Yamato NSFW Alphabet

Yamato NSFW Alphabet

I honesty have no idea why i did this i was bored but i hope u guys like it ! if u want me to write this for someone else, lmk :3

warnings: nsfw, praise kink, & body worship

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The king of aftercare, since he knows how rough he can get with you. While sex is quite rough and passionate, his sweet side comes back immediately after he comes off his high. He’ll hold you for a little bit before getting up to run the both of you a bath. He’ll tell you to pick out a bath bomb or bubble bath and get in, and he’ll join you after he changes the sheets and lights a candle in the bedroom. He likes to massage your shoulders while you lay with your back against his chest. Sometimes he’ll even wash your hair for you, and pepper your soapy scalp with kisses. After your bath, there is a 50/50 shot that you will run naked back to your room, since you forgot your pajamas.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his own is his arms. He has very well-defined arms, and he really likes how they look, but he also likes them because he can carry you with them. He knows that his arms are the reason he can do everything he can. He can protect his friends, his village, and most importantly, you. Also, you really love his arms, so that transferred over to him as well.

His favorite body part of yours would definitely be your nose. It’s definitely weird, but he just finds it cute when you express stuff with your nose, such as scrunching it up. He loves giving you kisses on the nose, expect to get at least twenty every single day. Sometimes he will bite your nose if he is feeling a little silly and goofy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Since Yamato has such high stamina, his favorite thing to do is make you cum so many times that you can’t really walk or remember your name at all. Again, he is quite rough sometimes, and can get caught up in just seeing your face when you cum, since it is very pretty when your eyes roll back just because he is making you feel that good.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wears lingerie sometimes just to catch you off guard. Also, he has a very defined ass, and with him wearing some black lace panties? Goddamn does his ass look absolutely delectable. *licks lips*

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He had absolutely no idea what he was doing before he met you. He never felt he deserved to be loved or pleasured, until you showed him how much of a darling he is, and that he is more than deserving of love and affection! Though, he is a very fast learner, so the awkward stages of sex pass by very quickly as you get in tune with each other.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position which allows him to see your face. Missionary, off the edge of the bed, etc. He can’t help wanting to look at your pretty face while he makes your eyes roll back in your head and your legs start to shake. Also, he wants to be able to see your lips if, god forbid, you need to utter your safe word, and your words aren’t strong enough to be heard over, well, the sex.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He can be goofy sometimes, but mostly he is serious. Sometimes he’ll push your tits together and make fart noises with his mouth between them. If he slips out by accident, he’ll make a pop noise with his mouth and giggle before slipping back in. He’s just a silly little guy sometimes, even while rearranging your insides, he can’t help it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very, and I mean very, well groomed. The carpets match the drapes indeed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

So goddamn romantic, dear god. He will call you ‘my love’ or ‘darling’ while dirty talking, and hold your cheeks and press kisses all over your skin while you’re having sex. Sometimes, when he’s feeling extra romantic, he will set up a whole afternoon for the two of you. He’ll make you a romantic dinner for when you come back from work, have rose petals leading into the bedroom with candles all laid out ahead of time, and he has everything already set up for a bubble bath afterwards. He truly feels that sex isn’t just about pleasure, but equally about the romantic connection between the two of you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

If you’re away on missions for too long, he definitely will, but never when you are home, since the two of you are on the same page about communicating your sexual needs to each other. When you are gone though, he does have a few pictures that you took of yourself, but nothing really compares to the real thing. Sometimes he even gets really sad with post nut clarity because he really doesn’t want to masterbate, he wants to fuck you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise and degradation kink, the absolute double whammy. He loves it when you praise him for making you cum telling him “oh you are such a good boy making me cum like that,” yet he also likes to be called your manwhore. That shit riles him up, makes him go much more rough and hard than before.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Kind of a basic bitch answer but he loves just the classic bedroom sex. Your room is just super special to the both of you, and you put a lot of thought into creating the perfect space for the two of you. It’s full of plants, candles, photos, and the softest of materials. Also, you have a drawer that’s full of sex toys right by the bed which is perfect for quick access when you need them!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Tease him. Crack down that calm, composed man and make him want you so fucking bad. Tell him you need his big cock inside you, tell him you’re gonna make him cum, how you’ll suck his dick, etc. He’ll be pulling you to the bedroom telling you ‘I’m gonna give you the world, baby girl just you wait.’

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Yamato would rather die than have anything to do with piss or shit. That shit makes him gag, it's so vile to him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

An absolute yes to both of them, no questions asked. He’s got quite a large cock, so watching you try to fit the entirety of his dick in your mouth turns him on just by itself, but he’ll buck his hips up into your mouth, and he loves it when you let him cum on your tongue and swallow it.

