TOS Headcanon

TOS headcanon

prompt: would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?

images imply x fem!reader, I’ll probably do an x masc!reader next

Spock

Yes, yes it would be

He’ll still do it if it’ll make you happy

but he’s gonna ask you a bunch of questions about it while you show him possible outfits.

You’re lucky you’re on shore leave otherwise he would say no, just for the sake of professionalism

Kirk

NO!

Do it, show him all the options!

after this it’ll probably become a regular thing

is bouncing up and down the whole time

he loves it even more because it gives him an excuse to be extra clingy

won’t leave your side because “without you the outfit doesn’t make sense”

Bones

heavy sigh

yeah fine, but only because you look so excited about it

if you weren’t on shore leave he would never agree to it

mutters under his breath about how ridiculous this is the whole time

secretly loves it, which becomes not so secret when he says “I get to pick next time”

Gonzo is far superior, moving on.

Bones anytime Spock opens his mouth: It’s a good thing you wear makeup ‘cause that’s a fucking joke

Random question

Does anyone know why we put word counts on our works? Or like does someone have a specific reason for it? I just do it because I picked up on it in the pattern of other people’s work

I was today years old when I found out the Possum dad in Over the Hedge was William Shatner

some bogus conspiracy documentary: and then the aliens built the pyramids

Ahk, choking on his tea: fucking EXCUSE ME-

Larry: oh god here we go-

Ahk: I WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE BUIL- ARE YOU MODREN HUMANS REALLY THIS STUPID?!