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Eddie: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now, no response
Steve: wow, they sound pretty stupid
Eddie: they're not though! they're actually really smart, just maybe a little dense
Steve: maybe you need to be more obvious? like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Eddie: I guess you're right
Eddie: hey Steve, I love you
Steve: yeah! Just like that!
Eddie: holy fucking shit
Steve: if that flies over their head, I'm sorry Eddie, but they're just too dumb for you
Eddie: ...Steve
Steve: is something burning?
Eddie: just my love for you<3
Steve: Eddie, the toaster is on fire
Eddie, to Steve, after he stepped on his headphones: hey watch it! don't make me do something you'll hate.
Steve, scoffing: oh yeah, Eds? like what?
Eddie: i think you're sweet and handsome.
Steve: what-
Eddie: you deserve to be cared for.
Steve, backing up: n-no-
Eddie: your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. i'm here for you.
Steve: STOP IT I'M SORRY
Steve: Okay, we need to think straight, right now
Robin and Eddie, simultaneously: Well, shit, bye guys
Steve: I swear to god, guys, now is not the time
Steve: *carrying all the groceries*
Eddie: *reaches out a hand to help*
Steve: *aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Eddies*
Eddie: sorry i'm late to the party, i've been doing things.
Steve, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: i got caught up doing things too.
Dustin: wow, Eddie was late too! what a coincidence!
Eddie, pointing: may i sit there?
Steve: that's my lap
Eddie: that doesn't answer my question, Harrington
Eddie: I'm a very tough person, nothing can break me. I don't even remember the last time I cried
Steve: we passed by a cat on our way home yesterday and you cried when you accidentally stepped on his tail
Eddie, tearing up: he didn't deserve that, i betrayed his trust
Steve: You’re late
Eddie: You’re gorgeous
Steve: You’re forgiven
Eddie: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Steve: Those are Pokemon cards.
Eddie: You got a magikarp.
Steve: ...
Eddie: It means "fuck you'.
Eddie: Relationships should be 50/50. For instance, Steve makes dinner and I sit on the counter looking sexy as fuck
Steve: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Eddie: Even better!
Steve: huh?
Eddie: *holding a chicken* Her name is Ozzy
Nancy: are you two friends?
Steve: no
Eddie: yes
Steve & Eddie stare at each other:
Steve: we're married?
Eddie, voice breaking: but ... are we not friends?
Steve: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job, take care of a family and shit. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
Eddie: Well, do you wanna be a duck, Stevie?
Steve, through tears: yes I wanna be a duck
Steve: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eddie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Steve: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING DUSTIN WITH ME
Robin, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
Eddie: How to flirt?
Eddie: I thought i had massive game but i just come off as odd and peculiar
Steve: Worked for me babe
Eddie: Bonjour, Stevie. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Steve: No, I don't want to sleep with you. Eddie: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross babysitter.
Eddie: please? For me?
Steve: don't do that
Eddie: what?
Steve: you think every time you say "please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well not this time
Eddie: please? For me?
Steve:
Steve: okay
Eddie: what is your biggest fear?
Steve: er... you dying. I'm not really scared of anything else to be honest
Eddie: what about you dying?
Steve: that's literally my biggest dream
Steve: ... Eds, do you want to talk about it?
Eddie: *laying face down on the floor* Why would you automatically assume that something is wrong?