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Morgana: You broke up with Gwen.

Arthur: Yeah, I kind of want to date someone else.

Morgana: Oh, really. What's her name?

Arthur: Merlin.

*Merlin fires a bolt and hits a bandit right in the head*

Arthur: Huh. Nice shot.

Merlin:

Merlin: …I was aiming for his leg.

*Officer Arthur arrests a very chatty criminal named Merlin*

Arthur: You have the right to remain silent.

Arthur: And please feel free to exercise this right.

Merlin: Arthur and I used to come here every year. I can't believe he brought someone else!

Gwaine: Well, you brought someone else.

Merlin: Yeah, someone I couldn't possibly be sexually attracted to.

Gwaine:

Gwaine: Uhm, you're welcome?

Merlin: Do you want to read? It's what I always do when I'm anxious.

*hands Arthur his book*

Arthur: "The magical mathematics of quantum physics."

Arthur: Hm, I don't knooow...Nope. I'm good. I'll wait for the movie.