Don't Listen To Vocaloid Often, But This Trend Is Very Wholesome.

Don't listen to vocaloid often, but this trend is very wholesome.

Have a lil Appalachian Miku!

Beautiful art that made me read the story and share it with my sister @bluefisted

Night laundry - based on Phlebotomy by @bluefisted

Ok, so I was so thoroughly charmed by this scene where vampire!Obito has to do his chores while also having to deal with his insomniac neighbor who reads smut and notices things. I didn't plan to make all of these panels but I couldn't stop. The whole fic is so so dark and amazing, go read it!

Sick to my stomach rn imagining Kisame having a flesh toy that just so happens to match your exact skin tone (he was very meticulous picking one out) with a cute pussy, fat ass and tiny asshole he can slip his finger in when he fucks it after a very intense sparring match with you sksk

Just imagine him grunting and slamming his cock in the toy, the poor flesh bulging and squelching with every rough buck of his hips. His teeth bared, groans rugged, sweat clinging to his skin cause he didn't even bother to shower before slapping the fleshy cunt on his throbbing cock, still imagining the way you arched your back against him to twist out of his grip and slam a fist at his side.

And god, it hurts— the bruises you inflicted, the hot blood you ignited. Kisame can't think straight as his balls clap against the sticky silicone that could never mimic the recoil of your ass or the low moan you make when he flipped you into the dirt cause you never gave him the chance to go easy on you.

"ya'like it rough, dontchya?" His chuckle chokes into a deep groan, the sting of your weapon swelling on his bicep, but Kisame’s hips ram into the toy widely. Cock pistoning in and out spilling his pre cum all over the folds of the fake pussy. It sucks him in, wet and loud and maybe just shy of enough when he closes his eyes and envisions your bloodied smile asking him for another round ahh but you've gotten him so hot and achey, he wouldn't be able to handle not pining you into the ground with your back flush against his chest and ass pressed against his pulsing cock.

You're too tempting. Too addictive and rousing and — "Fuck! Fu-ck! Shit! Hit me again, baby. Youre gettin' so strong, darlin. Makin me so hard, fuck!" Kisame shouts. Throwing his head back as he fucks into the toy. Hard and fast and his grip tearing the silicones ass, the blunt tip of his cock protruding against its lil tummy while his jaw throbs from your pretty fist :((

i cant think anymoreee 😭

Getting back into transformers again

i was wondering if i could request a thing with earthspark megatron and a human reader pls!👉👈

Megatrons partner gives him some kisses early in the day, and he goes about the rest of his day as usual...until he realizes later on that his partner wears lipgloss, and he was walking around with sparkly smooch marks on his face all day

Ahhhh that's absolutely adorable, I shall do my best!

Megatron couldn't keep himself from chuckling as you took full advantage of your proximity to his face, peppering his brow with all the kisses you wouldn't be able to give while the two of you were apart. Holding you close in his cupped palms, he hesitated to check his internal chronometer for the time, knowing he was probably already late to the first of his assigned duties. There would be unpleasant quips from his human superiors if he was, but could anyone blame him for preferring your company to GHOST's?

When he finally did check the time and confirmed his tardiness, he cleared his vents to interrupt the gentle kisses you were still peppering across his cheeks. "I have to meet the others now, love." he said sadly, standing from his berth and stepping from his darkened room into the equally dim hallway. You nodded in equally glum understanding, but perked up when he leaned in so you could nuzzle his helm and offer a final kiss whilst he made a promise.

"I will message you as soon as I am free." he said as he dropped to one knee and helped you to the floor.

"Don't be long." you said playfully as you headed off, loving that he watched you every step of the way until you were beyond his sight.

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Megatron made it a point to attend to his duties swiftly and quite mechanically, not wanting to waste a moment that could have been better spent at your side, but on this particular day he was encountering a number of unexpected hindrances.

