Yo Where Is The Fic.

yo where is the fic.

I want Nadia Van Dyne to accidentally transport herself into the MCU. Like, shrinks down into her lab, something goes wrong, and when she comes back out, everything is different and she doesn't understand what's happened.

Bc I'm rewatching Falcon and the Winter Soldier, I think it would be v funny if she immediately beelined towards Bucky, hoping for answers (operating under the belief that her dimension has been altered bc of time shenanigans or something and not that she's been dimensionally displaced) but since Bucky has literally just deprogrammed from being The Winter Soldier, it just goes:

Nadia: BUCKY, BUCKY, BUCKY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!! Sam: Do you... know her? Bucky: No. Nadia, laughing: That's a joke, right? You kidnapped me as a baby and handed me to the Red Room, man. Its the oldest memory I have. And now I need your help. Bucky: *having a crisis*

yo where is the fic

Imagine Nadia meeting the mcu Hank Pym and Janet .

She definitely thinks that Earth-19999 Janet is not as cool as her Janet lmaooo

Finds out what she's like here and just goes "Janet got de-yassified 😭😭😭"

But Nadia's still ready to go to bat for this woman, and minutes into the first meeting and she's interrogating Janet about Hank's treatment of her "Does he hit you?? Are you okay??? I've never killed anyone but I have all the training for it, just say the word."

But in a vacuum, outside of the abuse of her stepmother (? Idk how to describe her relationship w Janet), this version of Hank will make her feel... sad, I think.

There are a lot of thoughts I have to explain this, but without getting into a rant, Nadia is confronted with a reality where Hank is alive. And there. And not a murderous robot.

This could've been her life. When she had thought about her father in the Red Room, this was the man she thought about. But it isn't hers.

And that's really sad, I think.

where for art the fic

I want a Part 1 fic where Kakashi’s like “I’m so sorry, rich and powerful lordling who is in love with my cute female student, but unfortunately you can’t marry Sakura because she’s already engaged to her teammate Sasuke Uchiha.” And Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto are all like “HEEEEEEEEEEH??????” but then proceed to go along with it because all three of them detest this pretentious rich kid from the bottom of their hearts.

where is the fic

okay, please imagine with me:

mito is in konoha on a diplomatic mission and the moment she meets hashirama, she knows she needs the man in her bed asap. i mean, have you seen him? yeah, she's gonna tap that, all right. so she tries to woo him inside her pants, tries to get him alone on every possible occasion, and the more time she spends with him, the more she crushes on him and thirsts for him equally

meanwhile, tobirama sees mito always hanging around hashirama and comes to the wrong conclusion. the senju and uzumaki might be allies, but clearly, mito must be a spy, for why else would she try to spend so much alone time with hashirama? oh hell no, this woman is not going to hurt his brother, he will make sure of that

hashirama, on the other hand, is completely oblivious to mito's advancements, however, he sees tobirama following mito around a lot, and because they're of the same blood, he also comes to the wrong conclusion: obviously, tobirama has a crush! which is really cute but also embarrassing, because "really tobirama, you can't just stalk the woman and hope she'll like you back." he's also a bit saddened as he finds himself rather enamored by mito. but for his little brother, he is willing to put those feelings aside, as much as it may hurt, and help him get the woman of his dreams

a comedy of error ensues in which mito tries to court hashirama with tobirama hot on her heels to expose her of her nefarious schemes, and hashirama heavily pines for mito while at the same time he tries to play wing-man for tobirama

it's a mess, really. madara meanwhile has a bet against the rest of konoha's jounin to win on how long it's gonna take these three idiots to realize what's up. (he might roll his eyes at hashirama's bad gambling habit, but hey, if it's a gamble against his best friend, madara is all in)

so i have a small AU that is taking up space in my brain so here you go.

So the AU is that ether Danzo or Orochimaru ( I have not decided which) clone the founders of Konoha, but they are are about 10 maybe 11. And they have the memory's of their lives up to that point, so they know certain lore and skills. And then Hiruzen has to find places for them to stay.

so Madara go's to Sasuke(maybe pre-massacre)

Tobirama and Hashirama go to Kakashi(because i love the theory that Sakumo is Tobi's son that i saw somewhere)

and Mito go's to the house of the last Uzumaki in Konoha.( and she is livid, for she remembers the palaces that they built by the sea)

creeps up behind you. "yo where is the fic"

Naruto memes because yes