in the past properly, hmmm?

I devote it to one episode in the game. After crashing on Lehon there's a conversation with all the crew members. Jolee namess the main character Revan while talking about Bastila, and there are two possible options in reply:

1) Don't call me that! I'm not Revan anymore.

2) If Bastila joined Malak, then she'll suffer the same fate he does.

They are both absolutely wrong for my Revan. At this stage, she admits she is Revan, not that false identity. But she has no intention to talk about Bastila (and Malak too, I guess) like that either! Personally, I think it would be a little bit unhealthy for Revan to deny her true identity at that time.

P.S. Despite that, this is literally my favourite computer game. I find it inspirational, fascinating, exciting and almost ideal! Funny fact: I was inspired to write fics and learn English thanks to that game! 20th anniversary... OMG! Yeah, I'm rather old, can't believe it!:D Ha, my favourite moment from the game is still Revelation. I've recently played the game and somehow was shocked when Darth Malak appeared in front of you on the Leviathan at the time when freedom became to seem real (and the whole discussion is something)!

Young Padawan Bastila: *in every possible way tries to wriggle out of awkward situations and questions or avoid detailed answers to questions about Revan*.

Wise Master Vrook: Well, if we start training you, how can we make sure the Dark Lord won't return? We're not certain that Revan is truly dead!

Amnesiac Revan: ...

Master Vrook: Obviously, we don't trust you!

Amnesiac Revan: ???

Not light enough to wear the Circlet of Saresh...

But not dark enough to wear Tulak Hord's mask!

Somewhere in the middle...

Such powerful items, but what about those who follow the grey path? It's impossible for grey jedi to use either of them!:D

Bastila: Don't worry, you won't have to fight agaist Darth Malak, your task is only to help me find Star Maps. I will defeat Darth Malak myself.

Amnesiac Revan: Yourself? I'm sorry, but you couldn't beat Revan without the help of Malak... so technically Malak defeated Revan... And you lose to a mere newcomer like me in 3 out of 5 duels each time. Are you sure you haven't lost the logical links somewhere along the way?