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Thank you to everyone who got me to 2500 likes!

Im not putting any tags or anything in this because this is just for my followers, I went back and edited some of my fic in the why I write them, tell my if you like the changes or not. If you don’t I’ll change them back.

Just learned turtles slap each other to flirt, so imagine this:

Raph: *talking with his brothers or some shit*

Y/n: *walks up and just slaps him* THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY SNACKS! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MOVIE NIGHT! *walks away*

Raph: *stunned* …..I think I’m in love with them…

Yandere Leo

^ (Not my art)

Ok hear me out, I think Leo could be a great yandere. Throughout each version, no matter who silly or serious he is, tmnt portrays Leo as both calculated and strategic as well as the most skilled and is overall the best at being a ninja. Not necessarily at fighting or combat, but at staying in the shadows and execution in a plan. Therefore I think he’d be a great yandere and I will be making a yandere story for each Leo.

1987 Leonardo

1990s Leonardo

2003 Leonardo

2007 Leonardo

2012 Leonardo

Bayverse!Leonardo

Rise!Leonardo

TMNT CROSSOVERS

So this is all the TMNT series and movies either interacting between universes or just comparisons.

Leonardo

- Yandere Leo

Raphael

Donatello

Michelangelo

Ok, so I know it’s a strange opinion and a lot of people are going to disagree with me but I still have to say it. The 3rd live action TMNT movie from 1993 was the best and let me explain. If you took it seriously then it’s a weird movie, but this is a movie franchise about giant talking turtles who know ninjitsu, so how seriously are you actually taking this movie. This is clearly a action comedy, it’s funny. I don’t know about you, but a giant talking turtles with a Brooklyn accent going back in time to give life advice to a young Asian boy is the funniest shit in the world. One of the turtles (Mikey) literally flirts with the said little boy’s sister like he’s Barry Benson from the “Bee Movie” while she’s acting all stoic while longing for her actual boyfriend. The bad guy is a creepy white dude who cares more about his birds than actual human life. His love for his birds is one of the causes of his down fall! That is so fucking weird! That’s why it’s funny!

Imagine being the person to pitch this to a movie executive. “Ok, so why does the turtle have a Brooklyn accent?” ”Because he’s from New York?” ”Then why is he in ancient Japan?” ”Because he and his brothers went back in time to stop a creepy white dude who may or may not really want to fuck his birds.” ”Oh ok, but I think the script their time traveling device is referred to as a ‘egg timer’ so is it small and egg shaped?” ”No, it looks like a large dildo with a lamp on it.” ”Great, here’s some money! This is going ti be the next big thing!”

I’m tired of these random headcanons of Bayverse Donnie. “Oh Donnie’s She/They! Donnie transfem! Donnie is bisexual!”

You know what Donnie is? A fucking menace to society, she licks that frosting off of pop tarts and then puts them back in the box, and that’s not even a headcanon because she admitted to it in the first movie. She needs to be jailed for her crimes.

"I Love You"

WARNING: Overly fluffy to the point it might be cringe.

Ship: Bayverse (2014/2016) Raphael x Reader

Pronouns: They/Them

Summary: Raph doesn't say "I love you" like a normal person, but he says it, more often than you think.

Raphael has always had a hard time when it comes to saying "I love you" to the people he loves, that doesn't change when he starts dating you, it's just the way he is. It's not that he doesn't love you, he just has his own way of saying it, and the way he says it is just as, if not even more lovely.

You hear it every times you make him laugh. After every joke you make and within all the banter you two create, is the laughter that sounds like love letters to you, butterfly kisses that fly in the air and flutter over to your ears. Every times he says, "you're so stupid" is his love confession.

You see it in the way he does thing for you, reaching for things on the top shelf, opening jars or bottles, learning new things to do with you. Before you met him, he had no idea that he could be so good at doing so many thing. Before meeting you he never knew he could have someone to do his hobbies with like knitting. Now he does, he loves being with you.

You feel it in the way he hold you. During late nights as he wraps his arms around your waist and buries his face in the crook of your neck looking for comfort from the day. When he cups your face and kisses you, his smile present but make is that much sweeter. This is his favorite "I love you"

Raph has a hard time saying it, be he tells you he loves you all the time. Whether you know it or not, it there in every moment you share together.

Philophobia

WARNING: I'd like to clarify that philophobia is real and different from being asexual or aromantic. To put in very simple terms, philophobia is the fear of falling in love that is often but not always caused by a trauma revolving "love", asexuality is when you feel no sexual attraction to anyone, and aromantic is when you feel no romantic attraction. Not everyone with philophobia is asexual or aromantic and not everyone who is asexual and/or aromantic has philophobia. Not to say that it impossible to have all of the above, it's correlation not causation.

