Someone Please Write A Keeping Up With The Blacks Au It Would Be Hilarious

someone please write a “keeping up with the blacks” au it would be hilarious

I'm so mad at people who hate on Cissy because she betrayed Bella for her "useless husband and son". Like, you guys aren't looking at this deeply enough. The emotional/mental capacity of Narcissa. Heck, the entire emotional/mental capacity of the entire Black family and maybe even Lucius. You guys aren't looking into the emotional turmoil Cissy must have been in because she had to choose between family. The angst potential of the entire family of Black and Malfoy is tremendous. The whys and the hows.

Okay but Draco Malfoy in a white tee, black leather pants, black leather jacket, black boots, ear piercings, maybe couple other face piercings, some tatts under his clothes, and, like, one side of his hair comb back or ruffled and jewelries and no-makeup makeup look??? Hot. And a younger Snape wearing a loose tee that shows his collarbones, jewelries, piercings, chains, ripped jeans maybe skinny to show that ass, tatts, and his hair up in a half-do with some strands falling to frame his face, with eyeliner and light makeup?? Hot. I need the Blacks and the Malfoys + Snape looking hot in muggle clothing, please

I feel like Sasha Calle, The Flash 2023 actress, would make for a good Rachel Roth

That feeling when you're drawing a female and it looks like a dude

When you drawing a male and it becomes a female...

Note to self: don't drink water while scrolling through Tumblr, y'all unhinged

Narcissa and Lucius tried to sneak a first-year Severus Snape into Hogsmeade by making him cling to Narcissa’s torso and hide him under her cloak. She claimed she was pregnant to Slughorn before they were about to leave. Severus lost his grip and fell out of her cloak.

“Oh,” Narcissa said, “I have given birth.”

“He looks just like us.” Lucius chimed in.

Snape was not snuck into Hogsmeade.