And Again, For Those In The Back.

And again, for those in the back.

DO NOT DO THIS.

Don’t take the bait

Don’t take the bait

Don’t take the bait

Friends don’t let friends take the bait

i was thinking about which konoha kids would have the worst tanlines, and i made a helpful chart

(+ bonus kakashi bc his tanline would be awful oh my god)

Manuscript vs Myth: Into the Drowning Deep

Mira Grant's 2017 horror novel sees a crew of scientists travelling to the Mariana Trench, where killer mermaids lurk beneath the waves.

The lovely ladies of the sea (or mermaids to use the common phrase) have appeared in myths and legends around the world, for centuries. While the debate about the ‘realness’ of mermaids is still occasionally disputed – with some arguing that the vastness of the ocean makes it impossible for mermaids to be definitively disproven – most have accepted that mermaids are not real, and the creature has firmly settled into myth and fiction. In her 2017 novel Into the Drowning Deep, horror and sci-fi author Mira Grant takes a step away from the fantastical, to explore what a real-life mermaid would look like, and what would be the scientific reason beside their human appearance and enchanting voices.

The novel explores the journey of the Melusine, a crew of scientists heading on a journey to the Mariana Trench to find out if there could be mermaids lurking in the deepest depths of the sea. The journey is funded by Imagine, a documentary channel known for their ‘mockumentaries’ and their pseudo-scientific attempts to prove the existence of various cryptids. The journey also has a twist – almost a decade earlier, Imagine sent a different crew on the same voyage. No one returned. The only clue was video footage found on the ship… footage of terrifying mermaids attacking and devouring the crew. The unlucky ship, the Atargatis, was found days after their last distress signal, drifting empty in the ocean.

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i would like to tell you about Giant Freshwater Stingray!!!

at over 6ft across, they are one of the largest freshwater fish in the world!

sir, that is a river monster. 

they give live birth to a litter of up to 4 pups, and are all extremely good-looking and charismatic:

a good fact to know is that they are basically floppy pancakes. just flappy flapjacks. wiggly mushrooms:

their stings are coated in toxic mucus (toxic mucus, how cool is that), but they are typically docile and curious.

oh. oh oh oh!! and this is what it looks like upside down!

i love you giant freshwater stingray!!!!!

Me: I’m gonna sit down and write!!

My brain’s ability to string words into sentences: