eahravenmh - eahbluemh35
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she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni

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Holly: I Got An Aed!

Holly: I got an aed!

Cupid: Where did you get that

Holly: from my mom

Ashlynn: Cool, let's try

Holly puts aed pad on cupid: ready ?

Cupid: Yep

Holly pushes the button: Uh cupid ?

Ashlynn: she's not responding

Holly: You know what? Put her on the bed, and when Blondie comes, tell her that she's sleeping

5 hours later

Blondie was watching tv and heard Cupid screaming

Cupid: Jesus Fuck. How long I was out ?

Blondie: For like five hours, babe

Cupid: Oh shit

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6 months ago

If Raven works at a movie theater

Customer: Can you hurry up, please? We're waiting for 29 seconds

Raven: You guys think i can control how fast the popcorn can pop! I'm not a magician

Customer: we're gonna miss the movie

Raven: Not my fault. Yall came 30 minutes late

Customer: I want your manager now

Raven: BRITTNEY 👹


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7 months ago

Briar: Why did you call me here for Ash

Ashlynn: That

Apple was giggling and stared at a snow globe

Briar: Um, Apple

Apple: I can see everything

Briar: What the fuck happened to her pupils they're big

Ashlynn: Well, the doctors gave her some medication, and she started to act like that

Apple: I'm batman

Briar: we should call her doctor right

Ashlynn: Nah, just leave it


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7 months ago

Melody was high: I'm charging my biscuits gonna get a little bit of power

Briar eats her biscuits

Melody: Ay, my biscuits :(


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6 months ago

After a breakup with apple White

Raven was tweaking: darling darling Apple

Raven sees a dead cat: meow. Fuck, Apple darling

Cedar: Is she okay

Poppy: Nope


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