Merlin: *huffs* How Does One Become As Arrogant As You Are?

Merlin: *huffs* How does one become as arrogant as you are?

Arthur: A lot of practice. I train at least two hours a day.

Merlin: Maybe you can send me your training schedule. This could be the solution for me. All I have to become is an ignorant arsehole that doesn't feel anything.

Arthur:

Arthur: What makes you think I don't have feelings?

Merlin:

Arthur:

Merlin:

Arthur: You're incompetent, a know-it-all, an idiot... but there's just something about you, Merlin...

Merlin: *laughs humourlessly* Yeah, probably my arse.

Arthur: I'd almost dare to suggest we're talking about inner beauty here.

Morgana: You broke up with Gwen.

Arthur: Yeah, I kind of want to date someone else.

Morgana: Oh, really. What's her name?

Arthur: Merlin.

Merlin: *eyeing Arthur* I should've cooked something a little less fat.

Gwaine: Oh come on, Merlin. Don't be so hard on him!

Merlin: You'd argree with me, if you were the one to put new holes in his belt every other week!

Arthur: I'm literally right here.

Merlin: Yes, you're hard to miss.

Okay Merlin Fandom!

Guys, help a sista out. I’m writing a fan fiction that is already taking up most of my time and energy. I’m putting my all into it and I’ve finally posted the first couple of chapters.

so if you’re into Merthur, then please please help me out and just give these chapters a read and give me some feedback!

It’d be massively appreciated!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15907086/chapters/37077474

someone: describe Merlin in three sentences to awaken my interest

Bisexual prince aka once and future King who is in love with both of his servants.

Raging lesbian witch who hates everyone.

Gay sorcerer who uses magic to undo the Prince’s/ King’s pants.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Merlin (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Leon & Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Merlin & Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) Characters: Leon (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Merlin (Merlin) Additional Tags: Canon Era, Pep Talk, selfdoubt, Knights - Freeform, Banter, Uther Pendragon - Freeform, Character Death Mentioned, Mentions of execution

Summary:

Arthur has been king of Camelot for only a few days. If only Arthur didn't feel like he couldn't own up to being the king his father was. But is that really what he needs to be?