Eddie: I'm Going Through Life Like A Duck, Majestic On Top And Kicking Like Hell Underneath

Eddie: I'm going through life like a duck, majestic on top and kicking like hell underneath

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Eddie: You have Crayons?

Steve: Yes, I have-

Eddie: You're- how old are you?

Steve: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS

Eddie: this world is dark and cold and everyone dies alone

Robin: I'm sorry Steve didn't kiss you goodbye this morning, but we had to go to work

Robin: one day you might be a father

Steve: one day? I am a father.

Robin: the party doesn’t count

Steve, slamming his hands on the table: they are MY KIDS