Proxi: Well Give You A 200% Tip On The Order If Can You Add The Information We Want.

Proxi: We’ll give you a 200% tip on the order if can you add the information we want.

Bartender: Make it 350% and have some of your men drop by later. Business has been slow.

Proxi: Deal.

Mask: I’ll take the largest glass of milk you got.

Tune: What kind of soup do you? Any that doesn’t have vegetables?

Proxi: Tune.

"Did you get all that?"

Honestly I did this post as a test. The fact you can find this without going to my blog like my LU Warriors headcanon post is infuriating.

I want to post my LU Warriors headcanons but the three times I try, they’re not showing up in the tag search. And I’d tagged them correctly. Is anyone else having this problem?

I might try again later but I hate that even though they’re tagged correctly, they’re not showing up.

I was looking over some things I had asked others and my ADHD got to thinking without my consent but made me laugh.

Ok so @maesonc-artistic-adventures made art of what Warriors’ dragon armor would look like and I commented about Wild stealing that outfit. Fast forward, I saw my ask for @ask-the-nine-links for Halloween that involves art from @dfanart and my mind went spinning.

I just realized I mentioned 3 people. Oh well.

Anyways I headcanon that Cia (no she’s not dead, yet) is punished for her actions (like she should) and she can’t teleport directly into the castle. In fact, there’s only one place where she is able to teleport to by the castle before she can go in if she has business. That place? The stables.

Since I also headcanon Epona being severely protective of Warriors and prefers crushing things with her hooves, Cia is in for a world of pain every time she visits. Now you’re probably wondering ‘well couldn’t Epona accidentally kill her?’ No, because I headcanon (i’m using that word a lot in this post) that Cia and Lana can’t be killed normally. Also one can’t not be killed without killing the other. That’s why she hasn’t been executed yet. 

Anyways my mind went to Wild coming upon her after she got trampled again and thinking she was dead, steals her clothes right off her body. Because you cannot tell me he would not do that. Wild goes “She’s dead, she doesn’t need these anymore.”

Wild would totally do that and probably change into her clothes right there before going back his brothers. Only to be told she’s not dead, just severely unconscious. He still would not be giving back her clothes though.

Tumblr fixed their shit! Yes! You can now see my Albino!Warriors headcanons post without going to my blog. 😁😁

I want to post my LU Warriors headcanons but the three times I try, they’re not showing up in the tag search. And I’d tagged them correctly. Is anyone else having this problem?

I might try again later but I hate that even though they’re tagged correctly, they’re not showing up.

The Apocalypse 13th 十三番目の黙示録 【Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom】

Valued Tumblr artist walrus-tusk-615bc, we NEED that picture of baby Rauru tripping over his own ears, for the sake of humanity

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