Ship: ROTTMNT Leonardo X Reader

Pronouns: They/Them

Summary: This is when he find out you have philophobia

(Not my GIF)

Leo found out because he is invested in your love life. You tell him all the tea all the time about the drama of the people in your life and so knowing your own drama is no difference. You didn't tell him directly that you have philophobia at first, but he put two and two together because of everything you've told him.

Anytime there is a love interest in your life you do nothing about it. When someone likes you, you lie about noticing it, even when all the stuff they do is one giant scream for your attention. When it’s you who likes someone, you always have some excuse to not confess. You're just content with liking them from afar and taking your feelings to the grave. The one time where you have a crush on someone who clearly likes you back is when Leo found out why your like this.

You tell him your trauma with love, the reason you feel like love is just not meant to be for you. You cry of course, it's not easy retelling something you'd rather never happened at all, but he sits there quietly as you do, not a single joke, quip, heckle, or sound. You tell him how and why, you tell him your fear of what happen and of it happening again. How you just aren't ready to feel the bad part of loving someone that comes with the good, even if the good could possible weigh out the bad, its just not something you're willing to risk.

When you finish, he's left speechless, he knows he has to be delicate in his response because he doesn't know how else to deal seriousness in the kind of manner you need and after seeing you break down in front of him he knows that he has to help in some way. He opts for the safest approach of just rubbing your back, he wants to comfort you but is scared that his touch might scare you when you're vulnerable. If you lean in closer then he'll just hold you and rest his head on yours, he lets you cry on him if you want. He doesn’t try to do anything selfish like try to look at you or anything, he just holds you without saying a word and tries his best to stay completely still. If your don't like the touch, then he'll stop and say thank you for trusting him.

Once you compose yourself again, that's where he's back to his good goofy self. He's there trying to make you laugh and takes you to do something stupid to make you feel better. He wants to let you know that whether you want a relationship with someone or not, you always have him to have the kind of relationship you don't have to be scared of and can depend on, and promises that if a similar situation were to ever happen again that he’ll come be your hero.

Rise Of The TMNT

[Turtles]

Leonardo:

- Philophobia ❤️‍🩹💖

Raphael:

Donatello:

Michelangelo:

(All of Them):

[Non-Turtles]

April O’Neil:

Splinter/Lou Jitsu:

The Mud Dogs:

Cassandra Jones:

Casey Jones:

Big Mama:

Baron Draxum:

My Crush

WARNING: Really fluffy, that's it.

Ship: TMNT Boys (Bayverse) x Reader (I plan on doing the other versions of them with this too)

Pronouns: They/Them

Summary: This is if their S/O told them they have an active crush on them after being together for a while already.

Leonardo:

Leo thinks it's funny. You two are just lounging around after he went on patrol, he likes to relax with you as you guys do your own thing together. He’s reading a book and your on your phone, the two of you just there enjoying each other’s company. He's at peace within the silence, and that's when you say it, it's out of nowhere. Nothing would have brought it up, but you said it anyways. "Leo, I think I have a crush on you." He's confused at first. "Thank you?" Then he laughs. "Oh my god, that's so dumb." He so embarrassed and flustered that he can't even look at you so he buries his face in his book. He'd just keep laughing and telling you how dumb and cute you are. When he calms down he'll smiles and say, "Wow, really? I would have never known." "Really? I thought I was making it obvious. After all the times I've kissed you, did you think those were just out of friendship?"

The more you talk the more he will keep laughing. Ask him if he wants to go out sometime. He'll play along and say, "I don't know, I'm already with someone and I don't think they'd want to share." He’ll smile and cup you face, kissing you between every punctuation. "They treat me good, and they're beautiful, and I think I'm lucky to have them. So I'm going to have to decline the offer."

Wow, imagine being rejected by your crush after already dating them, that must be rough.

Raphael:

Raph get super flustered, it reminds him of before you guys were a thing. He's doing something normal like working out and your with him to watch. He's doing push ups and he has you sitting on top of his shell as extra weight and he's completely in the zone. "Raph, have I ever told you how cool I think you are?" He laughs and takes the complement. "Yeah, you might have mentioned it once or twice. What about me do you think is cool?" He knows the answer, but he likes to hear you say it out loud. "Your strong, you do incredible things like it's nothing. Every time you do something it make my fat crush on you even worse." That's when his hand slips and he falls on his face. Did he hear you correctly? It shouldn't be a big deal because you guys are already dating, but to hear out loud that you still have a crush on him makes him nervous, like he is still the guy who thought he didn’t have a shot with you.