Every human he needed to interact with, and he meant every last one, was acting even more unusually than he was accustomed to. He was used to them cowering whenever he turned their way, but he was not prepared for the looks of utter bewilderment he kept encountering as the day wore on. Some would stop to stare, others did double takes, those he needed to speak with directly tended to go speechless... It was as infuriating as it was utterly baffling.

By the time he arrived for his last assignment, a simple unloading of supplies, he was in a sour mood. The only saving grace was that he would be seeing you soon, and that Optimus was providing assistance. Yet even his companion was not immune to the strange behavior infecting the human personnel. As soon as they saw one another his old friend had been unable to hide the expression of surprise that had flashed across his face, yet he hadn't said a word or offered any clue as to what might be amiss. Megatron had still been more than able to spot the smirk on his face when Optimus thought he wasn't looking.

He'd have snapped and demanded an explanation eventually, but thankfully his friend spoke up first, clearing his vents during a brief window where the humans left them alone.

"Megatron?" he said politely, his tone reserved but carrying an undercurrent of what he almost dared to call amusement.

"Optimus." he clipped, depositing another stack of polished metal on the pile. Not bothering to hide his frustration, he crossed his arms as he turned to face his companion, making it as clear as possible that he was aware something was off. "Is something on your mind?"

Optimus failed to hide a flash of a smile, his optics twinkling with restrained delight before he spoke plainly. "No."

"Then why are you acting like this? Primus, why is everyone acting like this? Is there something I don't know?" he snapped, throwing up his arms as the confusion overflowed into frustration. Optimus was hardly alarmed by the outburst, and only shook his helm with a light chuckle.

"Did you have a chance to meet with Y/N this morning?" he asked as he allowed himself to smile, catching Megatron so off guard that his frustration utterly evaporated.

"...Why do you ask?" he countered with a narrowing of his optics, trying to imagine what sort of game he'd fallen into. Was this all an elaborate prank? The absolute delight on his friends face suggested as much, but he couldn't even begin to fathom what the goal of such an excercise might be.

"I would suggest you check your reflection." Optimus advised, providing no answers as he turned to grab the next batch of supplies.

Megatron was left frozen for a moment of continued confusion before he decided to comply, turning to the nearby pile of reflective metal that he'd just been stacking. Feeling a tad bit self conscious, he looked about before gazing deeply into his reflection. The issue became obvious quite immediately.

At least half a dozen glittery kiss marks peppered his helm and face, shimmering in the light before his hand shot up to wipe them away with middling success. His first realization was that the dim light of his bedroom must have hidden the shimmer of your lip gloss, and his second was that every single being he'd encountered had surely noticed... Suddenly the wide eyes and shocked silence made a great deal more sense.

He was near to paralyzed by mortification when the sound of Optimus Prime laughing tore him right out of the fog.

"Why remove it, Megatron?" his old friend said through barely restrained laughter, vents hitching as he struggled to keep his composure. "I'd say it's a good look for you!"

The Prime merely dodged the steel beam that was chucked his way with another laugh whilst Megatron silently committed to revenge that would have made the Great War look peaceful by comparison.

Fuck everyone who thinks poly relationships are stupid or think the partners are all just "cheating" on each other.

Cause poly relationships are the best things I've ever seen and they just warm my heart😭😭😭

I ended up accidentally deleting an ask I got thinking it was spam or fraud but I was able to get the message back thankfully from @urgentinsulinsupportwiiieepaein

Hello, this is a longshot saving life call, I am Salma from Gaza. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, just an injection for today to save my life please I beg. I was diagnosed with Latent Autoimmune Diabetes and due to the current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week. My donation link is attached in the pinned post, I might have sent this ask to you earlier but kindly consider donating and sharing. This is the only option I have at the moment to save my life from going into a coma.

https://www.tumblr.com/urgentinsulinsupportwiiieepaein/762079740866756608/dont-scroll-i-know-eventually-i-will-die-but?source=share

Here's their pinned post^^