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just got back from presenting at the wizards conference and nobody clapped or had any questions after my demonstration of Mass Silence :(

[guy who just failed to summon a succubus talking to wizard IT]: yeah whenever I try a new summon my circle just laughs at me. what? the circle's summoning history is empty? haha that's weird. any runes emblazoned on the floor... yeah I see them, let me check what they-- oh it's Latin for "no bitches"

I love a good moat but they're mostly decorative since levitate person entered the public domain

sigh

I bought mine on sale for 4.99 a few years back but now they're locking spells on the banlist behind a subscription :/

All magic comes with a price, usually around 5.99 but premium packages are available

do not ignore my orb requests I will find you in a dream. i do not promise it will be a good one.

Wizard optometrist who cures blindness by giving the patients more eyes

i do love fucked up eye imagery. too many eyes where they shouldn’t be. no eyes. Things that are not eyes in place of eyes. it is like stained glass. to Me

Girls wizards trip to the wizard island

tumblr is really sleeping on wizard island. an island in the middle of a volcanic caldera lake named for the fact that it looks like a WIZARD HAT. and yes you can go there.

I think that new applicants are being put off by the baseless and unfounded rumours of the last few being driven to gibbering madness :(

Following 73 spell matrix explosions and at least two inadvertently created magic dead zones, I think I will stop trying to devise a ritual to determine from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.