Whos More Feral, Wild Or Mask? Also Who Would Win In A Fight?

Who’s more feral, Wild or Mask? Also who would win in a fight?

Having ADHD is both a blessing and a curse, currently right now it’s a bit of a blessing.

I remembered this art that showed a fake fairy or maybe a mimic fairy? They were called something but I can’t remember. Maybe bibbles?

You know how fairies are little ladies with wings until you’re far away and then they’re balls of light with wings? These fake fairies looked like balls with wings and sharp teeth. The art also showed Legend being chased and bitten by them. If anyone knows what I am talking about, please tell me so I can credit this person.

Anyways, I was thinking about this art, and it got me thinking. I’m pretty sure a lot of us headcanon that Warriors is such a dad to both Mask, Tune, maybe Skull Kid and Tetra, and most definitely to his fairies.

I also headcanon that Warriors is mostly okay with Legend calling him ‘pretty boy’. As long as the boy is joking, the moment he has a serious or hurtful tone then everything changes. Everyone else that knows Warriors on the other hand does not like that nickname.

Warriors’ Epona has kicked him multiple times for saying that nickname within her hearing range. Wind and Time have pranked him so many times that he’s gotten slightly paranoid. Or rather, he’s gotten more paranoid than usual. Ravio tried to lectured him on calling Warriors that name but a portal took him before he could start. Fi has been playing noises that for some reason, only Legend can hear. She doesn’t do it often, just enough that he think he’s going slightly mad.

And to top it all off there are times were, even though they are not in Wild’s or Wind’s time, a heavy durian or a large coconut would land directly on his head.

Now what would happen if he called Warriors ‘pretty boy’ in front of his fairies? 

“Release the bibbles!” A chorus of fairies screamed.

“OUCH! SON OF A BITCH! STOP BITING YOU PIECES OF SHIT!”

Lately people have realized/remembered that HW Link/LU Warriors is basically Helen of Troy. Which if you don’t know the story, Paris, a Trojan prince, came to Sparta to claim Helen, in the guise of a supposed diplomatic mission. Before this journey, Paris had been appointed by Zeus to judge the most beautiful goddess; Hera, Athena, or Aphrodite. In order to earn his favour, Aphrodite promised Paris the most beautiful woman in the world. Swayed by Aphrodite's offer, Paris chose her as the most beautiful of the goddesses, earning the wrath of Athena and Hera. Her kidnapping (depending on the version of the story) led to the Trojan War.

With people realizing this, it made me remember a headcanon I had for a Percy Jackson/LOZ/LU crossover that I will probably never write.

The headcanon? HW Link/LU Warriors is the demigod son of Aphrodite. Ironic and a bit karmic since he basically Helen of Troy.

Well have fun with this little headcanon of mine.

*Later on*

Warriors: Lesson 1 on how to talk to people you country bumpkin, don’t call random strangers ‘darling’, ‘sweetheart’, or goddess forbid, ‘sweet thing’

Twilight: I don’t understand why I can’t use ‘darling’ but who calls strangers ‘sweet thing’?

Warriors: Men in my battalion. Most of them got slapped.

Twilight: Only most?

I was looking over some things I had asked others and my ADHD got to thinking without my consent but made me laugh.

Ok so @maesonc-artistic-adventures made art of what Warriors’ dragon armor would look like and I commented about Wild stealing that outfit. Fast forward, I saw my ask for @ask-the-nine-links for Halloween that involves art from @dfanart and my mind went spinning.

I just realized I mentioned 3 people. Oh well.

Anyways I headcanon that Cia (no she’s not dead, yet) is punished for her actions (like she should) and she can’t teleport directly into the castle. In fact, there’s only one place where she is able to teleport to by the castle before she can go in if she has business. That place? The stables.

Since I also headcanon Epona being severely protective of Warriors and prefers crushing things with her hooves, Cia is in for a world of pain every time she visits. Now you’re probably wondering ‘well couldn’t Epona accidentally kill her?’ No, because I headcanon (i’m using that word a lot in this post) that Cia and Lana can’t be killed normally. Also one can’t not be killed without killing the other. That’s why she hasn’t been executed yet. 

Anyways my mind went to Wild coming upon her after she got trampled again and thinking she was dead, steals her clothes right off her body. Because you cannot tell me he would not do that. Wild goes “She’s dead, she doesn’t need these anymore.”

Wild would totally do that and probably change into her clothes right there before going back his brothers. Only to be told she’s not dead, just severely unconscious. He still would not be giving back her clothes though.

Wars when he sees what his model gets used for: