Go Read A Book...

Go read a book...

Mum: you should spend less time in front of your laptop, why don't you go read a book?

Me: *looks at browser tabs* 'wattpad.com'/ 'fanfiction.net'/ 'bookrix.com'/ 'fanfiction.de'/ 'archiveofourown'/ ...

*looks at tablet apps*

'Fanfiction.net'/ 'wattpad'/ 'Google play books'/ 'skoobe'/ 'Fanfiction stories'/ 'fanfiction.de'/ 'ReadUp'/ ...

*sighs*

Well, have a seat. Let me tell you about fanfictions...

Remus: Dammit Sirius, not again!

A knight in shining armour

Sirius: *shrieking loudly* Cleo! Come here!

James: Hurry up!

Peter: Quick! It's really urgent!

Remus: What is taking you so long? Help!

Cleo: *enters dorm, totally out of breath from running up the stairs* What's wrong?

James: It's that thing *points to a corner near the door*

Sirius: It's disgusting

Remus: Horrible!

Peter: You have to get rid of it!

Cleo: *walks towards the door to get a better look* Are you kidding me? A spider? Again?

Sirius: Gross, isn't it? Now get rid of it.

James: You're our princess in shining armour. Defeat the monster and save us.

Cleo: *sighs* And there I was, presuming that making friends with blokes would spare me from terrified shrieking about tiny spiders...oh, how naïve.

Well, Harry surely knows how to use his pink lipstick and eyebrow pencil.

I expect you’re tired of hearing this, but you look so like your father.

Sirius: James? Can I ask you a question?

James: What is it Sirius?

Sirius: It's kind of an emergency question...

James: What is it Sirius???

Sirius: Well...imagine if you'd bought a baby hippogriff, where would you accomodate it?

James:

James: Please tell me that's a joke and that you didn't-

*Sirius opens wardrobe door*

Sirius: It was kind of an impulse buy. His name is Buckbeak...

Sirius: You'll sit there, and you will like it!

Remus: Is that what you usually tell your bed bunnys?