Morgana: Do You Know What Your Sin Is, Uther?

Morgana: Do you know what your sin is, Uther?

Uther: Oh, hell. I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.

PSA:

All the angst and (mutual) pining, (supposedly) unrequited love and slow burn we all love to read about in fanfiction is Not Fun™ when you experience it first hand in real life.

Merlin: *mutters* fuck you're hot.

Arthur: Pardon me?

Merlin: I said you're a fucking clod!

Donkey Urges

Bonus feature: Merlin’s and Arthur’s butts

Merlin: We'll make time for your poetry lesson later, Sire.

Arthur: Yes, Merlin- what are you doing with your face?

Merlin: I'm winking.

Arthur: You're only supposed to use one eye.

Merlin: I know, but I can only do that if I hold the other one open with my finger, and I thought Morgana would notice.

Morgana: You're making the mistake of thinking Morgana cares.

Hey dudes! I’ve trolled through the tags so I hope I didn’t miss anything, but: Do you guys have any ‘there was only one bed!1!’ Type fics? Preferably modern au but I don’t mind! Also any where Murthur attend someone’s wedding and pine a lot? Maybe also with the bed sharing? Thanks!!

Hi anon! Here are some bedsharing fics:

Faking it for the Holidays

My Best Friend’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Wedding

Delayed for Destiny

There’s only one bed

Sharing Heat

And check out our wedding  and forced proximity tags!