Ohh Not Really A Ghost But Whatever.

Ohh… Not really a „ghost“ but whatever.

Godzilla: is the King of the Monsters and can command them

Also Godzilla, whenever there's an enemy to fight: fine, I'll do it myself

~ Quotes☆Anon~

it's stress relief for him, lol. who needs a punching bag when you've got unruly Titans to beat the snot out of?

Having a buff tall girlfriend who is hyper aware of your mortality has its pros and cons

New Camper: *looking at Annabeth and Percy* Are they fighting or flirting?

The Older Campers: Yes.

Korvus 𓄀

Ok but imagine your Stoic

You have this scrankly fishbone son, they are terrible at literally everything needed for a viking, the whole village would rather risk death than have to take care of him. You put him in school in a final effort to get him to do something right

You come back and he is suddenly the most popular viking in the whole village

He gets to graduate by killing a dragon

He refuses

The bloody child of lightning and death, that literally no one has even seen, comes to save his ass

He knows where the thing you've spent your entire life is located and how to find it

A dragon the size of a mountain bursts out to kill everyone

Hiccup and all the children come to help on dragon back

HE KILLS THE MOUNTAIN SIZE DRAGON!!!

Hiccup is such a dramatic person like hey DAD remember how you said I need to kill like a singular dragon to be cool well what if I killed the biggest fuck off mountain sized dragon and ended a three hundred year war that will stop about 76% of your current problems AND get permenant life insurance in the form of an extremely angry night fury. What if huh??? What if?????