To Belong

To Belong

She was the weird foreign girl, he was the most useless Viking in the history of Berk. Together they were just Leandra and Hiccup. Two best friends who searched for their place in the world. Would their search for it unite or separate them?

Chapter 6

It was early morning.

Leandra was sitting on a cliffside. Her legs dangling from it, under her the ocean. She swung her legs, watching the ocean under her.

She really should eat something. She would need the energy for the hours-long flight she would take with Starchaser.

If they were lucky, they would only need one to two weeks before they reached the village in Spain where Leandra’s Abuela lived.

So why did she just stare at the ocean and didn’t do anything?

The black-haired girl closed her eyes, tears flowing down her cheeks.

And she thought she had already cried enough.

Leandra just didn’t get how Hiccup could betray their friendship like this! All just for stupid Astrid, who suddenly liked him?

That was fishy.

Either Astrid always liked Hiccup and hide it because it was more important to her to be the perfect Viking girl or she wanted something from him.

Like becoming chieftess.

Else couldn’t Leandra explain Astrid’s change of mind. You don’t go from hating someone else guts to liking them just because they took you on a magical dragon ride.

Anyway, both reasons were so…wrong.

She never cared what others thought of her friendship with Hiccup, he was the only one who was friendly and wanted to get to know her when she and her father were stranded on Berk. Of course, she started to like him too and accept him with her whole heart.

Hiccup was a good person.

She didn’t stay friends with Hiccup because she wanted to become chieftess one day, she stayed his friend because she just liked him.

It was simpel like that.

A loud sign leaves her mouth and she wipes her tears away.

God, it sounds like she is in love with Hiccup…but she isn’t!

She…she just wanted to stay by his side!

Nothing more.

Yet, he preferred Astrid over herself.

Maybe Leandra put always more into the friendship than Hiccup? He choose Astrid and Berk over her and a life they could live in peace with their dragons.

So deep down he really was a Viking, like he always wished.

Dear lord, she really sounds like a heartbroken lover.

New tears sprung from her eyes. Her head and heart hurt.

Was she maybe a bit too strict with this?

With him?

As a best friend, she should be happy that his crush showed interest in him.

And yet, it didn’t sit right with her.

It was all wrong.

But was it wrong because of the reason she thought or because…it was not her on Hiccup’s side?

The black-haired girl opens her eyes and stands carefully up.

The wind whips around her, making her long black hair fly and the skirt of her dress ballow.

Under her crash waves against the cliff.

Her sight is directed where Berk is.

“I’m really…a fool.”, she mumbles to herself. “Starchaser, girl, let’s go!”

She turns and runs to the little forest where her dragon is taking a break.

Hiccup day was just crazy.

He couldn’t convince his father that dragons were good beings, no, he gave him with Toothless a way to find the Dragon Nest.

And with it the giant of an evil dragon who waited for her next meal.

Then when he lost hope, Astrid motivated him again and he teached the other teens to ride the dragons from the Kill Ring.

He already had wondered where Leandra and Starchase were. Was she so angry that she didn’t show up at all?

As they flew to the Dragon Nest and still no Leandra in sight, he got worried.

His best friend wouldn’t just leave without a word?

She wouldn’t separate Toothless and Starchaser like this?

She wouldn’t…leave him?

But as he was facing now the dubbed Red Death dragon he had to admit to himself…maybe Leandra really left last night.

And he just let her.

Damn, he couldn’t think about this now, he had to take down the Red Death.

As Toothless got ready to Plasma Blast again the giant dragon the familiar sound of a Night Furry approached reached their ears.

“Night Furry, get down!”, yelled Gobber.

Hiccup’s heart nearly leaped out of his chest from relief as he saw who came riding on a Night Furry to help him.

It was Leandra with Starchaser!

He could hear the amazed voices from the other Vikings on the ground, but he just had eyes for his best friend who made her dragon attack the Red Death.

“Lee!”, he yelled and felt a happy tear fall down his cheek.

She came back!

“Hic, I’m sorry!”, she yelled to him. “I was stupid.”

“No, I was stupid, I should have talked with you and not just let it go, believe you just needed to calm down.”, he yelled back.

“Let’s agree that we both were idiots.”, she called grinning and he nodded.

For now, this would be enough.

They had to take care of a giant dragon.

Toothless and Starchaser fly now side by side and you could hear how they cooed happily at each other.

