Eurolychus: HOW COULD YOU SACRIFICE SIX OF OUR MEN? OUR FRIENDS

Eurolychus: HOW COULD YOU SACRIFICE SIX OF OUR MEN? OUR FRIENDS

Odysseus:

Odysseus: BITCH YOU WERE READY TO LEAVE OUR ENTIRE CREW AT CIRCE’S PALACE—

"The things I do for you, Penelope."

I recognize that in context this is Odysseus baiting the siren, but honestly, that could be the title of the whole musical right there.

Absolutely choking with laughter at the AI summary

THERAPY SAGA DROP LETS GO LMFAOOO

Jorge: Thunder saga might come later this year, it will take a while

Me: Yes makes sense

Jorge: Anyway here's Thunder saga dropping 4th of July

Me: Oh thats so soon holy-

Jorge: Oh and also new versions of Troy and Cyclop sagas coming 4th of July too

Me: THATS, THATS A LOT JORGE-

Jorge: And we are working on merch and vinyls and-

Me: JORGE REMEMBER TO REST HOLY-THANK YOU

Odysseus said he was gonna become the monster to "everyone but us" but neglected to inform his crew that "us" had three members and the other two are in Ithica.

RIP to Eurylochus but I am different and I would have taken that secret to my grave.