DuckDuckBear
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Drunk And Smoke. Make Me Too Drunk To Go To Work!
Drunk and smoke. Make me too drunk to go to work!
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1 year ago
You smoked a joint, gorged until your gut stretched, and drank until you passed out on the couch in a hedonistic stupor.
You wake up to me holding a preroll to your mouth. I have a massive greasy breakfast and more beer behind me.
Time to do it all again.
1 year ago
You wake up suddenly. Eyes blurry you squint at your phone. “Three AM, God, I’m dry”
* opens bottle brought to bed *
* drinks deeply *
Gasp
Higurp
That’s better!
Maybe one more good plug
Or two
Hic
“Maybe justdd one m…more”
Glug
Glug
…Glug…
*alarm goes off *
Gl…ug….oh *hic* shidt!
I godda get rehdy.
*staggers while finishing the bottle*
Trips to the restroom, hiccuping dangerously.
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1 year ago
1 year ago
Quick smoke n jiggle.
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11 months ago