You two get up off the ground and he stand before you, one hand holding yours and the other is rubbing the back of his neck nervously. "You-....you still have a crush on me?" He's doesn't have the courage to look you in the eye because he feels like you guys are confessing your feelings for each other all over again. "Of course I do!" That's what gets him, it the  nonchalant-ness to it, it's the fact that you treat it like he should have already known. He turns away and tries to play it cool as he goes to do something else, your hand is still in his and you follow him to his next task. "What? You embarrassed?" "You can't just say that shit, okay?"

For the rest of the day he's gonna be doing things to impress you, doing harder work-outs, getting things for you from high places, doing things you tell him to do, he's yours to command.  Please praise him, he'll eat that shit up.

Donatello:

He's similar to Leo, he thinks it's cute, but will make fun of you for it. He's working on the truck and would have you handing him tools as he stays underneath it. When he comes back up he's covered in oil and he has his goggles on, he looks like a sexy mechanic. He goes to pick up his bottle of water and he catches you staring. "What is it? Is there oil on my face?" "No- well yes that too, but it's not that." You just smile and keep staring. He laughs but you're making him nervous. "Yeah? Then what is it?" He asks, putting his bottle back down. His full attention is now on you and he patiently awaits your answer. You take this to your advantage and decide to play with him a little. "Okay, sit down and get ready because I have something important to tell you." With that his interest has peaked and he looks around. You're sitting in his usual chair and he knows he's too heavy to sit on his work table, so he just sits on the floor and looks up at you with curiosity. You cup his face and look deep into his eyes. "Donnie, this might come as a surprise because I've kept this secret well, but I have a huge crush on you." He doesn't say anything, he just starts to laughing, it's more of a giggle honestly. You continue as you pet his cheeks with your thumbs. "I've been meaning to tell you this for some time now. Dear maiden, I was wondering if you'd do me the honor of letting me take you on a date." He laughs harder and pushes his rolling chair as he gets up. "Sorry, but you have to ask for my father's permission by giving him three goats." He jokes. You pretend that someone has shot your heart with an arrow and clutch you chest before falling limp in the chair.

He just laughs more and goes back to what he was doing, the smile on his face seemingly unfading. "You know what, that was so stupid." "Stupid funny? Or stupid idiot?" "Stupid as in it sucks that I really want to kiss you because of how stupid you are."

Michelangelo:

He feels the same way, he’s actually the one to say it first. You guys are just hanging out one day playing video games, both of you are messing around and trying to mess up the other’s concentration so you could win. He kisses your cheek last minute as a distraction but you win anyway. You scream and cheer, and he’s beside you over exaggerating the sadness of his defeat.

“Ah! No! Why did it have to end this way?!” He falls back on his shell as if he’s given up.

“Haha! You thought you could distract me, but little did you know that your kiss only made me stronger!” You laugh maniacally and he just looks at you with this strange look of appreciation.

“Y’know what? I think this is the reason I still have a crush on you.” You pause in surprise and you see his dopey love-struck expression plastered on all over his face and you can’t help but blush.

You smile and kiss his cheek. “That’s so funny because I think I have a crush on you too.”

Sweet Sweet Fantasy (PT.  2)

WARNING: A bit smutty, don’t like don’t read

Ship: TMNT Boys (Bayverse) x Reader

Pronouns: She/Her

Summary: This is the first time the boys have sexy fantasies of crush/(S/O)

 (PT. 1)

Leonardo:

So he'd start having them at a specific time, it's after you guys start dating and during "mating season". Leo is a very strong willed guy so before you guys start dating he denied the cute fantasies he had so there was no way for him to have sexy fantasies about you and not almost die. He thinks that thinking about you "inappropriately" would be disrespectful even if it's in his head, but during mating season when hormones are all over the place and he knows that only thinking about you is better than letting his urges get out of control and hurting you in the end which is what he thinks would happen.

His fantasies during mating season are wild because he is super needy everything about you pushes him closer to the edge. When he's with you, all he can do it think about slamming you against some surface and ram his cock into you, he wants to use you like his personal flesh-light. He wants to hear you beg, whether to keep going or for him to stop he doesn't know, which kind of scares him. If he were in his right mind he would never want to hurt you, but the thought of you whimpering and crying while on his dick does something to him that he's not proud of.

