So I Said He Bought The Books Because I Thought It Was Funny, But Can You Imagine If He Learned Largely

So I said he bought the books because I thought it was funny, but can you imagine if he learned largely by listening to Wylan's lessons and thats how he knew Wylan couldn't read, etc.

Kaz Brekker hasn't been to school since he was 9 or younger. But he canonically calculates the Crow Club's books in his head and is faster and more accurate than everyone else. So I can only assume the bastard of the barrel spent his spare change on math books and taught himself in between gang jobs.

Au where Morro is forced to look after a bunch of dead children in the departed realm, becomes good at it, and becomes a designated babysitter for everyone who has dead children. My guy went from commanding an army and taking over all realms, to ruling a mini army and taking over the play area as he runs a daycare/orphanage.

Athena calling Odysseus and telemachus her friends

A little apartment with their wedding photos on the walls

I know Rick has decided that Percy will be perpetually 17, but I do love thinking about how old Percy would be right now according to his birth year--1993. He and Annabeth are in their thirties now, they've both graduated from university. Annabeth is the biggest name on the architecture scene and Percy has found a career in something he excels at and loves (perhaps marine biology, but in my personal headcanon, being a social worker for kids from bad situations). They still catch up with Grover and their many demigod friends often and enjoy the relative peace and quiet with all the prophecies falling onto the next generation of demigods.

They've got a little apartment with their wedding photos on the walls and weapons ready on the sideboard just in case any monster foolishly dares to attack the greatest demigods of all time. They volunteer at Camp Half Blood throughout the year as mentors and trainers, and Annabeth is helping to design an extension to make the camp a city for demigods like New Rome. Young demigods revere them as even more amazing than their own godly parents, but Mr. D always complains that the two are still just as rowdy and mischievous as they were when they were kids. Maybe they have already have a kiddo themselves or plans to have one soon.

Guys, they are living their happily ever after right now. It makes me so happy.

i want to remove the boots from necks altogether, not just be the one to put on the boot.

When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have better lives.

"I heard you like bad boys. Well I'm bad at everything" vibes

fun fact yall

the first time i read SoC, i did it because i was scrolling thru instagram one day, and a post came up - that was a screenshot of a tumblr post, incidentally - about kaz and inej.

the thing is that then, i was just shifting from my twilight era to my anti-twilight era (dont even ask why i ever liked it but anyways), and i saw this post about kaz and inej directly after a post about how vampirism works in the twilight world - and, very logically*, my brain decided that either kaz or inej, or both, were vampires.

so the first time I read SoC, i read it through that lens - when do we find out, which one is it, it's probably kaz i mean he's pale af and literally doesn't sleep istg, yeah no it's def kaz i mean we keep hearing about dirtyhands' secrets...when is the secret going to come out?

i was more than halfway through six of crows when i realised.

*not