No One Can Tell Me Crosshairs First Interaction With Tech When They Were Cadets Didnt Go Like This

no one can tell me crosshairs first interaction with tech when they were cadets didn’t go like this

Tech: Do I sound smart, or am I smart? 
Crosshair: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

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ashoka: *clicks pen* 
anakin : *clicks pen in response* 
obi wan : Stop that. 
ashoka: Stop what? 
obi wan : You’re talking about me in Morse code! 
ashoka: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! 
*later* 
anakin , to rex: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

omega : I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

hunter : I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

wrecker: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

tech: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

wrecker: *flips the board*

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omega : Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

tech: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

omega : Blue and light blue, nice try nerd

guys...maybe Tech is actually dead

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rex: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

anakin : That's deep.

ashoka: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

anakin : That's deeper.

obi wan : ...You guys are idiots