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TMNT RANT

I've always liked and watched TMNT, but I only recently got really into it and started getting into the fandom. I went on tumblr and scrolled through the TMNT tag and half of it is people simping for the turtles and other characters, the other half is them saying that people shouldn't simp. At first it didn't bother my because people have their own opinion, but then I kept seeing the same argument every time they talk about it. Every time I see them argue that people shouldn't simp they always say "Why are you simping for them? They're literally kids, they're teenagers. It's in the name, they would probably be freshmen is high school." I understand where they’re coming from when saying that adults shouldn't be crushing on children, but why is that the argument and not the fact that they are turtles? Maybe argue that they are giant mutant turtles, they are not human. If they were like Splinter who is an adult would it be fine? Even then, Splinter was at least human at some point in most versions of him while the turtles were always turtles. The only reason why that's not the argument is because they don't look like or act like actual animals, they are 6-7 feet tall with huge muscles, the simps aren't attracted to the fact that they are turtles, so no one is concerned that simps are gonna go out and fuck a real turtle, so why is that concern still there when we talk about them being teenagers. They do not look or act like kids, they don't even sound like kid! Every single version of the turtles were voiced by people that were at least in their 30's when their respective version came out. Now I know that them not looking or acting like teens don't mean they aren't, but that also goes for them being animals.

All of that is under the assumption that the person simping is an adult and not a kid just like the turtles, and to be honest it is most likely that they are, this is a Nickelodeon owned franchise and the main audience are kids and adults with nostalgia, so it's more likely people who are the same age or younger than the turtle boys, or adults that had a crush on them when they were kids, and that doesn't go away. It's normal to still have crush on a friend you had when you were younger or still think about your first love as a adult, but it's not normal when that person is a turtle boy? I still have a crush on my 4th grade crush, and yes I still think of him as a kid, but that’s because that's how I remember him last! I don't think about him and go "Ah yes, Caleb! If only I was an adult back then when I first met you when you were a child!" I think about the time he said I looked pretty with glasses and had a nice singing voice when we were both kids. He was the same age as me back and is still to this day, but since I’ve only known him as he was back then I only like that version of him and only see him as the way he was.

Not to mention that the turtle boys aren't real! Crushing on them or even writing fanfiction of them literally isn't hurting anyone because they aren't real. Sexualizing or romanticizing actual children no matter how old they look or act is wrong because they are still children and they don’t fully understand the concept of it all and what those thing entail, that leads to hurting them and leaving long lasting trauma. I’m not saying that isn’t true, what I’m saying is that since these are fictional characters and can be whatever age you want them to be, it hurts no one to romanticize or sexualize them. There are other fandoms that write fanfiction of actual people that are both human and adult but it actually hurts them. Like the One Direction or Fall Out Boy fandom, the fanfiction is based on real people and one day their kids, partner, or employer will see that shit which is embarrassing as fuck! People write fan fiction of Stranger Things or IT and while the actors are older now they still came out when they are kids. Why not get mad at the people writing fan fictions shipping the characters in that? Or even Stephen King himself for writing a sex scene of the characters as kids having an orgy in the sewers! Instead of called a weirdo or a pedophile , that man got paid thousands of dollars for both the book and then the movies.

So in conclusion, I need everyone to shut the fuck up and let me go back to reading the X Reader with Megan Fox's April O'Neil being jealous that Mikey isn't simping over her anymore, without author being bothered by haters and saying that they are gonna stop writing, that would be great!

Imagine being so pressed about what other people like, it has nothing to do with you so why do you care. The only reason I can think of if someone being mad is if they were mad that it wasn’t them. Why are upset unless you wish it were you? If you actually cared about people liking child characters in media then go worry about the people who like Eri or Anya from My Hero Acedemia and Spy X Family, those are children that are meant to act and look like children.

Baby Talk

WARNING: Infantilization, slight cursing, implied sexual acts, it get really fucking weird the longer you read.

Ship: TMNT Boys (Bayverse) x Reader

Pronouns: They/Them

Summary: This is if you talked to the boys in a baby voice. (I had the idea after bullying my brother's boyfriend with the baby voice and watching him get pissed, but then my brother did the same shit and he calmed down, I thought it was funny.)

Leonardo:

Doesn't like it. He feels like your talking to him like he's some cute puppy instead of your boyfriend, he's your man not your child. It irks him, but he doesn't get mad or anything, just a little pissy. He'll laugh and give you an irritated smile, he does his best to tolerate it because it's you but it still rubs him the wrong way. He doesn't want to tell you to stop because he likes that you find him attractive enough to be defined as "cute", it's just that "cute" wasn't what he was going for. He was going for more of a strong protector type of vibe, not a kitten you found in the alley which is how he feels.

If you do it for long enough, he'll just fucking snap and show how adult he can be. He loves you, but he can only deal with so much shit, he gonna shut that shit down. I hope you enjoy you "punishment" because for as long as you did that to him, he's gonna make you suffer for the same amount of time. ;)

Raphael:

For him, it depends on if you're in public or not. Because the baby talk is embarrassing and he knows that if his brother caught you doing that shit to him they would for sure tease him about it. If it's just the two of you alone and you do it, he likes it. Not specifically the baby talk itself but he likes the praise and affection that come with it. Sure you're calling him a "cutie-patootie" in a high pitched voice, but you're also cupping his face and showering him with face kisses and telling him how good he is for you and that you love him. This man is fine with you treating him like a dog if it's in private. Yes he is metaphorically on a leash, but you are literally giving him head scratches and calling him a "Good Boy" and honestly that's the life, isn't it? He doesn't really like being told what to do by Leo as leader because he so controlling, but when someone as hot as you does it, how could he not listen? When he listens to you there is a reward, and that reward come in many different forms of affection from cuddling to fucking.  

It's funny when he acts like he doesn't like it because one second he'll be like "Stop it, it's dumb." And when you stop he'll act like a puppy and beg by resting his chin on you and giving you a look. All he really wants is you to touch him, scratch his shell or kiss his face, he loves that the best.

Donatello:

He doesn't particularly like it, but he doesn't hate it either, he sees it more like an opportunity. He thinks it's silly and just ignores you as you just casually pet him and call him cute, but he wants to see for how long and how weird it can get. You're calling him a cutie and giving him head pats now, but how long does it take for you to just start rubbing your face against his and calling him names that aren't even words like "Snuggle-buggles". When it gets that weird, he'll start getting weird too.

He's a scientist, naturally he wants to know more about things that he doesn't understand, that thing being you. Sure he knows about general information about humans from book and the internet, but he wants to know you. The way you smell, the way the softest parts of you feel against his scaly hands, every detail of your iris up close. He wants to hold you close and not let go until he feel satisfied with feeling up every inch of you from playing with your hair to inspecting whats between your thighs, he wants it all.

He wants to know how weird you’re willing to get to get back the affection you have been giving. He doesn't do this on a regular basis because he doesn't want to scare you, he wants you to think of him as normal, he wants you to forget that he's not human by acting more “normal”, but the thing is is that he's not, he probably the weirdest out of all of the turtles.

When he gets this chance to just be weird with you, he gets you to sit on his lap or on a high up surface like a table and rests his head on the nook of your neck. You could be petting his shell or kissing his head, and not to say that he doesn't enjoy it, but he's not really paying attention to your actions. He's breathing in your scent, his hands are under your shirt just roaming and feeling up your sides and the small of your back. At some point he might bite you or something as he squeezes you thighs. It's just two weirdos doing some weird-ass cuddling and when you guys are done he'll act like nothing happen and that it's totally normal. If you ask about it or ask if it was weird or not, he'll remind you that you started it in the first place.

Michelangelo:

This man fucking loves it, eats that shit up all the fucking time. He'll even ask for it! He'll ask you to do things for him and his excuse is that "but I'm Baby". He is just laying down using you as a pillow as you pet him and tell him he's cute. You are basically making his dreams come true because noting is better than someone hot papering him. With every word of praise that slips from your lips he snuggles closer to you. He jokes that if he is ever crying that you should treat him like a baby and put your tiddies in his mouth, (don't matter what your gender is everyone has nips, if you have nips you got tiddies).

