Holly: I Got An Aed!

Holly: I got an aed!

Cupid: Where did you get that

Holly: from my mom

Ashlynn: Cool, let's try

Holly puts aed pad on cupid: ready ?

Cupid: Yep

Holly pushes the button: Uh cupid ?

Ashlynn: she's not responding

Holly: You know what? Put her on the bed, and when Blondie comes, tell her that she's sleeping

5 hours later

Blondie was watching tv and heard Cupid screaming

Cupid: Jesus Fuck. How long I was out ?

Blondie: For like five hours, babe

Cupid: Oh shit

Raven as a vampire au

Game night

Blondie: Okay, your turn, babe

Cupid: I put raven as a lion

Raven: a lion cupid really for your information. I'm a vampiric butterfly. Furthermore, I put Cupid as a pretty little moth

Cupid: You think I'm a fucking moth !

Raven: I said it because you like books, mon cher

Cupid: Oh, so that means I'm a fucking insect !

Blondie: I think I'm going to win again

Ginger: finally Apple I been waiting for you. Holy shit

Darling is dressed up as apple: What ?

Ginger: You're not apple

Darling: Yes, I am

Ginger: No, you're not Apple is slim, and you're not

Darling: I'm Apple

Ginger: I can your fucking abs in that dress did you force yourself into that dress ?

Darling:.....maybe

Ginger: Take it off

Darling: I can't it stuck

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Rosabella: What kind of tea is this ?

Apple: The box is called les be friends

Rosabella spit out the tea: Okay

Darling: it's just chamomile

Rosabella: Okay. Why didn't you say so?

Rosabella: anyway I-

Dexter sneezes and makes a weird sound: I'm sorry

Rosabella looks at him

Dexter began to laugh: I'm sorry

Rosabella: Is there a reason why your sneeze sounds like a Pokemon ?