What If...

What if...

One time during their Hogwarts years, the Marauders had a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher with a mustache. Then one day (probably drunk and standing on a table in the common room, holding a bottle of Firewhiskey) Sirius is announcing, that he’ll NEVER grow a moustache. James bets against Sirius’ announcement (as always) and predicts it to come true. Then, after Sirius escaped Azkaban, in the attempt to make him look civil again (after all he had no possibility to shave for 12 years) he tries to shave off the moustache but he just can’t.  It reminds him too much of his best friend and how he (mysteriously) ALWAYS won their bets.

 And this one was the last one remaining to be done.

Sirius being Sirius

Sirius: I haven't told you yet, why I ran away from my family this summer...

Y/N: So why did you run away?

Sirius: Because my parents decided that you and I are supposed to get married.

Y/N: *piqued* So you broke with your family because you don't want to marry me?

Sirius: No.

Y/N:

Sirius: I broke with my family because I don't want you to be forced into something our parents would consider an advantageous marriage. I want you to have the chance to marry the man that you love, the man that YOU want to marry.

Y/N:

Sirius:

Y/N: You're lying. Whithout batting an eye!

Sirius:

Y/N: It's because YOU don't want to be forced into an arranged marriage. YOU want to have the chance to marry the person that you truly love. You selfish little prat!

Sirius: Well, uhm...you're my best friend and I love you? *smiles innocently*

Y/N:

Sirius:

Y/N: It's Remus, isn't it?

Sirius: WOAH! Hold your horses!

Y/N: *stares at Sirius without blinking*

Sirius: *stares back*

Sirius: *blinks and looks away*

Y/N: *smirkes* I knew it!

Sirius: Remus is my best friend.

James: WOAH! If Remus is your best friend, then what am I?

Sirius: You're my brother of course!

Peter: And what am I?

Sirius:

Sirius: Well...uhm...you're...uhm...you're Peter, aren't you?

A knight in shining armour

Sirius: *shrieking loudly* Cleo! Come here!

James: Hurry up!

Peter: Quick! It's really urgent!

Remus: What is taking you so long? Help!

Cleo: *enters dorm, totally out of breath from running up the stairs* What's wrong?

James: It's that thing *points to a corner near the door*

Sirius: It's disgusting

Remus: Horrible!

Peter: You have to get rid of it!

Cleo: *walks towards the door to get a better look* Are you kidding me? A spider? Again?

Sirius: Gross, isn't it? Now get rid of it.

James: You're our princess in shining armour. Defeat the monster and save us.

Cleo: *sighs* And there I was, presuming that making friends with blokes would spare me from terrified shrieking about tiny spiders...oh, how naïve.

Sirius: James? Can I ask you a question?

James: What is it Sirius?

Sirius: It's kind of an emergency question...

James: What is it Sirius???

Sirius: Well...imagine if you'd bought a baby hippogriff, where would you accomodate it?

James:

James: Please tell me that's a joke and that you didn't-

*Sirius opens wardrobe door*

Sirius: It was kind of an impulse buy. His name is Buckbeak...

Can we please talk about the fact, that Scheiffer Bates is just PERFECT as young Sirius Black? (the dog on the picture is just a coincidence, I swear! Emphasises my theory though...)