He'll tell you that he needs time to be alone, but when he's alone the fantasies get worse, especially when he is meditating because that is when he is actively trying to focus and be at peace. He starts to think of you creeping up on him and sitting on his lap, you tell him sweet nothings in his ear like: "You're so comfortable, Leo. Can I just stay with you a little longer, please?" He thinks about your soft warm body against his hard plastron, you allow him to touch you with his cold scaly hands and just feel you. To him you are like a succubus trying to damn him to hell with how fucking hot you are.

For the safety of both of your mental and physical health, just let him be and leave him alone, he can't handle himself and wouldn't live with himself if he hurt you because he lacked self-control.

Raphael:

He'd end up randomly thinking of you while he's working out. He was having a hard time with his last couple of sets and he thinks of you encouraging him. "You can do it, Raph! You're so big and strong, a couple more reps is nothing to you!" He'd imaging you with cute little pom poms like a cheerleader and you'd be wearing the uniform of one too, a reveling one, the kind that has a bikini top with a really short skirt, the whole thing would be red too, just like his bandana. When he finishes, he feels his sweat dripping down his plastron and imaging it's you on top of him with your hand sliding up and down his torso. Of course, you're not really there, so he goes back to his room to let his mind, and maybe his hand, go wild.

He lays down on his bed the same way he lied down to do his reps. His imagination would resume where he left it, with you straddling his hips. He crosses his arms under his head and imagine you giving him butterfly kisses down his body. "You know, someone strong like you deserves to be rewarded." He'd pull his cock out and imagine it's you doing it, looking up at him with a smirk. He'd start rubbing the tip and think of you sucking on it, just the tip though, he thinks that you'd have a hard time trying to fit more than that in your mouth, and even then you's slobber all over it. As he starts to stroke his whole length, he's imaging you hovering just above his cock, lifting your skirt up and pulling your pantie to the side so your pussy is out on display and dripping just for him. "Raphie, you're so big, I don't think I could fit this inside me." 'Raphie', he didn't even purposely imagine you using the nickname you gave him, it just popped in his mind, but boy did it do something to him. Something about defiling something that you had given him in innocence and thinking about it in such a lewd way made him cum on the spot.

He'd then force himself to stop thinking about you. The embarrassment of cumming before he could even stick it in, sure you weren't real and just in his head, but as a man he just couldn't take it because what if that shit happen when you guys actually. The sudden thought of you saying, "That's not fair, Raphie, I want to cum too!" With a cute whine and an adorable little pout on your face, it was both enjoyable and even more embarrassing.

Donatello:

For Donnie, a lot of things remind him of you, but what starts it all for him is when he's eating some of the candy you gave him. He'd be eating it while working on his new invention and then the sudden thought of "If she has candy on her all the time, she must eat them a lot." It's an innocent thought that is in his head one second and gone the next, but then another thought would fly by like, "If she eats these a lot, I wonder if her mouth tastes just as sweet?" That's when he catches himself blushing. He'd think about if he actually got to taste your lips and if they'd taste like candy, if they did then there would be no doubt that he'd get a sugar addiction.

He’d think about how he’d go through with it, kissing you. He'd lean in and give you a quick peck on the lips, you'd look into each other's eyes, and you'd give him a chased kiss back. It would just be that for a moment. Something small and light, testing out the waters as you slowly lay on his bed and he make his way to lean over you.

He think for a second, it was all in his head sure, but you were his best friend and if he didn’t have the balls to ask you out he didn’t have the right to think about in that way. He lays on his bed, face covered by his hands, internally hating the fact that he's still blushing. When he looks up at his ceiling, he can't help but imagine you there hovering above him. "Fine, if you're too scared, I guess I'll take control." He hates his own imagination, clearly his mind won't let it go. It’s okay though, right? Just to think about a little bit? It's not like thoughts could hurt anyone.

Donnie's fantasy is a mix between a guilty conscience and intense longing for you to want him as much as he wants you. He'd imagine you sitting right on top of his upper plastron. You'd look down at him with a smirk as you giggle. "Wow, are you really thinking your best friend right now? And in a position like this? That's so pathetic it's almost cute!" You'd start rubbing yourself on him in a way that traps him in one place but would also get both sinister giggles and moans to fall from your lips. "You're a sick bastard, huh? This is what you think about when I’m not around? You’re my best friend and this is what you do to my image? Defile it?" You'd bite your lip and move yourself to his mouth. "You wanted to know what I taste like, right? Go on, taste~" He'd then put a pillow over his face. Partly because he's embarrassed that his brain could concoct such a lewd image of you, partly to think about your thighs smothering his face and what your pussy could possibly smell like. If it was anything like the pillow, it smell sweet like the candy you always give him.