“That thing has wings!”, tells Hiccup them. “Okay, let's see if it can use them!”

“On it, Hic!”

Hiccup and Leandra pull their dragons into a turn.

They plummet, gaining tremendous speed. The wind buffets them as they target the Red Death at supersonic speed.

Together Toothless and Starchaser unload plasma blasts against the Red Death's head.

It goes down with a rumble as they climb anew.

The Vikings shield themselves from the dust of the fallen monster as its wings unfold and extend.

The Night Furry riders look back as they put distance between them.

“Do you think that did it?”, wonders Hiccup.

Suddenly, the enraged behemoth rises into the frame flapping its wings furiously. A daunting sight.

“Dios mio! It can really fly!”, say’s Leandra astonished.

Our quartet dives into the tangled sea stacks, they weave through the rock like rabbits through a briar.

The Red Death snaps at them, but cannot reach them. The dragon riders pull ahead, while Red Death smashes through the canopy of rock and pull in behind Toothless and Starchaser.

It burst through fifty-foot formations like they were saplings.

Stoick, Gobber, and the Teens watch as Hiccup, Toothless, Leandra, and Starchaser streak past, weaving through sea stacks. A moment later the Red Death smashes the sea stacks to dust in hot pursuit. The Vikings’ mood is quenched.

The best friends and their dragons can't slow the monster down. Hiccup eyes the clouds above. An idea hits him.

“Lee, do as I do, all right!”

“Okay, I trust you have a plan!”

“Don’t I always…don’t answer that! Okay Toothless, Starchaser time to disappear.”

Toothless and Starchaser pull into a steep climb, heading toward the clouds.

“Come on bud!”

“Go, girl, go!”

The Red Death follows, closing in fast.

“Here it comes!”, warns Hiccup, hearing the gas. Leandra just nods, she is ready.

They narrowly dodge a column of flame and smoke. They reach the low-hanging clouds and pierce them.

The monster follows, immediately losing them in the hampered visibility.

It roars irritably.

From out of nowhere, Toothless dives from the right side, and Starchaser from the left at the huge dragon, blasting and puncturing a hole in each wing.

They are gone again before the dragon can get a shot at them.

Again and again, they dive in, using the clouds to hide and surprise as they puncture the monster's wings.

It bellows in frustration and whirls around, unleashing fire blindly, in all directions.

Hiccup sees the glow of fire cutting toward them.

“Watch out!”, screams Hiccup.

Leandra and Starchaser can dodge it, but the random blast clips Toothless' tail.

It's heavily damaged.

“Oh no!”, shouts Leandra.

“Okay, time's up.”, declares Hiccup. “Let's see if this works.”

He pulls Toothless into a turn. Leandra and Starchaser follow. They fly directly into the Red Death's face, taunting it.

“Come on! Is that the best you can do!?”, calls Hiccup.

“My Abuelo is way fitter than you and he is dead since 10 years!”, joins Leandra.

Toothless and Starchaser utter insults too, and they jackknife into a steep dive. The Red Death pursues.

The Night Furries beat their wings, racing faster than they have ever gone before. Our quartet stays just ahead of the Red Death no longer trying to evade it.

Hiccup glances back to check the tail, it's disintegrating.

“Stay with me, buddy. We're good. Just a little bit longer.”, he whispers to Toothless, so he doesn’t alarm the girls.

The Red Death closes the gap. Hiccup tucks in and hold Toothless steady, Leandra following his example, allowing the monster to set its sights on them.

It narrows its eyes.

“Hold, Toothless.”

“Starchaser, get ready.”

The Red Death opens his mouth. The familiar gas hiss emanates from his throat ignition is coming.

“NOW!”, yells Hiccup and Leandra together.

Hiccup hits the pedals hard as Toothless extends one wing. Starchaser mimics her mate.

They pivot in place, hurtling directly into the Red Death's mouth.

Toothless and Starchaser fire point blank down the monster's throat. Its amassing gas is ignited, backfiring into the monster, erupting in a chain of blasts throughout its body.

Our four burst from the clouds, the Red Death hot on their tail, exploding from within. It glances forward and sees the ground rushing up. It throws open its wings attempting to put on the brakes, but the punctured, damaged wings can't stop its momentum.

As the Red Death chokes on the expanding fireball, he sees Toothless and Starchaser suddenly pull out of the dive, streaking up, past its head.

