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Carth: How did you come up with the idea to send Bastila to Malak???
Amnesiac Revan: Ahhhh... Finally, we can relax for a couple of days without any Bastila's lectures! Calm down! He'll send her back.
Carth: What the heck are you talking about???
Amnesiac Revan: She'll definitely tell him about the dangers of the Dark Side and also explain that he's an impulsive, emotional, cruel, wicked villain who's out of control and his mind as well.
Carth: ...
Amnesiac Revan: I'm sure she'll keep saying that as often as possible... After that she'll inform him about the true Jedi way...
Carth: ...
Amnesiac Revan: But we won't agree to get her back until he capitulates and gives us the actual information on the Star Forge's location!
Carth: ...
Amnesiac Revan: This is my cunning plan!
Carth: Probably, it would be better if I'd abandoned the Endar Spire without you...
Bastila: I know Mission cheated at Pazaak! At the Anchorhead Cantina! You know how dangerous it is! What's more, then she stole money from the store! For Force's sake, what are you teaching her???
Amnesiac Revan: Actually, it was she who was teaching me how to cheat at Pazaak and steal money from a store... when you burst into that one and interrupted the educational process!
Darth Malak: Tell me, why did the Jedi spare you? Is it vengeance you seek at this reunion?
Revan: You ask me questions, but you do it without respect. You betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship and tried to kill me... You don't even think to call me Master!
Young Padawan Bastila: *in every possible way tries to wriggle out of awkward situations and questions or avoid detailed answers to questions about Revan*.
Wise Master Vrook: Well, if we start training you, how can we make sure the Dark Lord won't return? We're not certain that Revan is truly dead!
Amnesiac Revan: ...
Master Vrook: Obviously, we don't trust you!
Amnesiac Revan: ???