That's when he notices that he's hard. Instead on just yanking one out, he gets up and goes to take a cold shower and contemplate whether he actually is in fact a sick person or not.

Michelangelo:

Mikey is more innocent then the rest, he doesn’t think about you that way until he actually sees you portrayed in that way. This would probably be after you guys have been together for a while. He comes back to his room after skating or something and your just asleep sprawled out on his bed in you pajamas. You have so much skin showing and your legs are wide open and his mind at first is like, "Oh she is so cute when she's sleeping!" But that quickly changes when he goes to lay down with you. He lies down to relax and you just cling on to him, you treat him like your own teddy bear and feeling your warm soft body just loving on him gets him a little hot and bothered.

After that, he gets casual fantasy of you. None are specific to anything, just things he’s probably seen in porn before. His fantasies change the more intimate you get, but most are pretty vanilla. The spiciest it gets and the most common is having you sit on his face. When you guys cuddle he feels your body and he realizes he has a thing for thighs. Having you sit on his face is both sexy and comforting to him.

From then on he'll frequently have fantasies of several clones of you all just loving on him the same way you did that one time. He thinks about it when you're gone and he's by himself on his bed and he thinks about like four different yous loving on him and kissing him. In his fantasies on is usually on his lap kissing him and one is usually sucking on his cock, the other two are usually pleasuring themselves on his arms or has their boobs pressed against his shell. Mikey likes you and thinks your hot as hell, but more of you is even hotter.

Baby Talk

WARNING: Infantilization, slight cursing, implied sexual acts, it get really fucking weird the longer you read.

Ship: TMNT Boys (Bayverse) x Reader

Pronouns: They/Them

Summary: This is if you talked to the boys in a baby voice. (I had the idea after bullying my brother's boyfriend with the baby voice and watching him get pissed, but then my brother did the same shit and he calmed down, I thought it was funny.)

Leonardo:

Doesn't like it. He feels like your talking to him like he's some cute puppy instead of your boyfriend, he's your man not your child. It irks him, but he doesn't get mad or anything, just a little pissy. He'll laugh and give you an irritated smile, he does his best to tolerate it because it's you but it still rubs him the wrong way. He doesn't want to tell you to stop because he likes that you find him attractive enough to be defined as "cute", it's just that "cute" wasn't what he was going for. He was going for more of a strong protector type of vibe, not a kitten you found in the alley which is how he feels.

If you do it for long enough, he'll just fucking snap and show how adult he can be. He loves you, but he can only deal with so much shit, he gonna shut that shit down. I hope you enjoy you "punishment" because for as long as you did that to him, he's gonna make you suffer for the same amount of time. ;)

Raphael:

For him, it depends on if you're in public or not. Because the baby talk is embarrassing and he knows that if his brother caught you doing that shit to him they would for sure tease him about it. If it's just the two of you alone and you do it, he likes it. Not specifically the baby talk itself but he likes the praise and affection that come with it. Sure you're calling him a "cutie-patootie" in a high pitched voice, but you're also cupping his face and showering him with face kisses and telling him how good he is for you and that you love him. This man is fine with you treating him like a dog if it's in private. Yes he is metaphorically on a leash, but you are literally giving him head scratches and calling him a "Good Boy" and honestly that's the life, isn't it? He doesn't really like being told what to do by Leo as leader because he so controlling, but when someone as hot as you does it, how could he not listen? When he listens to you there is a reward, and that reward come in many different forms of affection from cuddling to fucking.  

It's funny when he acts like he doesn't like it because one second he'll be like "Stop it, it's dumb." And when you stop he'll act like a puppy and beg by resting his chin on you and giving you a look. All he really wants is you to touch him, scratch his shell or kiss his face, he loves that the best.

Donatello:

He doesn't particularly like it, but he doesn't hate it either, he sees it more like an opportunity. He thinks it's silly and just ignores you as you just casually pet him and call him cute, but he wants to see for how long and how weird it can get. You're calling him a cutie and giving him head pats now, but how long does it take for you to just start rubbing your face against his and calling him names that aren't even words like "Snuggle-buggles". When it gets that weird, he'll start getting weird too.

He's a scientist, naturally he wants to know more about things that he doesn't understand, that thing being you. Sure he knows about general information about humans from book and the internet, but he wants to know you. The way you smell, the way the softest parts of you feel against his scaly hands, every detail of your iris up close. He wants to hold you close and not let go until he feel satisfied with feeling up every inch of you from playing with your hair to inspecting whats between your thighs, he wants it all.

