Leave Him Aloooooone He's Just A Baby In His Early 30s It's Sooooo Hard To Be Him

Leave him aloooooone he's just a baby in his early 30s it's sooooo hard to be him

“Villain and violent, Infant and innocent”

Random Naruto Rant 1

Shino was a fashion icon far ahead of his time, all of his fits was hard as hell and he knew his fits was hard as hell 😭🔥

His Shippuden design was easily one of my favorites like the layering and the look of it all is just so sick

Kishimoto made up for his lack of screen time and development with his fits and I guess I can forgive him for that cz everything Shino puts on is a masterpiece (excluding his Boruto fit 😔)

He deserves a little break

Random Naruto Rant 3

I was thinking about this while half asleep but the more I think about it the more it makes sense!!

Okay so hear me out, Kisame with a tiny pet kitten..

Like he found it orphaned while out on a mission w/ Itachi and decided to scoop it up into his pocket and keep it to raise as his own.

You’d expect a guy like him to have some type of exotic fish or a huge dog but instead he has the cutest fluffiest kitten that easily fits in your palm with the silliest name ever

And I can see him getting emotional over it growing up and getting too big for him to carry around in his palm or being genuinely offended whenever it waddles to Itachi instead of him 😭😭

Normalize big scary men with cute little pets 🗣️🙏🏾💕💕

I always thought he made Metal with mitosis 😭😭 Like he saw everyone else having children and didn’t wanna feel left out, so he just split himself and made Metal

My theory on where Mini-Lee came from

So we’ve all read Chapter 700 by now, and as such, we all know that Lee is training a new big browed child that looks suspiciously just like him, right?

What we’re all asking is “Where did he come from? Is he actually Lee’s child? Is Tenten the mother?”

Well, I was curious too, so I set off to find the answer, and what I discovered is probably the most shocking plot twist in all fiction. Remember Neji? Tall, long hair, kinda corpsey?

Yeah, this guy.

Anyways, after he died and Naruto shared began to spread chakra to everyone, Lee was the one attending to his corpse before going off and being a complete badass. But what did he do with that corpse? I re-read and re-watched the scene for several hours, until noticing something peculiar. Take a look for yourself.

Lee stole Neji’s eyebrows.

Everyone has seen this already, and we all just thought it was a morbidly hilarious animation goof, but what if there was actually more to it this entire time? 

What if Lee took those eyebrows and grew a child out of them? 

This would completely explain where the child came from, and it would also explain why there’s always a child who mysteriously appears in Konoha, with large round eyes, and big bushy eyebrows, that has poor chakra control and excels in Taijutsu. Each generation harvests, and cultivates the eyebrows of the dead, until they form a construct made out of them, and then trains it to do the same when it’s time for a new one to be made. Yep.