24/he/they/ this blog is mostly for my friends and I to log our silly little moments/ and ofc for me to read unholy things
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Me: I Cant Scroll To The Beginning Fast Enough!!
Me: “I can’t scroll to the beginning fast enough!!”
Ghostie, looking away: “beginning of your smut?”
Me: “no, text messages from when [partner] and I met”
Ghostie: “same thing-“
Me: “Contrary to popular belief I don’t sext, Ghostie.”
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CPII, during a sleep deprived game of scrabble: “I hope you choke on [partner’s] uvula”
Me, loopy af at 5am, thinking about it: “how the FUCK do I do that?”
CPII: “You THOUGHT ABOUT IT?”
CPII: [singing Nasty Girl in Hagrid’s voice]
Me, begging: “MAKE IT STOP”
(While CPII was playing Yakuza 4 and discovered a dead body)
Ghostie: “Do you know what the Yakuza do?!”
Me: “Do not engage the autistic man in his gay-ass hyperfixiation, you will not win that fight”
CPII: *Obscure giggling*
Me, watching a cutscene of ichiban getting out of jail: “where’s the scruff?”
CPII: “his scruff is gone”
Me, panicking for Ichiban: “HE’S SCRUFFLESS?!”
“It’s not my fault you sleep all fucking day, I didn’t know you were asleep. A text would have been nice, you know. You slept for 12 hours straight. In what world do you need that much sleep?”
You’re right, let me just [sleep texts you I won’t be awake until 3 pm]
I sleep because if I’m not awake I’m dreaming of a kinder place without having to hurt anyone.