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Ok but imagine your Stoic
You have this scrankly fishbone son, they are terrible at literally everything needed for a viking, the whole village would rather risk death than have to take care of him. You put him in school in a final effort to get him to do something right
You come back and he is suddenly the most popular viking in the whole village
He gets to graduate by killing a dragon
He refuses
The bloody child of lightning and death, that literally no one has even seen, comes to save his ass
He knows where the thing you've spent your entire life is located and how to find it
A dragon the size of a mountain bursts out to kill everyone
Hiccup and all the children come to help on dragon back
HE KILLS THE MOUNTAIN SIZE DRAGON!!!
Hiccup is such a dramatic person like hey DAD remember how you said I need to kill like a singular dragon to be cool well what if I killed the biggest fuck off mountain sized dragon and ended a three hundred year war that will stop about 76% of your current problems AND get permenant life insurance in the form of an extremely angry night fury. What if huh??? What if?????
Dad and the dragon he swore up and down he "didn't want"!
Bet Hiccup learned to run before he knew how to walk
Containing Hiccup is like trying to cage a tornado in a cat crate
It ain't happening
Menace since day one
Big boi Stoick, pls
“Hiccup would you stop trying to kill yourself for TWO seconds I cannot handle the fucking heart palpitations I’m going to tie your hands together and take away your leg yes I’m going to take your leg and no you can’t go to Gobber and ask him for another one you are quite literally grounded STAY ON THE GROUND PLEASE,”
U k what the httyd franchise should do if they really want my attention? Flashback film to valka and stoick’s romance.
Like imagine it. Them first meeting, falling in love. Valka’s concern about the dragons, the strain it puts on their relationship at the beginning. Them just being deeply in love and married, then valka getting taken. Stoick grieving right at the end.
Tell me it wouldnt be so perfectly angsty
This may be a dumb question, but did Hiccup ever become chief of the Hairy Hooligans ? Because that was the main plot of basically the first half of the series.
If I remember correctly, he was never actually chief ? Obviously he became King of The Wilderwest at the end of book 12, but is it ever established what happens after Stoick inevitably died ?
Did the chiefdom go to Hiccup, because it couldn’t go to Snotlout anymore (RIP) so was it Baggybum ? Or did Hiccup just rule as chief of Berk AND King of The Wilderwest ?
Anyone know anything ? Please help
STOICK THE VAST
This is so cute I could cry 🥺
Dad and the dragon he swore up and down he "didn't want"!