Incorrect Mha Quotes - Tumblr Posts

*Pro Hero Shouto at an award ceremony*

Shouto : I have to thank my dad, without who I could never be a proper hero, who trained me to be the best I can, and is generally the best father ever.

Shouto : So, thank you Eraserhead.

*distant endeavor screaming*

Interviewer : So, Dynamight, have you ever had a pet?

Bakugo : I've had a-

Shouto : He has a pet rock at home.

Rando: Deku's quirk is very strong and destructive.

Rando : He could be very very dangerous.

Shouto : *knowing full well how unhinged his boyfriend is* Look at him he's a bunny.

Aizawa : *shoving paperwork about Hosu in a drawer* He wouldn't hurt a fly.

All might : *knowing he's just as if not more strong than him and twice as smart* He would cry if he accidentally stepped on a bug.

Natsuo x Shigaraki au :

Dabi : Dear diary, brother is a pre med and is very smart.

Dabi : Brother is also dating shigaraki and is therefore also very stupid.

Dabi : Dumb may be genetic. (See: hawks and I) Will do more research.

Dabi: Results : dumb comes from endeavor. Smart comes from mother. Females are somehow exempt from this gene.

Hisashi : Uh, excuse me? Sir? I'm here to see my son.

Aizawa : *checking over students and parents list* Who is your son and what is your name?

Hisashi : Izuku. I'm Midoriya Hisashi.

Aizawa : ......

Aizawa : *closes list*

Aizawa : Excuse me for a second.

Aizawa : *on phone* Hizashi, grab Yagi and hurry over. Midoriya Hisashi is here to see problem child.

Hisashi : Problem Child?

Aizawa : Don't worry about it, what you do have to worry about is the fight to the death you're about to face with three pro heroes.

Bakugo : Stop looking down on me you bastard

Shouto : *two inches taller* Sorry can't hear you from down there

Shouto : What did we learn today?

Mina *shivering in an ice block* : That you're a protective boyfriend.

Shouto : We're not dating! What else did we learn?

Kaminari : Not to prank Deku or he'll make sad faces and you'll get revenge for him?

Mina : Also that you need to get over that denial dude.

DFO AU

Izuku : Oh my god my dad is the worst villain in history!

Shouto : Damn, Endeavor couldn't even be No.1 in the worst dad race.

Parent teacher meeting:

Endeavor : After he reaches proper age, I will find a girl with a beneficial quirk to be Shouto's wife so that he may further our family legacy.

Aizawa, Knowing Shouto has come second only to Kirishima to Who's Gayest in 1a beating Jirou : .....

Aizawa, knowing Shouto's dating Wut are Bones Mcgee : .....

Aizawa : *writing notes for the CPS* I see. And what can you tell me about his mother?

Uraraka : Deku you really need to ask Todoroki out.

Izuku : Hmmm... No. ❤️

Uraraka : You've been pining for too long and too hard this has to stop. You walked into a door yesterday looking at him

Izuku : You had Jenny on a loop for three hours yesterday, you hypocrite ask Tsu out first.

Iida : You two need an intervention.

Shouto : You're a villain

Dabi : I'm an upstanding citizen.

Shouto : No?

Dabi : Look I'm up standing and I'm a citizen.

AFO : I will choose Nana Shimura's grandson to be my heir to torture you All might.

AM : No u.

AFO : .... What?

AM : *Grabbing Izuku* Reverse uno bitch.

AFO : Give me back my son you little-

Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me

-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side

Any other student in UA : Aizawa sensei is a cryptid that will eat you in your sleep. One time someone sneezed in his class and he expelled the entire class. If you ever have his as a sub that would be the closest to death you'll ever get until you actually die.

His Hellions : DAD! Kaminari blew up all the lights again and we made the substitute teacher cry. Also there's a ice castle behind our dorms because Todoroki saw Frozen. And here's the list of furniture that got destroyed in the latest deku vs bakugo fight and the floors has acid damage again. Love ya!

Uraraka, fed up, doing a deku impression : Hi! I'm Midoriya Izuku and i look like a forest pixie, but if you hurt my friends I'll break both our bones. I have the balls to do literally anything other than to confess to my crush!

Uraraka : We have no idea what you're talking about officer.

Police : Are you sure ?

Jirou : Positive.

Police : And he just dropped dead?

Tsuyu : Yup. Kero.

Police : Out of nowhere?

Momo : That's what we said.

Aizawa : excuse me officer, are you insinuating that my daughters students are not telling the truth? You think my dangerous children class could commit murder?

Police : *staring at Mineta's chalk outlined dead body* well-

Aizawa : Shame on you, they're training to be heroes for fucks sake.

Fire in 1b dorm :

Tetsutetsu : oh my god why is there a fire?!

Kendou : *grabbing the extinguisher quickly*

Monoma : *hand fanning the flames to make it go away*

Fire in 1a dorms :

*fire alarm*

Iida : *deep sigh* which one of them is it this time?

Momo: *not even looking up from her book* I don't know, Ashido was due for one this week.

Shigaraki : I found this pre quirk song it's pretty neat.

Toga : Play it!

Shigaraki : *plays*

*Oohhh Mr. Potato head tell me is it true that- *

Kurogiri : Slowly looking at AFO.

AFO :......

Imagine not being able to be a heating pad for your boyfriend's chronic pain couldn't be me

- Shouto Todoroki holding his boyfriend's hand

Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me

-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side

Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.

Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.

Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.