Me: Im Really Sad What Should I Do To FIX This Issue

me: im really sad what should i do to FIX this issue

my brain: watch the social network—y’know, the movie that inexplicably made you sob three times?

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

the venn diagram of the social network fans and simon and garfunkel fans is a circle

Andrew Garfield and Robert Pattinson have similar inexplicable energy HOWEVER where their energies differ is how they would act in a romanticized version of Paris. Garfield would take you to a private terrace candlelit dinner with a 300 dollar bottle of wine and then very earnestly tell you all about how the Eiffel Tower is actually a mirage that we've all created in our heads and how that says beautiful things about humanity and connection. Rob would be in the catacombs with a bone in his mouth. You go to an art museum and Andrew is off the cuff coming up with the most bizzare interpretations of da Vinci's work while Pattinson is unironically trying to eat the oil paintings. You go to that bridge that couples put locks on and Andrew has somehow handcrafted a lock in the shape of a realistic heart and swallows the key instead of throwing it into the river to protect the environment while Rob is fully trying to steal other people's locks. you know what I mean?

the police system isn’t ‘corrupt’ it isn’t a ‘few bad apples’ it’s working EXACTLY as intended. it suppresses and hurts the black community just as it was meant to when it was created. there’s no fixing there’s no reform there’s no amount of training that can solve this problem because the problem was INTENTIONAL. in order to protect the black community the police system needs to go full stop

CURLY HAIRED ANDREW GARFIELD MY BELOVED...