Morgana Lefay - Tumblr Posts
Morgana: I've never understood the human desire to procreate.
Arthur: Yes, that's probably a good thing.
*Arthur takes out his mobile phone*
Morgana: What is that thing?
Arthur: It's a device for...Talking. I don't bloody know! I press the Merlin button and he answers usually.
Arthur: Awh, I missed Merlin.
Morgana: Huh, I've never heard you say that without a crossbow in your hands.
Bandit: What should we do with him?
Morgana: Feed my brother to the dogs.
Bandit: But my Lady, we have no dogs.
Morgana: THEN GET SOME!!!
Morgana: …
Morgana: I love doggies. 😊
Morgana: You broke up with Gwen.
Arthur: Yeah, I kind of want to date someone else.
Morgana: Oh, really. What's her name?
Arthur: Merlin.
Morgana: I hate men!
Arthur: Good. More for me.
Morgana: *approaches Merlin and Arthur*
Morgana: Gentlemen.
Arthur: Oh dear.
Morgana: What?
Arthur: It's always trouble when we're 'gentlemen'. I prefer when we're 'imbeciles'.
Merlin: Or 'dolts'.
Arthur: Yeah, 'dolts' is good, yes.
Morgana: Arthur, do you really think it's wise to ride out and fight a dragon?
Arthur: No, I don't think it's wise to do anything anymore. Like, here I am alive and well today and I could very well be killed by you tomorrow.
Morgana: Why that's absurd.
Arthur: Where's Morgana?
Merlin: Sharpening her teeth.
Arthur: Brushing.
Merlin: Brushing her teeth. Yes. Sorry.
Arthur: What is it, Morgana?
Morgana: I'm pregnant.
Arthur: Oh, wow. That's grea-awful! My condol-tulations?
Arthur:
Morgana:
Arthur: I'm sorry, your expression is just really hard to read!!! Are you happy about it or not?!
Visiting Prince: I want my own wing, a personal staff and a tournament held in my honour. Oh, and I want that manservant.
Arthur: Pfff. Unbelieavable. He wants my manservant to do his chores. Can't he hire his own manservant?
Morgana: Arthur, he already has a manservant.
Arthur: What? Why would he want Merlin then?
Morgana:
Arthur:
Arthur: Oh. Ooh.
Arthur: I have to get inside! *tries and fails to kick in the door*
Merlin: I bet I can get you inside.
Arthur: Go ahead.
Merlin: I want a payraise.
Arthur: Fine.
Merlin: *knocks on the door*
Morgana: Come in, it's open!
Morgana: Do you know what your sin is, Uther?
Uther: Oh, hell. I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
Merlin: We'll make time for your poetry lesson later, Sire.
Arthur: Yes, Merlin- what are you doing with your face?
Merlin: I'm winking.
Arthur: You're only supposed to use one eye.
Merlin: I know, but I can only do that if I hold the other one open with my finger, and I thought Morgana would notice.
Morgana: You're making the mistake of thinking Morgana cares.
Morgana: I am sorry. Arthur is going through a stage where he is very pleased with himself for being accidentally born king. They all go through it.
Merlin: For his father it lasted 60 years.
Arthur: I am not your brother and we are not having a moment!
Morgana: Oh...well, I was.
*Merlin and Morgana watch Gwaine grab the front of his trousers in an attempt to look cool*
Morgana: Does...does Gwaine have problems with his genitals?
Merlin: Yes.
Merlin: He's thinking with them.
Arthur: Really, Morgana? Merlin? Is this wise?
Morgana: I know, but you don't have a choice.
Arthur: You really want me to rely on Merlin, Merlin, to ride out and escort a princess, a princess, all the way from Escetir to Camelot on horseback, on horseback, so I can ask her to be my queen?
Merlin: Why shouldn't I?
Arthur: Because, Merlin, you're an idiot. You'll probably get lost or scare her off before you can even cross the border.
Morgana: That's what I'm counting on.
Morgana: Sorry Im late. I was delayed.
Arthur: Nevermind, it was only a minute.
Morgana: So what did I miss?
Arthur: I was just filling in the Knights on my knowledge of the situation.
Morgana: Oh, so what took up the rest of the minute then?
Merlin: Where are you going?
Morgana: I'm headed home.
Merlin: Why, why? I thought we were all drinking tonight?
Morgana: You guys are fine without me.
Merlin: Oh come on, but it's the tavern. The tavern's fun!
Arthur: You hate the tavern.
Merlin: I like the tavern when Morgana's here.
Merlin: *to Morgana* You're the only thing in here that smells good.