[guy Who Just Failed To Summon A Succubus Talking To Wizard IT]: Yeah Whenever I Try A New Summon My

[guy who just failed to summon a succubus talking to wizard IT]: yeah whenever I try a new summon my circle just laughs at me. what? the circle's summoning history is empty? haha that's weird. any runes emblazoned on the floor... yeah I see them, let me check what they-- oh it's Latin for "no bitches"

hey bad news uh. your boyfriend transcended the limitations of his frail human flesh and attained the perfection of the machine. yeah sorry he’s a great mass of steel and silicon as beautiful as it is terrible now. sorry. i only took my eyes off him for a minute.

the moon in paintings. x

I love a good moat but they're mostly decorative since levitate person entered the public domain

sigh