I Headcanon Denki As A Half American. And I Think He Might Be Really Good In English. But When The Class

I headcanon Denki as a half American. And I think he might be really good in english. But when the class 1A ask him how did he learned he responded:

Vines

And now the class just saying random vines quotes h24.

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Present Mic: How do you say "throwing" something?

Mina: YEET!

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Midoriya:*to Bakugou* Kacchan, stop! You're gonna get in trouble.

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Jirou: *beating Mineta's ass during training* When will you learn that your actions have consequences?

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Yuga:*at lunch* Yaaaah! I coulda dropped mah croissant!

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Mina:*gossip with Todoroki* And they were roommates.

Todoroki: Mah God, they were roommates.

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Bakugo: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEE?

Kirishima: They are my crocs !

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Present Mic:*pointing a sentence for the example* Road work ahead.

The all class 1A:*in unisson* Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Feel free to add more.

The world would be on fire if you let him fuck around with alchemy XD

Sometimes I think about how Trisha telling Ed + Al they took after their father when they did stuff with alchemy might imply that alchemic ability is a trait that can be inherited in FMA. And then, if that is the case, I think about how lucky most FMA characters are that homunculi can't use alchemy. Because just imagine what a menace Envy would've been if he'd gotten to keep all the alchemic ability William would've probably inherited from Dante + Hohenheim

Headcanons with this situation:

He's still bad at using his quirk because demi-gods often fight with weapons more than with their powers.

Zeus be like "as my son you better become a great hero and leader, like Herakles my favorite" and Kaminari's rebellious phase was investe his time in studies for Yuei and for becoming a rescue hero.

Maybe another student at Yuei is an half-blood and when they crossed paths their like the spidermans meme.

He's often attacked by monsters on his way to school (because Big Three's kids have a stronger smell), when he integrated Yuei he was stressed to be caught in a fight and fired (Mist canonically works in the disfavor of demigod). The dorms were a relief for him, even monsters won't go search for food near pro Heroes.

Momo is a mythology nerd and Kaminari doesn't have the heart to correct her or telling her most gods are jerk.

Midoriya isn't a demigod but he has clear sight so he's always like "I don't want to be mean but you're kinda sus Kaminari." and Kaminari "Don't worry bro honestly that's fair.".

The other Camp's residents watched the Sport Festival and all the Ares cabin fall in love with Bakugou.

It's all I have for now :)

New headcanon: Denki Kaminari has dyslexia and adhd (the adhd is another side affect of his quirk and the dyslexia explains why he has bad grades). Do you know who else has dyslexia and adhd (and occasionally lactose intolerance)? Demigods. My headcanon is that the one and only Denki "pikachu" Kaminari is secretly a Halfblood, probably a child of Zeus.

Ok but notice how Umbrella are first number and name in guillemets like it is a nickname or irrelevant for their identity. At the contrary Sparrow are first their name and their number is aka, their number can change it is a status not their identity like we can understand Ben was number one a while ago before the beginning of the season.

I think it's important because it mean the Umbrellas are soldiers who learned to be people and the Sparrows are people who learned to be soldiers.

The Umbrella Academy’s introduction montage (1x01) | The Sparrow Academy’s introduction montage (3x01)

Crack AU idea because it's dark outside, I'm sick, I didn't sleep properly for the all week and I'm under a lot of stress for the few next days. In conclusion I live in denial of all my duties.

Crack MHA AU

The LOV wants to do a good impression and kidnapped a Yuei's kid. Unfortunately that was Denki and it's end up with him being friend with Toga and Twice. Tomura eventually kicks him out because if he heard them singing "baby shark" one more time he's gonna disintegrate himself.

But he continues to come back and it's become a sort of weekly meeting where they play video games and other stuffs. Doesn't mean Denki is the traitor, he just hangs out with the LOV.

Eventually the Bakusquad getting curious and discover the all thing. They're first chocked because they believe Denki betrayed them but the LOV are just like "No don't worry it's just our walking-vines-mental-health-support hero." The Bakusquad joins the party and this is how the "Saturday night of peace" is born. No more fights or moral issues just games and a lot of bad movies and unhealthy food. Toga, Mina and Denki chat while doing their nails. Bakugou, Spinner and Tomura trying to destroy each other at Mario Kart. Kirishima being supportive with everybody and Dabi and Sero maybe smoking weed but we have no proves.

Gradually all the class joined the group (because let's be real they're all fucking curious problem kids). And even the ex-rooftop squad. Maybe Hawks accidentally walks in one day and he's like "Shit wtf" but anyway he joins the party because it's fun.

I don't really know how the interactions of everybody would look like. But I want Izuku and Tomura (because I like the headcanon where AFO is Izuku's dad) + Dabi and Shoto act like chaotic siblings. Iida and Tomura bonding over their hate for Stain "I tried to kill him once. -Well once I tried to annihilate an entire city because he was in. -Truly inspirational." (and they throw peanuts at Spinner when he's being a fanboy about Stain). I want the rooftop squad being reunited (maybe Kurogiri can start remember things from Oboro and become a sort of mixed version of the two?) and act like: Aizawa and Kuroboro are wine moms ; Nemuri and Magne are the jin aunt and Hizashi the mojito dad. Twice and Toga perfectly fit the chaos of the class 1A. Hawks acting like an embarrassing big brother for Tokoyami.

Did I mentioned Min*ta doesn't existing ? Well he doesn't exist lmao. At his place there's just Shinsou who was a little confused at first but now roll with it.

Toga asking Mina advices for flirting with Uraraka. Yuuga and Sako still manage to look like fucking top models in this hovel.

During the second year of the now class 2A they arrived at this conclusion: AFO is a son of bitch, the Comission are fucking bastards so let's do our own thing. So they process to take down AFO and the actual government with the help of Nedzu who followed all the things since the beginning and always wanted to take down the government.

New My Hero Academia AU because I can!

The Artistic AU

*quirks are still existing, heros and villains too, but the main characters are no more a part of it (or at least not 100%). In this AU they all have artistic careers. Also they're all aged up, only Mustard and Eri still kids.

*Yuei is not an hero's school but a school who proposes differents cursus and artistic formations.

So news class 1-A's careers!

-Kyoka, Denki, Momo, Katsuki and Fumikage have a rock band named Goma (with the kanji 五 who means 5 and the kanji 魔 who means demons). Kyoka is the main singer, Denki and Fumikage are guitarists, Momo is the pianist and Katsuki is the drummer and a part-time hero.

-Koji is a video maker on SomeCube, he makes JSL songs.

-Minoru is a photographer.

-Toru and Yuga are models in the same agency. Toru is more a make-up model and Yuga a fashion model.

-Eijiro and Mashirao are stuntmen for the cinema. Eijiro is also a part-time hero.

-Tsuyu is a video games designer. She also has a SomeCube's channel where she makes video-game let's play and criticisms.

-Hanta is a rhythmic gymnast, his main discipline his the ribbon. Sometimes he also does acrobatics performances.

-Rikido is a gastronomic chef.

-Mina and Mezo are dancers. Mezo is more into hip hop and Mina is a break dancer.

-Ochaco is in artistic make-up. She works a lot for cinema and fashion events.

-Shoto is a mime artist most of the time but sometimes he does anonymous covers for Koji or Kyoka songs.

-Izuku is an author, his main books are thriller and detective novels. He is too a part-time hero.

-Tenya is a spokesperson for his brother hero's agency.

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-Hitoshi is a ghostwriter. But he also do poetry.

Go on, be wild!