Just don't start calling him pet names that don't exist because he'll do it back and it will become war. You calling him a Snuggle-butt Beefcake? He's calling you a, Angel-loving Sweet Lemon. Just don't do it, it's only going to get weirder and weirder until at some point your calling him "Surfer's Wet Dream" and he's calling you "Pan Fried Rice".

Sweet Sweet Fantasy (PT.  2)

WARNING: A bit smutty, don’t like don’t read

Ship: TMNT Boys (Bayverse) x Reader

Pronouns: She/Her

Summary: This is the first time the boys have sexy fantasies of crush/(S/O)

 (PT. 1)

Leonardo:

So he'd start having them at a specific time, it's after you guys start dating and during "mating season". Leo is a very strong willed guy so before you guys start dating he denied the cute fantasies he had so there was no way for him to have sexy fantasies about you and not almost die. He thinks that thinking about you "inappropriately" would be disrespectful even if it's in his head, but during mating season when hormones are all over the place and he knows that only thinking about you is better than letting his urges get out of control and hurting you in the end which is what he thinks would happen.

His fantasies during mating season are wild because he is super needy everything about you pushes him closer to the edge. When he's with you, all he can do it think about slamming you against some surface and ram his cock into you, he wants to use you like his personal flesh-light. He wants to hear you beg, whether to keep going or for him to stop he doesn't know, which kind of scares him. If he were in his right mind he would never want to hurt you, but the thought of you whimpering and crying while on his dick does something to him that he's not proud of.

He'll tell you that he needs time to be alone, but when he's alone the fantasies get worse, especially when he is meditating because that is when he is actively trying to focus and be at peace. He starts to think of you creeping up on him and sitting on his lap, you tell him sweet nothings in his ear like: "You're so comfortable, Leo. Can I just stay with you a little longer, please?" He thinks about your soft warm body against his hard plastron, you allow him to touch you with his cold scaly hands and just feel you. To him you are like a succubus trying to damn him to hell with how fucking hot you are.

For the safety of both of your mental and physical health, just let him be and leave him alone, he can't handle himself and wouldn't live with himself if he hurt you because he lacked self-control.

Raphael:

He'd end up randomly thinking of you while he's working out. He was having a hard time with his last couple of sets and he thinks of you encouraging him. "You can do it, Raph! You're so big and strong, a couple more reps is nothing to you!" He'd imaging you with cute little pom poms like a cheerleader and you'd be wearing the uniform of one too, a reveling one, the kind that has a bikini top with a really short skirt, the whole thing would be red too, just like his bandana. When he finishes, he feels his sweat dripping down his plastron and imaging it's you on top of him with your hand sliding up and down his torso. Of course, you're not really there, so he goes back to his room to let his mind, and maybe his hand, go wild.

He lays down on his bed the same way he lied down to do his reps. His imagination would resume where he left it, with you straddling his hips. He crosses his arms under his head and imagine you giving him butterfly kisses down his body. "You know, someone strong like you deserves to be rewarded." He'd pull his cock out and imagine it's you doing it, looking up at him with a smirk. He'd start rubbing the tip and think of you sucking on it, just the tip though, he thinks that you'd have a hard time trying to fit more than that in your mouth, and even then you's slobber all over it. As he starts to stroke his whole length, he's imaging you hovering just above his cock, lifting your skirt up and pulling your pantie to the side so your pussy is out on display and dripping just for him. "Raphie, you're so big, I don't think I could fit this inside me." 'Raphie', he didn't even purposely imagine you using the nickname you gave him, it just popped in his mind, but boy did it do something to him. Something about defiling something that you had given him in innocence and thinking about it in such a lewd way made him cum on the spot.

He'd then force himself to stop thinking about you. The embarrassment of cumming before he could even stick it in, sure you weren't real and just in his head, but as a man he just couldn't take it because what if that shit happen when you guys actually. The sudden thought of you saying, "That's not fair, Raphie, I want to cum too!" With a cute whine and an adorable little pout on your face, it was both enjoyable and even more embarrassing.

