Ok But Notice How Umbrella Are First Number And Name In Guillemets Like It Is A Nickname Or Irrelevant

Ok but notice how Umbrella are first number and name in guillemets like it is a nickname or irrelevant for their identity. At the contrary Sparrow are first their name and their number is aka, their number can change it is a status not their identity like we can understand Ben was number one a while ago before the beginning of the season.

I think it's important because it mean the Umbrellas are soldiers who learned to be people and the Sparrows are people who learned to be soldiers.

The Umbrella Academy’s introduction montage (1x01) | The Sparrow Academy’s introduction montage (3x01)

Some TUA incorrect quotes about God

Spoilers s3 I think?

God: Jesus is the kid who made me want to have more kids.

God: Klaus is the kid who made me regret to had 43 more.

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Jesus: *die crucified* Hey mom, sorry I came home a little early.

God: Oh my sweet baby, don't worry I will give you a little add so you can say goodbye to your friends and then I will make cookies for when you came back :)

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Klaus: *die* Sup' mom! I know you said I hadn't curfew but I'm here <3

God: I didn't say you hadn't curfew I said I disown you, get out of my house.

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God: Jesus! My sweet baby, I love you so much 🥺. You're such a good kid, I was so mad when humans killed you! Didn't the abilities I gave you were good enough? *sob* I want more kids, I'm sure they will be sweetheart like you. This time I'm gonna make them fucking badass so humans can't fuck up my babies >:(

*creates the Marigold's children*

*17 years later*

Half of them are dead or are claimed missing. 13 of them have been traumatized by Reggie. Five fucked up time and reality. Viktor caused the apocalypse directly or indirectly three times. Christopher is a cube. Klaus keeps dying and being a disrespectful little bitch.

God: What I have done...

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Klaus: Why don't you just let me in the afterlife! Are you homophobic >:( ?

God: I'm literally a lesbian you're just an asshole.

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God: Yes I love all my children equally. Jesus, Viktor, Five, Allison, /insert all the names of the Marigold's children/ and *reading the palm of her hand* Klovs...

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Dave: *arriving in the afterlife* Hum, hello, are you God?

God: Since you're weird enough for falling in love with the ghosty bitch I don't know if it's a good idea of letting you in.

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God "I created you so I can choose what I love or not": Yes I'm the superior being of life. An entity full of love and mercy.

Klaus: Hi.

God: Except for you.

Okay time's up how do AFO steal quirks?

Like, quirks are a natural capacity of an individual and most of the time it's inherited from their parents or the parents' quirks fuse or the combination of the parents' quirk make a all new surprising quirk. So clearly it's a genetic shit and it must be in their DNA.

As a proof OFA need DNA for be given.

Did, did AFO stole their DNA? After he stole their quirk did their DNA change? If the doctor clone a person with a complete DNA the clone will have the same quirk as the original? Did AFO can steal the quirk of the clone and he will have the quirk at the same time of the original?

Did Monoma copy DNA when he copies quirk? Did his DNA change when he copies a quirk? If his DNA change can he use it for thing like blood transfusion who need to be compatible? If Monoma copies a quirk and AFO tries to steal it, will he steals Monoma's quirk or the copied quirk?

I. Need. Answers.

When you need plushies for your comfort and mental health but you learn you're fucking allergic to dust.

Fuck off sir, I'm gonna die with my plushies I don't leave them.

Where is my TUA's fic where Jesus "if you're offended by how she dresses well look away" is the nice but sassy big brother of the Marigold's children and tries to put some sense in them or simply being an healthy support ?

Like manifesting in Five and Luther's dreams when they were alone in the Apocalypse/on the Moon for chatting with them so they don't feel abandoned.

Being the literal guardian angel of Claire so Allison can get a break with peace in her mind.

Secretly multiplying food in Diego's cupboard when he forgot to go shopping after a rough week of vigilant activities.

Blessing every water Ben touchs when he was alive because it will calm down The Horror and he want to help his little brother feel better.

Manifesting to Klaus like a ghost for big brothered him with Ben. "You need to eat Klaus.

-I ate two hours ago!

-You need VEGETABLES not smarties!" And also scaring the bad souls so they let him alone.

And convincing the souls of dead famous violinists to manifest in Viktor's dreams for helping him with the new piece he's working on.

WHERE IS IT DUH?

Parenthesis

My theory for the TUA's canon is that Reggie created the Marigold's children

BUT

As a headcanon I like the idea of God created them when she was in a nostalgic mood (because Jesus was so good how it can possibly go wrong?), I made some incorrect quotes for that. Tired Parent God and Big Brother Jesus is my confort au ok ?

They're individually really smart but together they share one braincell.

You asked them for help, they brainstormed 5 hours straight. There were one arson, two suicidal tentative for escape, few bruises and one broken leg. And after all of this they're best solution is murder.

Wally West, Sokka, Leo Valdez and Lance are the same person in different universes