Sirius: James? Can I Ask You A Question?

Sirius: James? Can I ask you a question?

James: What is it Sirius?

Sirius: It's kind of an emergency question...

James: What is it Sirius???

Sirius: Well...imagine if you'd bought a baby hippogriff, where would you accomodate it?

James:

James: Please tell me that's a joke and that you didn't-

*Sirius opens wardrobe door*

Sirius: It was kind of an impulse buy. His name is Buckbeak...

Knochenarbeit

Cleo: Hey! Diesen Streich auszuarbeiten war harte Knochenarbeit!

Sirius: Kann gar nicht sein. Ich seh deine Knochen noch lange nicht!

Cleo:

Cleo: Das ist auch gut so. Ich will ja schließlich keine blöden Köter damit anlocken. Nicht wahr, Padfoot?!

Obviously Sirius is drunk after a night out and refuses to change back because, come on, taking a bath is so much more fun when you’re a dog!

Remus, however, refuses to bath him because honestly? Each and everytime the bath is a sirius mess afterwards!

Marauders Road Trip

*Sirius, James, Peter, Remus and Lily go on a road trip*

Sirius: Go ahead, Remus. You can hang your head out of the window if you want to.

Remus: ...

Remus: I'm a werewolf. Not a golden retriever?!

Go read a book...

Mum: you should spend less time in front of your laptop, why don't you go read a book?

Me: *looks at browser tabs* 'wattpad.com'/ 'fanfiction.net'/ 'bookrix.com'/ 'fanfiction.de'/ 'archiveofourown'/ ...

*looks at tablet apps*

'Fanfiction.net'/ 'wattpad'/ 'Google play books'/ 'skoobe'/ 'Fanfiction stories'/ 'fanfiction.de'/ 'ReadUp'/ ...

*sighs*

Well, have a seat. Let me tell you about fanfictions...

Sirius being Sirius

Sirius: I haven't told you yet, why I ran away from my family this summer...

Y/N: So why did you run away?

Sirius: Because my parents decided that you and I are supposed to get married.

Y/N: *piqued* So you broke with your family because you don't want to marry me?

Sirius: No.

Y/N:

Sirius: I broke with my family because I don't want you to be forced into something our parents would consider an advantageous marriage. I want you to have the chance to marry the man that you love, the man that YOU want to marry.

Y/N:

Sirius:

Y/N: You're lying. Whithout batting an eye!

Sirius:

Y/N: It's because YOU don't want to be forced into an arranged marriage. YOU want to have the chance to marry the person that you truly love. You selfish little prat!

Sirius: Well, uhm...you're my best friend and I love you? *smiles innocently*

Y/N:

Sirius:

Y/N: It's Remus, isn't it?

Sirius: WOAH! Hold your horses!

Y/N: *stares at Sirius without blinking*

Sirius: *stares back*

Sirius: *blinks and looks away*

Y/N: *smirkes* I knew it!