Arthur: Being A Cat Is Great. You Just Have To Be 3 Things: Arrogant, Narcissistic And Lazy.

Arthur: Being a cat is great. You just have to be 3 things: arrogant, narcissistic and lazy.

Merlin: And you're 3 out of 3.

Arthur: You're right. I am a cat!

*Merlin and Arthur ride off after saving a village from bandits*

Man: He didn't look like a prince at all.

Woman: Without their crown on they are but people with problems, too, Holger.

Morgana: I hate men!

Arthur: Good. More for me.

I feel like “How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?” is the Merlin equivalent of the “There’s no need to call me sir, professor.”

Merlin Giveaway!!!

Okay so I know I said I’d wait until I have 100 followers but it turns out I’m very patient.

Soooo

I mean it’s not a great prize but as a sign of appreciation towards everyone that has looked at my blog, reblogged my shit and read my fics, I want to give something back.

In order to enter:

1 reblog = 1 entry

1 like = 1 entry

1 follow = 1 entry.

The prize

Admittedly it isn’t much but I’d like the winner to give me a prompt paragraph for any Merlin story. You can choose the pairing if their will be one.

You can provide anything you wish in the paragraph (speech, scenario etc.) and I’d like you to provide 5 tags so I know what you want the story to be like (e.g. Fluff, BAMF Merlin, Top!Arthur, Friendly Uther, Modern AU... Literally anything)

I will post the fic on AO3 when complete but the winner will also receive a draft handwritten copy of my plan with notes, mistakes, scribbles.. All of that fun stuff. I’ll also send some lil treats (which will be a surprise)

So hey if you wanna enter feel free. I just wanna give something back!

Disclaimer: I will NOT write anything involving sexual abuse, rape, pedophilia, necrophilia or beastiality.

*Arthur takes out his mobile phone*

Morgana: What is that thing?

Arthur: It's a device for...Talking. I don't bloody know! I press the Merlin button and he answers usually.