Donatello:

For Donnie, a lot of things remind him of you, but what starts it all for him is when he's eating some of the candy you gave him. He'd be eating it while working on his new invention and then the sudden thought of "If she has candy on her all the time, she must eat them a lot." It's an innocent thought that is in his head one second and gone the next, but then another thought would fly by like, "If she eats these a lot, I wonder if her mouth tastes just as sweet?" That's when he catches himself blushing. He'd think about if he actually got to taste your lips and if they'd taste like candy, if they did then there would be no doubt that he'd get a sugar addiction.

He’d think about how he’d go through with it, kissing you. He'd lean in and give you a quick peck on the lips, you'd look into each other's eyes, and you'd give him a chased kiss back. It would just be that for a moment. Something small and light, testing out the waters as you slowly lay on his bed and he make his way to lean over you.

He think for a second, it was all in his head sure, but you were his best friend and if he didn’t have the balls to ask you out he didn’t have the right to think about in that way. He lays on his bed, face covered by his hands, internally hating the fact that he's still blushing. When he looks up at his ceiling, he can't help but imagine you there hovering above him. "Fine, if you're too scared, I guess I'll take control." He hates his own imagination, clearly his mind won't let it go. It’s okay though, right? Just to think about a little bit? It's not like thoughts could hurt anyone.

Donnie's fantasy is a mix between a guilty conscience and intense longing for you to want him as much as he wants you. He'd imagine you sitting right on top of his upper plastron. You'd look down at him with a smirk as you giggle. "Wow, are you really thinking your best friend right now? And in a position like this? That's so pathetic it's almost cute!" You'd start rubbing yourself on him in a way that traps him in one place but would also get both sinister giggles and moans to fall from your lips. "You're a sick bastard, huh? This is what you think about when I’m not around? You’re my best friend and this is what you do to my image? Defile it?" You'd bite your lip and move yourself to his mouth. "You wanted to know what I taste like, right? Go on, taste~" He'd then put a pillow over his face. Partly because he's embarrassed that his brain could concoct such a lewd image of you, partly to think about your thighs smothering his face and what your pussy could possibly smell like. If it was anything like the pillow, it smell sweet like the candy you always give him.

That's when he notices that he's hard. Instead on just yanking one out, he gets up and goes to take a cold shower and contemplate whether he actually is in fact a sick person or not.

Michelangelo:

Mikey is more innocent then the rest, he doesn’t think about you that way until he actually sees you portrayed in that way. This would probably be after you guys have been together for a while. He comes back to his room after skating or something and your just asleep sprawled out on his bed in you pajamas. You have so much skin showing and your legs are wide open and his mind at first is like, "Oh she is so cute when she's sleeping!" But that quickly changes when he goes to lay down with you. He lies down to relax and you just cling on to him, you treat him like your own teddy bear and feeling your warm soft body just loving on him gets him a little hot and bothered.

After that, he gets casual fantasy of you. None are specific to anything, just things he’s probably seen in porn before. His fantasies change the more intimate you get, but most are pretty vanilla. The spiciest it gets and the most common is having you sit on his face. When you guys cuddle he feels your body and he realizes he has a thing for thighs. Having you sit on his face is both sexy and comforting to him.

From then on he'll frequently have fantasies of several clones of you all just loving on him the same way you did that one time. He thinks about it when you're gone and he's by himself on his bed and he thinks about like four different yous loving on him and kissing him. In his fantasies on is usually on his lap kissing him and one is usually sucking on his cock, the other two are usually pleasuring themselves on his arms or has their boobs pressed against his shell. Mikey likes you and thinks your hot as hell, but more of you is even hotter.

Oh dear god 😳. Well I guess it's true >//////<!

WHY MUST HE BE THIS FINE!!❤️❤️❤️

This is so true he is a Big violent teddy bear but he can be sweet and kind❤🐢.

❤️❤️❤️

Big violent teddy bear…..

@the-second-circle-of-shell @tmntspidergirl @lilyssims @exovapor @ladyofparchments

This is so me everytime when me and my friends talk about the bois 💙❤💜🧡🐢. But I mostly talk about raph sometime causes he's my favorite ❤🐢 . And the others are too

these turtles i swear 😍 @ali-simpp @exovapor @turtle-babe83

I just love this video so much ❤🐢.

You did a fine job @bcbii .

It took me forever to finally get this up BUT I LOVE MY BIG BOII ❤️‼️