Baizhu Headcanon #2:

Baizhu headcanon #2:

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(Snakes are reptiles, and do not have the ability to digest dairy products like milk. Milk is designed for warm-blooded mammals.)

I imagine him as highly lactose intolerant . He can't even stand the smell of milk because he knows what it would do to him and his diggestive system. He probably tried it once for the sake of knowledge but he regreted it extremly.

He was probably the one who introduced Coconut milk to little Qiqi.

I could imagine him saying it exact this way xDDD

(Baizhu still being angry because Hu Tao tried to burry little Qiqi)

Heard in Liyue (#24)

Baizhu: Qiqi and I were out collecting hhhhherbs this morning.

Hu Tao: Um, I think the “h” in “herbs” is supposed to be silent.

Baizhu: I think you’re supposed to be silent too, but here you are, chattering away!

Baizhu: Someone will die or get financially ruined.

Changsheng: Oh, fun!

ME TOO, get me that snake man >.<!

Don't get me wrong, 2.5 has a great roster of characters, BUT IF THERE IS ANY SIGN FROM MIHOYO THAT BAIZHU IS ON HIS WAY IN 2.6 I WILL SAVE FOR THAT DENDRO DOCTOR

These are some great questions!! How about... 24 for Baizhu and 9 for Kaeya? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Here we go, sorry it took so long I had some rl stuff to do first. Again English isn't my first language so there might be some mistakes. I hope you can enjoy it nonetheless (￣▽￣*)ゞ.

24 - What they wish they could change about themselves for Baizhu

His illness and his mortality are two things he would change. But that is too obvious. Something more twisted that he would change about himself ( even if there are more things that he would optimize for sure) if he could is his weakness for luxus. He'd be quite a bit closer to his goal if he were just a little less greedy, regarding his unnecessary expenses only, his experiments are and will remain expensive... But you have to make a good impression on your patients if you want them to trust you. And the maple wood paneling from Inazuma is just so beautiful and warm... Of course, sandbearer wood would have done the same thing at half the price... but it wouldn't be exactly the sssame.

9 - What calms them when they are upset for Kaeya

Again, there would be an obvious answer: alcohol. But we all know about that by now. Something else that calms him down when everything is too much for him and even spying on Diluc to see if he's doing alright doesn't help anymore (which actually happens even if he would never admit it). The horses in the stable of the Ordo Favonius. Their calm nature and the friendly neigh that welcomes him every time. He could spend days grooming their sides and be soothed by their pure non-judgmental nature.

Especially Baizhu was hard to figure out because of the lack of informatioin about him|･ω･) I hope I didn't do a crappy job with my precious snake doctor (´꒳`)♡

Thank you so much! It's amazing. Maybe one day there will be more ? It would be so cool. You did a great job with this!!!

Behind the Counter [Baizhu x Reader]

After an unknown ‘accident’, you wake up in an unfamiliar, frighteningly expensive infirmary. The doctor is unnaturally kind and gentle, but there’s something else in his eyes that betrays a certain curiosity. In the end, he offers you a deal… [Baizhu x Reader]

G rated. A request for @darkjazzpunk which I hope turned out okay! I’ve never written an xReader before so ( *︾▽︾) fingers crossed it is what it’s supposed to be!

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When you first wake up, all you can make out is a blurry, white shape shifting a couple of inches from your nose. A shriek and a fumble send you whipping backwards as whatever-it-is throws itself from your chest and lays in a coil on the ground. Pain grips your ribs and a choked breah staggers from your throat.

    “Baizhu,” the white snake raises her head, languid and looking no worse off for having flown a few dozen feet. “Your patient is awake.”

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