Random Naruto Rant 1

Random Naruto Rant 1

Shino was a fashion icon far ahead of his time, all of his fits was hard as hell and he knew his fits was hard as hell 😭🔥

His Shippuden design was easily one of my favorites like the layering and the look of it all is just so sick

Kishimoto made up for his lack of screen time and development with his fits and I guess I can forgive him for that cz everything Shino puts on is a masterpiece (excluding his Boruto fit 😔)

Leave him aloooooone he's just a baby in his early 30s it's sooooo hard to be him

re: the Naruto boys, are there any songs you think fit them from your playlists? or just songs you think they'd vibe to irl? 🫶🏻😇

I sure do have some songs from my playlist that the Naruto Characters would vibe to :D (with links)

this is simply my opinion, if u guys no likey then just keep on scrolling :)

NARUTO;

On Fye By The Simps, Eyedress, Zzzahara

Pink + White by Frank Ocean

Jealous by Eyedress

Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood

American boy by Estelle, Kanye West

SHIKAMARU;

Bring Me To Life by Evanescene

Motion Sickness by Vestron Vulture

Apocalypse by Cigarettes After Sex

Redbone by Childish Gambino

Untrust Us by Crystal Castles

Soaked by Shy Smith

it fit when i was a kid by Crystal Castles (unreleased)

Why'd You Only Call Me When Your High by Arctic monkeys

SASUKE;

Let It Happen by Tame Impala

YOU'RE TOO SLOW by Odetari

GMFU by Odetari

Dark Beach by Pastel Ghost

Killin on Demand by Freddie Dreadd

Deep End by Foushee

She's My Collar by Gorillaz, Kali Uchis

ITACHI;

Let Me Down Slowly by Alec Benjamin

Chamber of Reflection by Mac DeMarco

Borderline by Tame Impala

Alleyways by The Neighbourhood

Why'd You Only Call Me When Your High by Arctic monkeys

Mama's Boy by Dominic Fike

Headlock by Imogen Heap

I bet on loosing dogs by Mitski

OBITO;

Mask Off by Future, Kendrick Lamar

House of Balloons/ Table Glass Girls by The Weeknd

4 Morant by Doja Cat

Тоска By Molchat Dom

GARRA;

On Fye By The Simps, Eydress, Zzzahara (agn...)

My kind of woman by Mac DeMarco

The Perfect Girl by Maurex

Who Is She? by Monster

Young by Vacations

KAKASHI;

One of The Girls by The Weeknd, Lily Rose-Depp, JENNIE

The Colour Violet by Troy Lanez

Never by Mag.o

The Party & The After Party by The Weeknd

hope you enjoyed, this was my first type of request so i tired my best :D

M A S T E R L I S T

“Villain and violent, Infant and innocent”

I'm afraid that your Uchiha is tsundere, sir

Attempting Sex…with Tobi…

Akatsuki Masterlist

Taglist: @ppg-artss @lovelygeniegirl1012 @mercymccann @kakeisumire @aoi-ajisai @mechmoucha @barbellina @nightingaleflow @bonchin

A/N: You try to initiate sex with Tobi, but unfortunately it’s hard since Tobi is…well…Tobi…

TW: Hand job, oral sex, mommy kink, breast sucking, getting caught, explicit. Minors DNI 18+.

You dragged Tobi to your room, wearing a sexy silk f/c robe. Tonight was gonna be the night.

“Where are we going, Y/N-Chan?” Tobi asked. You giggled. “You’ll see…” You slowly opened the door to your room and lead Tobi inside.

He gasped at the sight as you closed the door behind you. The room was adorned with candles. The rose petals on the floor lead straight to the bed.

“Ooooh, are we having a party?” Tobi asks eagerly. “We sure are…” you purred. You sat Tobi on the bed and stood in front of him.

You tugged on the belt of your robe and let it fall to the floor to reveal your sexy lingerie. Tobi gasped again, making you smirk. “You like?”

“Yes! It’s so pretty!” Tobi cooed. You sat down on his lap to straddle him. You place a hand on your breast as you flash Tobi a sexy smile. “You wanna touch them?”

