If Any Of Them Decided To Feel "creative" With Me When I'm Getting My Precious Sleep, Then Off To The

If any of them decided to feel "creative" with me when I'm getting my precious sleep, then off to the shadow realm they go.

Falling asleep in one of the House of Lamentation's common rooms can be a gamble. At best, somebody kindly carries you back to your room and tucks you in. Or maybe they leave you where you were, but drape a jacket or blanket over you.

Sometimes they go overboard, and you wake up with too many blankets. It's sweltering hot and excessively heavy. You thought the brothers were just being supportive in a weird way until Mammon accidentally revealed everyone is trying to break the record of 23 blankets and three duvets.

Sometimes you wake up with a full manicure and facial in progress. Asmo likes the practice.

Sometimes you wake up wearing Lucifer's reading glasses or Mammon's sunglasses. The Anti-Lucifer League must have thought you make a good hiding spot.

Sometimes you wake up with fresh food next to you. Particularly if you fell asleep near mealtime. The strong smell of Devildom cuisine rouses you awake, and you catch Beel trying to tip-toe away.

Sometimes you find... offerings. Bottled tea, or sticker sheets, or a coin placed on your cheek. Levi started taking pictures and in thanks decided to make a shrine dedicated to his idol (you).

Sometimes they draw on your face. The first person to do so will leave a marker for anyone else who happens to feel creative. You've woken up with whiskers, a mustache, fake eyes drawn over your eyelids, money signs drawn on your eyelids, swirls and hearts, a goatee, a big unibrow, and you're pretty sure the twins are the culprits behind a game of tic-tac-toe.

Sometimes you get notes. Simple reminders, or a notice that Lucifer's left the house so please make sure to check that everyone's behaving when you wake up. Occasionally you wake up completely covered in post-its with silly messages.

Sometimes you get kisses. They leave no trace, unless their sender gets carried away and sticks around.

Same, omfg I just can't visualize how it's gonna go😭

soukoku smut is good because i can imagine it but shin soukoku smut??? why can't i imagine that??? is it because i keep seeing them as uneducated orphans in the street or what

HELP 😭💀

[cross posted on @dailytwsttweets !]

Malleus and Emu besties real (inspired by an anon who said that Malleus would love Emu’s Cyberpunk card)

Also guess who Kalim was talking about in that text with him and Jamil

Second to last tweet inspired by my friend Mal!!!

*Inquiry declined for being too fundamentally stupid*

Mc:  (watching Luke play) look at my son go :D

Demon Mom: isn't this an Angel and older than you?

Mc: irrelevant

AYO WHERE DID THE 2ND AND 6TH FACTS CAME FROM?! AHDHCNDJDNDKNHSHSJNDJD—

Fun Facts 581-590

• Simeon called Lucifer for advice when he went on a fishing trip.

• MC has canonically referred to Lucifer as “Daddy”

• Mammon cried while reading Cinderella

• RAD has yearly dance competitions. Whichever pair has “the most marvelous, fantastic dance” is crowned winner and given a pair of glass slippers.

• Barbatos has on multiple occasions referred to MC as his sacrificial lamb.

• Beelzebub exclaimed “check out those buns” while liking through a food magazine. Belphie thought it was porn and asked to see.

• Luke is building a candy stash

• When Satan caught Mammon sleeping he tied his hair in two pigtails and Mammon never noticed. Solomon stayed to watch but didn’t warn him.

• Asmodeus believes he looks best from above at a 45 degree angle

• Luke thinks Leviathan sometimes sounds like a teenage girl

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These effin losers. (affectionate)

And if I said skk...