Father And Daughter Time

father and daughter time

Silco: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

They are the same….

James Bond with S.H.I.E.L.D. agent S/O

(this isn't really set during any of the movies but I am using Judi's M in here and Daniel's James Bond, so I guess its before Skyfall)

- You met each other two ways. Either on a mission or MI-6 visiting the Triskelion and Helicarrier.

- When he first saw you, let's just say he was mildly surprised. You were deputy director along with Maria Hill. He made sure to leave an impression with you (no, not his fingerprint) so that the next time you see him, he might be able to get to know you better.

- From the first time he saw you, he knew that he won't be having any hookups with you, in fact, he was mildly intimidated by you. You reminded him of Q, always in front of a computer and giving orders to the interns and other agents.

- When he was going on a tour around the Helicarrier the next day, he was even more surprised when he saw you fighting in the training room.

"y/n really is something. They are one of the best agents we have around here." Fury said when he saw 007 and M looking at you.

- It was a bit difficult for him to invite you to a date somewhere since he didn't see you all too much, but when he did get a few minutes with you, he made sure to get your phone number.

- After Mi-6 left S.H.I.E.L.D., you didn't hear from him for a few weeks. But suddenly you got a text from him.

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This is Bond. James Bond from a few weeks ago. I was wondering if you are going to be in England anytime soon. If so, would you like to meet up?

Hello Bond. I am going to be in Chelsea for a mission in about a week. I will be free on (random date).

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- After going on a date with him a few times, even having them on facetime due to you being in America, he finally invited you to MI-6 to show you around.

- Q and Moneypenny had been hearing about you from James for a while (since he came back from America), and were very surprised that he actually had a relationship that he committed to instead of a bunch of one-night stands.

- Moneypenny was very glad that she had someone to gossip about James with. Q was a bit scared around you since you were a high authoritative figure in S.H.I.E.L.D., but nonetheless was very kind and showed you a bunch of memes he made of James.

- A few years after dating, he proposed to you. It was during a mission in Cuba where both of you were partnered even though you were from two different agencies (M and Fury knew that he was going to propose and did it on purpose.).

- You and James had a very small wedding with only a few friends of yours and his attended but were still immensely happy to be together.

- He was there for you and you were there for him, every step of the way.

Sylvie: How about you? You're a prince. Must have been would-be princesses? Or perhaps another prince?

Loki: A bit of both

Plot twist, Mobius was a prince all along

alternative ending to Hellsing

Just imagine Integra, in the last episode of Hellsing OVA, when she cuts her finger to give Alucard blood, just in the last second pulls away and is like:

Sike, you're not getting any of this, this is 100% pure virgin bloo-

What we learned in english today