For eating you out, he clearly has a lot to learn. You have to help him out verbally a lot, telling him what feels good and praising him when he makes you cum all over his calloused fingers, but eventually he gets really, REALLY good at it. Yamato can even extend the length of his fingers to hit your A and G spots at the same time while he flicks his tongue across your pretty clit, making you squirt in his face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough and fast, yet still somehow sensual. Yamato can do it all, a man of many talents. It’s probably due to his stamina, but he could be pounding you into the fucking mattress and still give you the sweetest kiss on the nose and whisper ‘you’re taking that cock so good for me,’ and goddamn does that shit make you SWOON.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

No, probably not, he likes to make a whole experience out of sex between the both of you. Plus, since he can last so long, he always wants to keep destroying your pussy until you’re quivering and begging and squirting. He also quite loves the aftercare, as he just loves taking care of you after fucking your brains out, you screaming him name.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He will try everything once, that’s just the man he is. Yet there’s two things he’s quite curious about. One of those things is bondage. Since he has wood release, he’s been practicing how to make the wood less splintering so he doesn’t hurt you. He just really likes the idea of you being unable to squirm too much, since he’d be able to hit your spots much easier if you aren’t moving constantly. The second thing is pegging, or just anal in general. While Yamato is very much of a dominant man, and loves to wreck your pussy, he wonders what it would feel like giving you the reins, letting you stuff him with your cock and make him scream your name. Plus, you’ve shown interest in both of these things as well, so they’re on your to-do list!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Hashirama’s cells must have done something because this man can go round after round with little to no breaks in between. His current record is 7 rounds, 7 cumshots for him, and a total of 20-ish orgasms for you. Not only can he cum a lot, but he has the muscle strength and stamina for it too. He’s able to keep thrusting so damn fast for hours, holding you up some of the time too. It’s damn impressive.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes, you have a lot of toys!! Mostly they are vibrators and buttplugs for you, all with cute little styles, but there is also a cock ring for Yamato, which he really loves to use when he knows he’s gonna nut fast. Also, the shit makes him feel so fucking good when he finally does cum.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a tease at all, he loves to praise you so much more, focusing on making you feel good and driving you crazy. He, however, loves being teased. He loves being edged, being told he’s not allowed to cum unless it’s in your mouth, or because he’s been naughty. He loves when you whisper to him throughout the day very sexually charged things, and it gets him all wound up and ready to pulverize your pretty pussy and fill it with his cum.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is quite loud actually. Despite his calmer demeanor in public spaces, he gets very wound up in the bedroom. He’ll moan in your ear while nipping at your earlobe, grunting and breathing heavily too. He’ll call you his love, then grunt loudly in your ear as he cums deep inside your pussy.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Has a thing for body worship, whether it be for you or from you. He loves kissing each part of your body, covering you in hickies and telling you how beautiful you are and how happy he is to be yours. He also loves it when you do the same for him, he quite likes being called pretty by his pretty lady!! If you cover him in hickies, and call him a beautiful good boy, he will blush so hard and maybe cry tears of joy at feeling such intense love from someone for the first time in his life.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He is so goddamn toned it’s insane. He has scars littering his entire body, as well as light freckles on his chest and upper arms. He has a bit of extra fat on his love handles (which u love to cover with hickies) and it’s so beautiful. He has man tits, god them fucking tits. They’re almost big enough to motorboat. also, he’s got a relatively big dick, around 7 inches and very thick!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He is more of a quality over quantity type of person. While his sex drive is slightly above average due to his prior lack of experience, he knows that his and your job won’t allow him to have sex all the time. So, in order to counteract this, you guys always take your time whenever you do have sex, putting a lot of time into foreplay and making each other feel insanely loved.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Again, he is the king of aftercare, so when you guys are done, he doesn’t really fall asleep until you're curled in his arms, fast asleep. He’s just really protective of you, and wants to make sure you’re safe before he allows himself rest.

Random Obey me! Rant 5

I imagine Lucifer’s fall in the same way as Spikes fall in Cowboy Bebop, with him being caught off guard and shot down.

As he fell from the celestial realm, the only thing that rushed through his mind wasn’t memories of himself..

It was memories of his brothers, watching them grow up around him, memories of the 6 of them lying in the clouds as they reminisced on past times, them listening to Raphael’s angelic singing over a cup of tea, all the good memories rushing through his head over what he thought would be his last moments shared with them.

As he fell he didn’t feel any hatred, nor negative feeling towards anyone or anything.

For a loss as strong as the one he took, he surprisingly felt at peace.. It wasn’t until he landed in the Devildom when he starting feeling that upbringing of wrath, pain, and grief striking directly at his heart.

REAL THO

HE GETS DOWN, HE DONT PLAY 🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Literally Mammon

Probably Mephistopheles interviewing him for something or maybe Levi for a podcast 😂

Lucifer Headcanons

Warnings - GN!Reader, NSFT topics, mentions of bondage, BDSM, Brat taming, S/M

Characters - GN!Reader x Lucifer

Author note - First time writing for something like this so bear with me on these 😭🙏🏾

Loves both praise and degradation, he adores being told how pretty he looks and how well he’s doing while bottoming just as much as he loves hearing you remind him of how lewd and slutty he looks and sounds begging and whining for more under you.

