Where Is My TUA's Fic Where Jesus "if You're Offended By How She Dresses Well Look Away" Is The Nice

Where is my TUA's fic where Jesus "if you're offended by how she dresses well look away" is the nice but sassy big brother of the Marigold's children and tries to put some sense in them or simply being an healthy support ?

Like manifesting in Five and Luther's dreams when they were alone in the Apocalypse/on the Moon for chatting with them so they don't feel abandoned.

Being the literal guardian angel of Claire so Allison can get a break with peace in her mind.

Secretly multiplying food in Diego's cupboard when he forgot to go shopping after a rough week of vigilant activities.

Blessing every water Ben touchs when he was alive because it will calm down The Horror and he want to help his little brother feel better.

Manifesting to Klaus like a ghost for big brothered him with Ben. "You need to eat Klaus.

-I ate two hours ago!

-You need VEGETABLES not smarties!" And also scaring the bad souls so they let him alone.

And convincing the souls of dead famous violinists to manifest in Viktor's dreams for helping him with the new piece he's working on.

WHERE IS IT DUH?

Parenthesis

My theory for the TUA's canon is that Reggie created the Marigold's children

BUT

As a headcanon I like the idea of God created them when she was in a nostalgic mood (because Jesus was so good how it can possibly go wrong?), I made some incorrect quotes for that. Tired Parent God and Big Brother Jesus is my confort au ok ?

So I just finished the first season of The Umbrella Academy, here my thoughts :) :

-Five x Dolores and Hazel x Agnès are the best relationships of this show and I take no criticisms.

-Still hating Luther x Allison, I was happy the last episodes didn't have the time to focus on their "romance" because of the apocalypse, the apocalypse is much more enjoyable to watch :)

-The lack of respect and recognition Vanya and Klaus get physically hurt me. At least Vanya gets to explore a little bit her relationship with Allison but Klaus is been constantly step on and ignored, it really hurt me :( especially when he is doing so much efforts for fight against his addiction and the other still considering he is just high and with nothing important to say.

-Vanya becomes emo and my brain goes brrrrrrr.

-I wasn't a fan of Luther character since the beginning but I was doing efforts because he is fucked up like the other. But I seriously hate is attitude, he always tries to control everything, makes bad decisions and, in particular the thing I hate the most, he always uses his superior force to get and do what he wants. It's awful. Even if he thinks he does the best for his family I think he is just kind of abusive. He doesn't take criticisms or let them choices and physically holds them back to go against his own will. The worst exemple is when he locks up Vanya in the cell and let her imprisoned even when the majority (Diego, Allison and Klaus) isn't OK with that and stopped them to free her multiple times until they have to give up. I truly hope his behavior will change in season 2 because for now I seriously consider he is one of the most important cause of Vanya's snap.

-I wasn't sad when Pogo die, sorry not sorry :)

-Is this motherfucker of Reggie is an alien?? I didn't understand his flashbacks.

-Ben's screen time YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH. I love Ben. When I first saw him I though he will be a kind of Jiminy Cricket for Klaus, and sometimes he is, but most of the time he just has the same chaotic energy 😂😂😂. The scene when Klaus thrown a bowling ball at him and he didn't catch it I swear his Pikachu chocked face was so funny. Now that the other FINALLY believe Klaus I hope to see him even more in season 2.

-Personal preference but I miss the old "faint of exhaustion" trope in this series. It's just on of my favorite and it usually work well with superpowers intrigues. It's maybe kinda bullshit to see Vanya, Klaus or Five doing insane things they never do before and just be like "I'm fine, what a piece of cake :)".

-I liked Patch, sad that she died.

-I hope more parallelisms between Five and the Comission's bitch, I think they can be a good illustration of "same beginning but different paths" .

-Good to see you dead Leonard/Harold, I will not miss you :)

-I still don't know how Ben died and I want answers!

Ok but notice how Umbrella are first number and name in guillemets like it is a nickname or irrelevant for their identity. At the contrary Sparrow are first their name and their number is aka, their number can change it is a status not their identity like we can understand Ben was number one a while ago before the beginning of the season.

I think it's important because it mean the Umbrellas are soldiers who learned to be people and the Sparrows are people who learned to be soldiers.

The Umbrella Academy’s introduction montage (1x01) | The Sparrow Academy’s introduction montage (3x01)

I headcanon Denki as a half American. And I think he might be really good in english. But when the class 1A ask him how did he learned he responded:

Vines

And now the class just saying random vines quotes h24.

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Present Mic: How do you say "throwing" something?

Mina: YEET!

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Midoriya:*to Bakugou* Kacchan, stop! You're gonna get in trouble.

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Jirou: *beating Mineta's ass during training* When will you learn that your actions have consequences?

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Yuga:*at lunch* Yaaaah! I coulda dropped mah croissant!

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Mina:*gossip with Todoroki* And they were roommates.

Todoroki: Mah God, they were roommates.

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Bakugo: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEE?

Kirishima: They are my crocs !

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Present Mic:*pointing a sentence for the example* Road work ahead.

The all class 1A:*in unisson* Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Feel free to add more.

The world would be on fire if you let him fuck around with alchemy XD

Sometimes I think about how Trisha telling Ed + Al they took after their father when they did stuff with alchemy might imply that alchemic ability is a trait that can be inherited in FMA. And then, if that is the case, I think about how lucky most FMA characters are that homunculi can't use alchemy. Because just imagine what a menace Envy would've been if he'd gotten to keep all the alchemic ability William would've probably inherited from Dante + Hohenheim

Who dare you to hide this in the tags.

Dabi: The league wanted to give out Christmas presents, but none of them will admit it.

Hawks: I mean, understandable.

Dabi: So they broke into the mall and got sent to the police station.

Dabi: And gave the police officer a Christmas present.

Hawks: Oh my god.