Thank You So Much! It's Amazing. Maybe One Day There Will Be More ? It Would Be So Cool. You Did A Great

Thank you so much! It's amazing. Maybe one day there will be more ? It would be so cool. You did a great job with this!!!

Behind the Counter [Baizhu x Reader]

After an unknown ‘accident’, you wake up in an unfamiliar, frighteningly expensive infirmary. The doctor is unnaturally kind and gentle, but there’s something else in his eyes that betrays a certain curiosity. In the end, he offers you a deal… [Baizhu x Reader]

G rated. A request for @darkjazzpunk which I hope turned out okay! I’ve never written an xReader before so ( *︾▽︾) fingers crossed it is what it’s supposed to be!

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When you first wake up, all you can make out is a blurry, white shape shifting a couple of inches from your nose. A shriek and a fumble send you whipping backwards as whatever-it-is throws itself from your chest and lays in a coil on the ground. Pain grips your ribs and a choked breah staggers from your throat.

    “Baizhu,” the white snake raises her head, languid and looking no worse off for having flown a few dozen feet. “Your patient is awake.”

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Baizhus special dish

-I think Baizhus special dish would be some kind of gentle flavoured curry with bite sized morsels of meat. Maybe a green curry with herbs... (the meat pieces are probably made of chicken or mice)

-He also likes to share his food with Changsheng.

- He propably can't handle spicy food but is good with bitter taste

- Otherwise: he can handle spice better than xiangling and Barbara together despite his physical condition

- most of the time he can handle only broth

Why Baizhu can't be an Archon

(Please don't take this seriously it's a joke)

Baizhu seems to know how to earn and handle mora. Wich we know none of the other Archons so far is capable of...

But what does he do with it...?

Wrong Genshin Quotes

Changcheng: "How petty can you get?"

Baizhu: "I once edited an ancient scroll to win an argument I was wrong about."

ME TOO, get me that snake man >.<!

Don't get me wrong, 2.5 has a great roster of characters, BUT IF THERE IS ANY SIGN FROM MIHOYO THAT BAIZHU IS ON HIS WAY IN 2.6 I WILL SAVE FOR THAT DENDRO DOCTOR

I could imagine him saying it exact this way xDDD

(Baizhu still being angry because Hu Tao tried to burry little Qiqi)

Heard in Liyue (#24)

Baizhu: Qiqi and I were out collecting hhhhherbs this morning.

Hu Tao: Um, I think the “h” in “herbs” is supposed to be silent.

Baizhu: I think you’re supposed to be silent too, but here you are, chattering away!