He wants to know how weird you’re willing to get to get back the affection you have been giving. He doesn't do this on a regular basis because he doesn't want to scare you, he wants you to think of him as normal, he wants you to forget that he's not human by acting more “normal”, but the thing is is that he's not, he probably the weirdest out of all of the turtles.

When he gets this chance to just be weird with you, he gets you to sit on his lap or on a high up surface like a table and rests his head on the nook of your neck. You could be petting his shell or kissing his head, and not to say that he doesn't enjoy it, but he's not really paying attention to your actions. He's breathing in your scent, his hands are under your shirt just roaming and feeling up your sides and the small of your back. At some point he might bite you or something as he squeezes you thighs. It's just two weirdos doing some weird-ass cuddling and when you guys are done he'll act like nothing happen and that it's totally normal. If you ask about it or ask if it was weird or not, he'll remind you that you started it in the first place.

Michelangelo:

This man fucking loves it, eats that shit up all the fucking time. He'll even ask for it! He'll ask you to do things for him and his excuse is that "but I'm Baby". He is just laying down using you as a pillow as you pet him and tell him he's cute. You are basically making his dreams come true because noting is better than someone hot papering him. With every word of praise that slips from your lips he snuggles closer to you. He jokes that if he is ever crying that you should treat him like a baby and put your tiddies in his mouth, (don't matter what your gender is everyone has nips, if you have nips you got tiddies).

Just don't start calling him pet names that don't exist because he'll do it back and it will become war. You calling him a Snuggle-butt Beefcake? He's calling you a, Angel-loving Sweet Lemon. Just don't do it, it's only going to get weirder and weirder until at some point your calling him "Surfer's Wet Dream" and he's calling you "Pan Fried Rice".

Sweet Sweet Fantasy

WARNING: Slight cursing. (Like 1 or 2 words here and there but still there)

Ship: TMNT Boys (Bayverse) x Reader

Pronouns: They/Them

Summary: This is about if the boys started to have romantic fantasies about their crush.

(PT. 2)

Leonardo:

Leo doesn't know when it started, it kinda just happen. At first he hates that he can't get you out of his head, his mind is too cluttered to the point that its hard to focus and he knows that you and him are never going happen. He thinks the differences between you two are too strong and if he ever confessed that a relationship would only end with unhappiness and regret if you didn't reject him first. Sometime later, when there is a sign of something there, no matter how small or insignificant that sign is, the thought of any kind of chance with you make the flood gates of his mind burst and has no other choice but to just accept that he has these fantasies.

Most of his fantasies are about him saving you, he wants to be your hero. He doesn't like the thought of you being in danger, but he does like the thought of you looking up at him in awe and praising him for his bravery and skill. A lot of those kinds of fantasies end with you rewarding him with a cheek kiss. He imagines you being cornered by someone, usually some gross human man, and he jumps down from a rooftop and places himself between you and whoever. He'd say something he thinks is cool like, "That's not how you treat a lady." and then then dude runs away and you're just there gushing over him like "Wow, Leo! You're so brave and handsome! Marry me!" It's all cheesy stuff like that but it literally makes him blush all the time and it plays on repeat in his head.

He has this one specific fantasy where he meets you on a balcony every night and you kiss him under the light of the moon, no one judges and it's just you two, the only ones there to witness are the stars above. Sometimes it's raining and you guys to a spider-man kiss, he's upside down and you just gently cup his face and pull him in and kiss him, not caring about anything else beside the moment. He is the most embarrassed about that one but thankfully he doesn't think about it often.

Raphael:

Raph imagines a domestic life with you, but not just like dating and stuff, he imagine you're his marriage partner. A lot of his fantasies are ego centrist with you as his supportive partner that comes along on his adventure. Is he a wrestler? Your his hot coach who gives him water. Is he a football player? Your his cheerleader. Is he some Greek hero? Your his beautiful goddess that he tributes to. 

Not all of his fantasies are about him though, some are you encouraging him. He could be having a bad day and your just there telling him how cool he is and that’s it’s okay. He could have gotten into a fight with Leo and he threatens to leave again and there you are in his head saying “Stop being such a big baby, you know you’re not gonna leave, you love them too much for that!” 

He doesn’t plan of confessing his feelings, out of all the turtles he is the most insecure and can’t handle you hurting him and saying no, that’s why he revels in his fantasies of you, it’s the closest he’ll ever actually get to you.

