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Blondie and Cupid are playing hide-and-seek
*Blondie is underneath the bed*
Blondie: she would never find me here
Cupid: boo
Blondie: *screaming* How
Cupid: Well, i heard your heartbeat
Blondie: ....
Cupid: What
Blondie: That's horrifying
Just imagine how horrifying it is if c.a cupid Hears people heartbeats
Cupid: I got you something *gives her a small box*
Blondie: *opens the small box* Oh, it's a collar. *Puts on the collar* I didn't know that you were into bdsm
Cupid: *holding a dog* That was for the dog
Blondie: Oh
On a date
Cupid: So, who asked to be-
Raven: I was forced
Blondie: Oh
Apple: Don't be silly. You agreed to this
Raven: did I
Apple looks at her: real funny
Cupid laughing her lung out: they're so cute together, awww
👁👁
She here
Finally, my cupid doll is not alone anymore
Blondie: I wonder what my girl is texting
Cerise: Other bitches
Blondie looks at her: really
Cerise: Yep
Blondie:.... CUPID !
Rosabella: Why would you say that
Cerise: Destruction
In the hospital
Blondie: My wife, she'll get upset if she you touching me like that on my chest
Cupid: I am wife
Blondie looks at her, and the heart monitor starts to increase
Blondie: Hey 💓
Blondie: You being ridiculous
Cupid: You think I'm ridiculous imma show you ridiculous
Cupid gets her iPad
Blondie: What are you doing
Cupid: Don't mind me
Blondie: Babe, step away from the ipad
Cupid clicks the reset button
Blondie: NO
2 hours later
Holly: What did you do
Cupid: I reset her iPad
Holly: I got an aed!
Cupid: Where did you get that
Holly: from my mom
Ashlynn: Cool, let's try
Holly puts aed pad on cupid: ready ?
Cupid: Yep
Holly pushes the button: Uh cupid ?
Ashlynn: she's not responding
Holly: You know what? Put her on the bed, and when Blondie comes, tell her that she's sleeping
5 hours later
Blondie was watching tv and heard Cupid screaming
Cupid: Jesus Fuck. How long I was out ?
Blondie: For like five hours, babe
Cupid: Oh shit
Apple: Are you schisophrenic, Blondie?
Blondie looks at Cupid
Cupid as a hallucination: tell her no, chérie
Blondie: No
Apple: You sure
Blondie: Yes
Apple: You keep looking at a wall. There's no one there !