The Red Death hits the ground, head-first. In the biggest explosion, Leandra ever saw.

Leandra and Starchaser weave through the monster's massive backplates, wings, and flailing legs, the boys behind them. The expanding fireball races toward them, about to swallow them. They manage to clear the obstacles. Leandra sees the monster's massive club tail careening toward them.

Starchaser dodges it with elegance, they are safe!

That’s when Leandra looks behind her for Hiccup and Toothless.

The giant club tail clips Toothless, tearing Hiccup from the harness and sending him tumbling against the backdrop of the fast-approaching fireball. Toothless struggles with all his might to reach the unconscious Hiccup.

But the fireball swallows them both!

“HICCUP!”, scream Leandra with all her might and tries to get Starchaser to fly after the boys. “Star, Star! What’s wrong?! We need to help him!”

But her Night Furry stays stationary in the air, closing her eyes and cooing apologetically to her girl. She won’t risk her life.

“STAR COME ON!”

The dragon just turns her head away. She knows her mate can survive the blast, she just hopes he got Hiccup in time.

Leandra can’t help but cry.

She didn’t makeup with Hiccup and now…now…

Ashes rain down on them. Leandra is flying Starchaser over the island in search of Hiccup and Toothless.

She finds Toothless on the ground his saddle vacant of Hiccup!

“No!”, she shouts and makes Starchaser land.

She runs up to Toothless, looking for Hiccup, while Starchaser nuzzles her knocked-out mate.

“Hiccup!”

“Mister Stoick!”, calls Leandra for Hiccup’s father.

The chief reaches them and puts a hand on her shoulder.

“Lass, are you all right? Where is Hiccup?”

Tears fall down her cheeks.

“I’m fine, but Hiccup…”

Leandra can’t speak anymore. She buries her head in her hands and wails in earnest for her best friend.

Stoick own heart hurts, but he embraced the girl, who had been for years the best friend Hiccup could ask for, and looks defeated at the two Night Furries. Leandra hugs him back with all her might, crying into his shoulder.

The chief might be not her father, but both feel the same pain right now.

“Oh, son...I did this...”, signs Stoick sorrowfully, his own tears falling down his cheeks.

Astrid pushes through the crowd, her eyes welling up. Followed by Gobber. They flank Stoick as he holds the crying Leandra in his arm.

Behind them, a ring of Vikings forms, keeping a respectful distance. As the dust and smoke clear, a ring of wild dragons can also be seen, gathering just behind and between the Vikings.

Toothless stirs and groggily rolls his head toward Stoick. Starchaser lieks her mate’s head, cooing at him.

Their eyes meet.

“I'm so sorry...”, apologizes Stoick to the dragon.

The dragon seems to understand him and unfolds his wings, revealing Hiccup, unconscious, clutched safely against his chest. Stoick's eyes widen.

“Hiccup.”

Stoick lets go of Leandra, who is looking hopeful at his son.

He scoops Hiccup into his arms. Listens to his heart and bursts into relieved laughter.

“He's alive!”, he cries happily. “You brought him back alive!”

The crowd roars. Followed by the dragons. The Vikings look around to find themselves surrounded. Leandra throws her arms around Starchaser who is giving her a big dragon smooch.

Stoick leans close to Toothless, meeting him eye to eye.

“Thank you... for saving my son.”

Gobber looks Hiccup up and down: “Well, you know... most of him.”

Stoick glances back at him. Gobber shrugs, redirecting his eyes toward...

“Dios mio!”, shouts Leandra as she sees it too. She gets her pouch from Starchaser saddle and kneels down beside Hiccup. “I will see what I can do, Mister Stoick!”

Two weeks later Leandra opens the door to her house, her back to the village, and letting Starchaser out.

“Be mindful of his head!”, calls Sigrùn from inside the house.

“I will!”

Leandra turns around. She is wearing a cloth criss-crossed on her body with a tiny bundle on her chest. Softly Starchaser nuzzles the bundle and a tiny tanned hand grabs after her.

“Ah, ah, ah, Ulf. You are way too tiny for a dragon.”, she cooed at the little baby.

Her newborn brother looks at her with big blue eyes, from Sigrùn, and his little tuft of black her, like her papi and her, sways in the calm breeze.

After the battle of the Red Death, a lot happened.

As Leandra with Ulf and Starchaser make their way toward Hiccup’s house, like any day these past weeks to see if he is alright and ready to wake up, she can’t help feeling happy to see the transformed Berk.