Donatello:

Donnie absolutely hates that he fantasizes about you. It's always right after seeing or talking to you and it's always him doing what he wants to do and telling all his feeling, or it's his subconscious bullying him for being a coward. He WANTED kiss you then, he WANTED to tell you how your eyes shine brighter than Arcturus in September, he WANTED to let you know how you make his brain feel like an old windows computer booting up when you get close, but he KNOWS that if he did that you'd think he was the lamest most cheesiest person in the whole world.

It gets bad when you give him the slightest bit of affection. A thank you hug? Cue the TV static mess that his brain has become, man can’t even say "Your welcome". A kiss on the cheek? This man is fucked. It's like something got stuck between the old rusty cogs of a machine and exploded, after he processes that it actually happen and it wasn’t just his imagination he's just giggling to himself like a dork. 

He imagines anytime those things happen that he holds you close and confesses his feelings. You lean in close and caress his cheek gently before you both kiss. In the moment he’s blushing but seconds later he wishes he acted cooler and kissed you, and not that small cute soft peck on the lips no, he wants the passionate kind that makes you lose your breath. He wants to have a kiss that can convey his feelings so he doesn’t have to say it out loud, he knows he never could.

Michelangelo:

You are his best friend, he doesn’t have too many fantasies about you because you guys already do all the things he wants to do with you. You guys go skating together at skate parks and abandon buildings, play video games while eating junk food, and you guys sneak into places and watch stuff like sport games or movies. Most of the things he thinks about that could be considered fantasies are just him planning on what to do with you next. 

The only times he has actual fantasies about you are when he listens to music, specifically old Taylor Swift love song. He’s not the type to listen to her music, not that he hates it, its just not his style. He listens to it because when he finds out he likes you, her music described how he feels really well. He kind of act like a teenage girl when he crushes on you, he wants to hold your hand and have some cute love story with you, so all of his fantasies are just you and him reacting her music videos. He thinks about if he were human that he could be your next door neighbor and you guys talk though the window, or maybe throw pebbles and ask you to sneak out with him to a drive-in movie. All of his fantasies are with both of you being human because he thinks you couldn't love him as he is. Despite being friends, he knows the difference between you is just to big. He knows you don't see him as a monster and he plans on telling you his feelings someday, but the fear of rejection and ruining what you two have already is to scary for him.

Ok so I accidentally deleted the comment, but this is a response to someone asking about the fic I was talking about in my last post. It’s actually a fic by my friend that I beta read for. It’s her first TMNT fic but she has written other stuff for. It’s gonna be on Quotev but she said I could post the first chapter on here when she’s ready. She just hasn’t found a name for it yet.

TMNT RANT

I've always liked and watched TMNT, but I only recently got really into it and started getting into the fandom. I went on tumblr and scrolled through the TMNT tag and half of it is people simping for the turtles and other characters, the other half is them saying that people shouldn't simp. At first it didn't bother my because people have their own opinion, but then I kept seeing the same argument every time they talk about it. Every time I see them argue that people shouldn't simp they always say "Why are you simping for them? They're literally kids, they're teenagers. It's in the name, they would probably be freshmen is high school." I understand where they’re coming from when saying that adults shouldn't be crushing on children, but why is that the argument and not the fact that they are turtles? Maybe argue that they are giant mutant turtles, they are not human. If they were like Splinter who is an adult would it be fine? Even then, Splinter was at least human at some point in most versions of him while the turtles were always turtles. The only reason why that's not the argument is because they don't look like or act like actual animals, they are 6-7 feet tall with huge muscles, the simps aren't attracted to the fact that they are turtles, so no one is concerned that simps are gonna go out and fuck a real turtle, so why is that concern still there when we talk about them being teenagers. They do not look or act like kids, they don't even sound like kid! Every single version of the turtles were voiced by people that were at least in their 30's when their respective version came out. Now I know that them not looking or acting like teens don't mean they aren't, but that also goes for them being animals.

All of that is under the assumption that the person simping is an adult and not a kid just like the turtles, and to be honest it is most likely that they are, this is a Nickelodeon owned franchise and the main audience are kids and adults with nostalgia, so it's more likely people who are the same age or younger than the turtle boys, or adults that had a crush on them when they were kids, and that doesn't go away. It's normal to still have crush on a friend you had when you were younger or still think about your first love as a adult, but it's not normal when that person is a turtle boy? I still have a crush on my 4th grade crush, and yes I still think of him as a kid, but that’s because that's how I remember him last! I don't think about him and go "Ah yes, Caleb! If only I was an adult back then when I first met you when you were a child!" I think about the time he said I looked pretty with glasses and had a nice singing voice when we were both kids. He was the same age as me back and is still to this day, but since I’ve only known him as he was back then I only like that version of him and only see him as the way he was.