Switch with a Dom lean, while domming he’s just as greedy and possessive as Mammon when it comes to you.

Mainly choked down whines and repeated pleads/begs while subbing, he’s far too prideful to let too many whines and begs slip but enough foreplay and teasing beforehand can really break down that wall of pride he sets up.

100% a service sub, he’ll put your pleasure before his every single time if it means he’ll get to see and hear just how well he’s doing for his human.

Harsh/Controlling while domming, he won’t hesitate to edge you for hours on end without release if he feels as if you don’t deserve it yet (especially if you were being too bratty for his liking)

On that note, he’s definitely a Brat Tamer, seeing someone so “inferior” to him treat him as if he’s below them really does tap into something primal within him especially when it gives him such a good reason to tie you up in any lewd position he sees fit later on.

Strong bondage kink, whether it’s him tied up for you to use him however you wish or you tied down to his bed all perfect and ready for him to use or punish as he sees fit.

Whenever he’s feeling particularly sadistic, Impact play will always be his go-to’s, I can see Lucifer having his own collection of S/M toys.

But at the end of the day, there’s no paddle nor crop that compares to the feeling of his bare palm delivering harsh slaps to your ass for each and every bratty or snarky remark you made that day.

Appearance wise, he’s cut with a light black and gray happy trail, he’s on the thinner side but he’s thick for human-standards nonetheless.

HE SO WOULD 😭😭

The Brothers as customers in a grocery store

Just spent eight hours in a grocery store, so here’s the brothers as customers I’ve encountered during my past two years as a cashier! >:D

Lucifer

This man buys an insane amount of groceries and he comes in every day/every other day.

You will be scanning his items for like ten minutes.

He knows all of the cashiers and they all know him as well. He has a favourite and will specifically go to that person if they’re working.

He’s very polite, but also kind of impatient. He’ll say “Can I get the receipt?” before you can ask him.

He also won’t say anything if you make a mistake or something goes wrong, but he will be tapping his fingers against the counter the entire time he has to wait.

Pays with the physical card each and every time this man does not do cash or Apple Pay.

Mammon

He knows all of the discounts and if an item gets scanned to the wrong price he will ask you to correct it, even if it’s like two dollars.

He’ll also joke if he can get an extra discount and make it awkward because you both know you can’t give him one. >:((

“Oh, I spent that much? Haha, inflation is really hittin’ hard these days, huh?”

“Ya sure I can’t get a discount or somethin?”

Always says yes to the receipt and stands really close while checking if it’s correct.

If your store has an app or something he has it and he knows all the secret discounts.

Leviathan

He’s in n’ out in five minutes

Only ever buys the necessities, so he doesn’t have to be in the store for too long.

He wears headphones and doesn’t reply when you say hello. Also doesn’t make eye contact with you the entire time.

Doesn’t bother to bag his groceries, he just grabs them all and runs out of the store before you can even ask if he’d like the receipt.

Satan

Satan’s a pretty normal customer I’d say

The only thing weird is that he buys, like, a lot of cat food.

You and your coworkers refer to him as “the cat guy”.

You’ll often try to guess what he needs all of that cat food for.

Is he a cat sitter? Does he have 12 cats? Does he feed the strays? Does he eat it himself?

On second thought he’s not that normal, but he’s always very polite.

Asmodeus

I imagine he buys the most fruity ass liquor ever.

It’ll be called “tutti frutti sugar shock” and it’ll be like 40% alcohol.

He jokes about having to show ID.

On the other hand, if you ask him for ID before he can make a joke, he’ll be very flattered.

He'll put his hair behind his ear and start flirting with you. (Because he 100% thinks that you asking for ID means that you are initiating the flirt.)

He once bought a banana, a pack of condoms and a pack of butter just to see the cashiers reaction.

When the cashier didn't react he got very disappointed and didn't come back for 2 weeks.

Beelzebub

Beel's the perfect fucking customer and you cannot change my mind.

He's always super polite and nice.

He buys obscene amounts of protein powder, protein drinks, protein bars etc.

You seriously wonder why he's buying a new tub of protein powder once a week. How much does he drink a day? Does he mix it 50/50 and eat it like pudding?

He'll also make you scan an open chip bag because he got hungry while shopping and needed a snack.

If something goes wrong or you make a mistake, he'll be super nice about it.

"Don't worry about me," "Take your time," "I'm not in a hurry," etc. etc.

He will be munching on those chips the whole time he's waiting, though.

He'll even put other customers in their place if he sees someone berating a worker. (Big twin-brother instinct)

Belphegor

Will buy like thirty energy drinks at the same time if they're on sale

Slow as fuck when bagging groceries, he does not care.

He always asks workers where stuff is because he cannot be bothered to go look for it.