Tobi reaches his hands towards your breasts as he nods eagerly. “Oooh! Can I?” You chuckle at his eagerness. “Yes Tobi!”

Tobi grabbed your breasts with both hands and squeezed them. You wrapped your arms around his neck and closed your eyes, as you took in the sensations of his touch. You let out a soft moan as the feeling of arousal starts to take over.

“They’re so soft! Almost like gumdrops!” Tobi cooed. You sweatdropped. And just like that, the mood died.

‘Okay okay…let’s just try something else…’ you thought. You skillfully unhook your bra with one hand, letting it fall to the floor. “How bout’ a taste Tobi?” You offered.

Tobi giggled. “Yes please!” You shift closer to Tobi as he partially lifted up his mask to reveal his lips. You raised a brow. ‘Is he not gonna take off his mask?’

“-Oooh!” You were snapped out of your thoughts when you felt Tobi’s lips suck your nipples. Your eyes fluttered shut as you moaned at the sensation of Tobi’s warm tongue, coated your nubs.

You threw your head back as your fingers glide through his dark hair in appreciation. ‘Whew! That tongue can work! Nice to know that mouth is good for something besides talking,’ you thought.

You smiled in satisfaction as Tobi removed his lips off your breasts with a loud POP. You hummed as you opened your eyes. “That was nice, right?”

“Yes! Thanks for the yummy milk, Y/N-chan! It was so good!” Tobi sang. You deadpanned. The feeling of arousal was now replaced with pure cringe.

You groan as you pinch the bridge of your nose. Tobi tilted his head in confusion. “Is something wrong?” You sighed. “Tobi…do you have any idea what’s going on?” “We’re playing a game aren’t we?” Tobi asked.

You decided to give it to him straight despite yours flushed cheeks. “Tobi, I love you really much. And I wanted to show you that…physically…you get it now?” You say knowingly.

“Ohhhh! You mean sex, right?” Tobi asked. You nodded as you blushed. “Yes Tobi. So do you think we could tone down the silliness for this one moment together?”

Tobi nodded eagerly. “Okay, Y/N-Chan! I’ll be good!” You giggled. “Okay, then lay down. I’ll give you a hand job,” you say with a wink.

Tobi giggled as he peeled off his pants and boxers before he laid back on the bed. Your eyes lit up at the sight of his 5 inch dick.

‘Wowwww! Tobi’s packing meat…who knew?!’ You thought. You grab a bottle of lube and squeeze it onto your hand.

You bring your hand to Tobi’s dick and begin to give him a few strokes. Tobi’s voice shuddered.

“Ooh…ohohohoho! That feels good~!” Tobi squeals. You smirk at the reaction. Now you were getting somewhere. “Feels good, right?”

“It tickles mommy!” Tobi cooed. Your eyes lit up in amusement as you continued to pump his shaft. “‘Mommy?’ I had no idea you had a mommy kink, Tobi! Want me to take care of you?”

“Yes, please~” Tobi moaned desperately. He partially lifted up his mask to reveal his lips. He then proceeded to suck his thumb like a baby as he moaned.

You deadpanned as you stopped the hand job. You were completely turned off. Tobi was taking his mommy kink way too far. ‘Okay let’s try something else…’ you thought.

You get on top of Tobi, positioning yourself so that your head was over his dick. “I’m gonna make you feel good now, okay?” You say. “Can’t wait!” Tobi cheered. You rolled your eyes.

You fluttered your eyes shut as you brought your lips to Tobi’s dick. You slowly start to suck him off.

“WHAHAHAHA!”

“HRRRRK-!”

Tobi squealed as he instantly came inside your mouth. His hips jerked upward, causing his dick to hit the back of your throat.

You took his dick out of your mouth and coughed, spitting the cum onto the floor. “Whew! That feels so much better! Thanks Y/N-chan!” Tobi sang.

You stared at him incredulously. ‘He didn’t even last five seconds…what on earth?!’ You thought.

You quickly shake it off. “Why don’t we skip to the sex?” Tobi clapped his hands. “Oooh! Fun!” You shake off the cringe and immediately instruct him to get on top of you so that he could ride you from the back. (You had a feeling that he wouldn’t be able to find your vagina).