Not to mention that the turtle boys aren't real! Crushing on them or even writing fanfiction of them literally isn't hurting anyone because they aren't real. Sexualizing or romanticizing actual children no matter how old they look or act is wrong because they are still children and they don’t fully understand the concept of it all and what those thing entail, that leads to hurting them and leaving long lasting trauma. I’m not saying that isn’t true, what I’m saying is that since these are fictional characters and can be whatever age you want them to be, it hurts no one to romanticize or sexualize them. There are other fandoms that write fanfiction of actual people that are both human and adult but it actually hurts them. Like the One Direction or Fall Out Boy fandom, the fanfiction is based on real people and one day their kids, partner, or employer will see that shit which is embarrassing as fuck! People write fan fiction of Stranger Things or IT and while the actors are older now they still came out when they are kids. Why not get mad at the people writing fan fictions shipping the characters in that? Or even Stephen King himself for writing a sex scene of the characters as kids having an orgy in the sewers! Instead of called a weirdo or a pedophile , that man got paid thousands of dollars for both the book and then the movies.

So in conclusion, I need everyone to shut the fuck up and let me go back to reading the X Reader with Megan Fox's April O'Neil being jealous that Mikey isn't simping over her anymore, without author being bothered by haters and saying that they are gonna stop writing, that would be great!

Imagine being so pressed about what other people like, it has nothing to do with you so why do you care. The only reason I can think of if someone being mad is if they were mad that it wasn’t them. Why are upset unless you wish it were you? If you actually cared about people liking child characters in media then go worry about the people who like Eri or Anya from My Hero Acedemia and Spy X Family, those are children that are meant to act and look like children.

~CODE GUIDE~

Angst=  💔

Hurt/Comfort= ❤️‍🩹

Fluff= 💗

Platonic= 💖

Smut= ❤️‍🔥

Suggestive (not quite smutty, but still spicy)= ❤️

Dark=🖤

Not Dark (but still odd enough to be called out)= 💟

No Relationship= 💘

Multiple Relationships= 💞 

Poly Relationship= 💕

Bayverse

[Turtles]

Leonardo

Raphael

- "I Love You" 💗

Donatello

Michelangelo

(All of Them)

- Sweet Sweet Fantasy 💗 (PT.2) ❤️‍🔥 💟

- Baby Talk 💗❤️‍🔥 💟

- My Crush 💗  

- My Scary Valentine  💗❤️‍🔥💟 💕

- Kink Headcanon ❤️‍🔥 

[Non-turtles]

April O’Neil

Vern Fenwick

Casey Jones

{TV Shows}

1987

2003

2012

2018!Rise

{Movies}

90′s Movies

2007 Movie

Bayverse

*TMNT Masterlist*

{Movies}

{TV Shows}

{Crossovers}

~NAVIGATION~

A Masterlist of Masterlists!

{Anime}

* My Hero Academia

* Haikyuu

* Ouran High School Host Club

*Assassination Classroom

* The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

* Blue Exorcist

TO BE CONTINUED

{Non-Anime}

* Undertale (game)

* Fnaf (game)

* Mystic Messenger (game/anime)

* Teen Wolf (TV show)

* Supernatural (TV show)

* Vampire Diaries (TV show) 

*TMNT (Both TV Show & Movies)

TO BE CONTINUED

*BNHA MASTERLIST*

{Pro Heroes}

{Villains}

{Students}

After so long of a character being on a list and no one wanting a fic for them, I will most likely take them off the list, and if enough asks for a character that is not on the list I might put them on.

{UA Students}

[Class 1A]

Denki Kaminari

Eijiro Kirishima

Fumikage Tokoyami

Hanta Sero

Izuku Midoiya

Katsuki Bakugo

Kyoka Jiro

Mashirao Ojiro

Mezo Shoji

Mina Ashido

Momo Yaoyorozu

Ochaco Uraraka

Rikido Sato

Shoto Todoroki

Tenya Ida

Toru Hagakure

Tsuyu Asui

[Class 3A]

Mirio Togata

Nejire Hado

Tamaki Amajiki

[Lower Letter Classes]

Hitoshi Shinsou

Kinoko Komori (I know she’s just a background character, but I love her so I’m putting her on here)

Mei Hatsume

Neito Monoma