Me, Watching A Cutscene Of Ichiban Getting Out Of Jail: Wheres The Scruff?

Me, watching a cutscene of ichiban getting out of jail: “where’s the scruff?”

CPII: “his scruff is gone”

Me, panicking for Ichiban: “HE’S SCRUFFLESS?!”

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Something I’ll never forget is when my partner and I first started dating; Ghostie and I came by after her shift was over (she closes where we work) and while sitting in the backseat with her my tics begin to do their thing. One of my not so common tics is kind of like an arm flinging type thing. It’s not too violent of anything but you deff don’t wanna be next to me when it happens. She had known I had tics before we started dating, but wasn’t all too well versed about it.

She holds my hand and goes “you can control it I believe in you” in the most encouraging voice ever. Before I I can respond my arm responds for me and flings out to my side. Ghostie and I are laughing because my partner was trying (and failing) to hold my hand before realizing “oh, never mind” 🤣🤣🤣

CPII: “. . .liquid cum”

Me: “as opposed to fucking powdered???? Gel??? WHATS THE CONTEXT??”

Me: “I can’t scroll to the beginning fast enough!!”

Ghostie, looking away: “beginning of your smut?”

Me: “no, text messages from when [partner] and I met”

Ghostie: “same thing-“

Me: “Contrary to popular belief I don’t sext, Ghostie.”

Me: [walks out of the bathroom, noting a void of smoke]

> smells it like a goddamn idiot

> "who's vape cloud? It’s so thick-"

> realizes it's not a regular vape

"that's not a vape it's WEED"