Earthworm - Tumblr Posts
My roommates have me going insane in a way that is indescribable. Torturous. I want to dig my nails into the cement that hold up these walls and turn it into dust. I am crying. I am shitting. I am ripping off my hair. I am chewing my mattress. I am eating the light fixtures. I am creating rot and detritus at a rate that earthworms envy.
The unbearable joy of gardening, it could be worse...
So I was getting some serious gardening done today with my brother. I don’t think there are any people who have less knowledge of plants than we do (he once managed to mould cacti, I always withered them...). So we were clearing of weeds from the herb bed, each time we found something that was not obviously grass we asked: ‘What is this? Do you know this? Is it a flower? Is it some herbal-thingy? Can you eat it? Or can I just throw it away because it’s some weeds?’ Each time the answer was: ‘I have no idea. Probably weeds. It has no blossom so...just throw it away.’ (I have a feeling we threw away way more than what was neccessary)
Then the thing happened that was bound to happen: I had an unpleasant encounter. With an earthworm. (I honestly have no problem with bugs or spiders and everything else thats crawling around but these squidgy worms or slugs....uäääääh. Don’t need to have them anywhere near me tbh) And I was like: ‘Yikes. That’s disgusting!’ And my brother just relpied: ‘Could be worse, couldn’t it? Could be a slug’ Me: ‘Yeah... still nauseating, though...’ Brother: ‘That’s probably what the earthworm is thinking too.’ Me (used to such ‘compliments’ from his side): Well, thank you... Brother (totally ignoring me): ‘It’s probably thinking: ‘Ew, human! But it could be worse. That human could be a bird or something...’
Hiya! This worm guy is still for sale! This will be the last reminder post I make for him for a while! $20 USD. PayPal only.
Little garden critters for a craft market soon! If your in brighton on the 27th of july you can snag yourself one of these! After then im going to start an etsy shop and if there are left overs theyll be on there :)
I have a gift from the dirt, some wormies!
woolly worm, inch-y worm, earth-y worm, worms. enjoy thou worms.