Tobi slips his dick into your back entrance. You sigh blissfully at the fullness. Maybe this could be a pleasurable experience.

“Giddy up, mommy!” Tobi cheered. You deadpanned once again. If it were possible to die of cringe, you would have by now…

You turn your head back to glare at him. “Tobi! Sex is supposed to be quiet,” you hissed. “Aww but I wanna play! Now giddy up!” Tobi cheered again.

He starts rolling his hips rapidly, shoving his dick deep into your back entrance. You grip the sheets as you let out moans of both pleasure and pain while Tobi cheered.

You let out a yelp when you heard banging on the walls. “TOBI! Shut your mouth! I’m trying to sleep, hm!” It was Deidara. You froze. You forgot how thin the walls were. ‘Maybe it’s best to stop and find a hotel some other night?’ You thought.

Tobi turned to the walls. “Sorry, Deidara! Y/N and I were just having sex! We’ll try to keep it down!” He called.

You widened your eyes, completely mortified as your cheeks were set ablaze. “Yeah, right!” Deidara laughed.

“Did someone say sex?!” It was Hidan’s voice you now heard. You covered your face. “Oh my god…!” “Tobi says that he’s fucking Y/N,” Deidara says.

“WHAT? HOW COME THAT LOSER GETS TO CLAP THOSE CHEEKS?!” Hidan yelled out. “Looks like our little Tobi is all grown up,” you heard Kisame say in a teasing voice. “Both of you stop that. It’s none of our business,” you heard Itachi say.

Tears left your eyes as your face was on fire. All you wanted was a peaceful, quiet, romantic night! Now the entire base knew that you were having sex!

“Don’t be sad, Y/N chan! I’ll ride you faster if you like!” Tobi sang. “No! Fuck you, Tobi!” You cried. “But you are,” Tobi says.

You growled furiously. “TOBI! GET OUT OF ME!” “Giddy up, mommy!” Tobi cheered as he rapidly thrusted into you again. You cried and moaned as you gripped the pillows.

You cried for Tobi to stop but he just kept going. “Damn! Tobi must be getting that bitch wet! That’s it I’m coming in!” Hidan laughed. “Nooooooooo!” You wailed.

You heard Hidan banging on the door. “Tobi get out of me!” You cried. “But I’m so close!” Tobi moans. Your face was now redder than hell itself. “TOBI IF YOU DON’T PULL OUT-!”

“WEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Tobi cheered as he dumped his whole load inside of you. You whined at the sticky goop that filled your entire back entrance. Tobi finally pulled out.

“Look mommy! I covered you in milk!” Tobi cheered. “FUCK YOU TOBI! ITS OVER!” You roared. “I HATE THIS!”

“Don’t be sad, Y/N-Chan! Cmon let’s go for one more round!” Tobi cheered. With that, he shoves his dick back into your hole. “NOOOOOOOOO!” You wailed.

Tobi squealed and cheered as he rapidly thrusted into you. You screamed in pain as more tears soak your pillows. “TOBI IT HURTS! STOP!” Tobi stops thrusting. “I can’t! I’m stuck inside of you! It’s very tight in there! Hee hee!” You widened your eyes in horror.

That was when you heard a booming laughter come from Kisame and Deidara. Immediately followed by Itachi. You thought you felt your heart stop because Itachi’s laughter was the scariest thing you have ever heard. You didn’t think he was capable of doing so. But now all respect you had for him was officially gone.

Now you were furious as you squirmed. “GET OUT OF ME TOBI! GET OUT!” You roared as tears continued to soak the sheets. “Dont tug so hard! You’ll give me a boo boo!” Tobi whined. You buried your hot face in the pillow and hysterically screamed from both the pain and the embarrassment.

That was when you heard a loud bang. You and Tobi turned seeing a red scythe has poked through the door, creating a hole. The scythe pulled out revealing Hidan. He gave you a manic grin.

“Open up bitch! I’m clapping those cheeks next! And that pussy better still be tight for me!” He laughed.

You didn’t know whether to feel mortified or relieved. Maybe anyone would be a better experience than Tobi. But you weren’t sure if you were even gonna recover after this…