Dragons and Vikings get along and live in harmony.

It was crazy.

Even crazier that her neighbors now wanted to hear her opinion on things, mostly dragon related since she is the second first dragon rider in the history of Berk.

And also helping to defeat the Red Death made her now an honorary Viking.

Not that she cared that much about it. Still, it was nice to not be anymore the weird foreigner but the dragon rider Leandra.

But the best thing at the moment was her little brother. Leandra never thought she could have loved her sibling as she did now, but after Sigrùn gave birth to him a week ago, she was armored with Ulf.

Maybe because she helped Gothi bring him to this world and was the one to hold him first, it didn’t matter in the end.

She felt a bit better about her decision to return to Berk.

Oh, she wouldn’t give up on her dream to return one day back to her Abuela, but for now, Berk was okay.

Maybe after Ulf was older, like five, she would go and see the world.

Leandra would make things evolve naturally.

She would know when it was time to go, for real this time.

Hiccup still couldn’t believe what a new world he woke up to as Astrid came up to him to jab him in the arm. He recoils with a grumble.

“That's for scaring me.”, the girl says matter of fact.

“What, is it always going to be this way?”, he grumbles. “Cause I...”

She grabs him aggressively and then kisses him. Hoots and hollers follow.

“... could get used to it.”, he says dreamily with a beating heart.

His dream girl kissed him, wow!

Maybe he was indeed dead.

That’s when a familiar voice calls up: “Hey, get a room you two!”

The other Vikings laugh at this.

Frantically Hiccup searches the crowd for…

“Lee!”, he yells happy, seeing his best friend all right with Starchaser on her side…and a baby strapped on her chest….

Erm, what?

His best friend gives him a soft smile.

It is bittersweet and tears seem to twinkle in her eyes, but as fast it was there, it is like Leandra switched gears and has a teasing smirk on her lips.

“Next time you two should kiss in private, my little brother is too young to see such things.”

“Little brother.”, say Hiccup excitedly and walks over to her. A little tanned baby with blue eyes and a tuft a black hair looks at him. “Aww, he is so cute, Lee.”

“His name is Ulf. Say Hi to your uncle Hiccup.”

She makes the baby wave at him, which makes the whole crowd coo at them.

Hiccup laughs and carefully embraces Leandra, mindful of the baby between them.

“I’m so glad you came back.”, he whispers to her.

He doesn’t see how Leandra fights with her emotions, closing her eyes, a single tear, escaping.

This was the way it was supposed to be. They are best friends and he is with Astrid more.

She could handle her feelings. They would go away one day. Leandra was sure.

“And I’m happy for you, sorry that I was so angry for nothing.”

They let go of each other and Ulf babbles cutely.

That’s when Gobber presents Hiccup with a rebuilt saddle, rigging, and tail.

“Welcome home.”, he simply says to him.

Suddenly, Toothless pounces on the crowd, crushing several unsuspecting Vikings under his weight. Starchaser seems to laugh.

“Night Fury, get down!”

Toothless eyes the new tail excitedly, tongue wagging. Amidst the groans and grumbles, Hiccup, Leandra, and Astrid exchange sheepish grins, while little Ulf waves his tiny hand around.

Leandra sits on Starchaser’s back, Ulf secure on her chest, and looks at Hiccup as he tries out the new tailfin and paddle. Astrid is with her dragon Stormfly between them.

This…is Berk.

Leandra watches how Hiccup and Toothless fly up into the sky, Astrid giving chase after them.

She looks with a resigned smile after them. Starchaser cooes at her in understanding and Leandra wipes a tear away.

With one arm she holds Ulf close to her chest and pets Starchaser’s side to give her the signal to fly.

Vikings and dragons who fought against each other made this little rock now their home. It doesn’t look like much, but I have a feeling it will become something spectacular.

Hiccup and Astrid race their dragons through the village under eaves, over rooftops, down cliff-sides, and between ship masts. It's a high-energy, romantic dance of sorts. Leandra follows them, still looking defeated at them, hugging her baby brother closer to her.

I don’t know how long or how much I’m going to see of this. I know my place is elsewhere. Up here in the sky, I’m truly happy and my unwelcome emotions for my best friend don’t get in anybody’s way.

Hiccup and Astrid’s fellow recruits join them as they take to the open sky, rocketing far above the village. The Northern sky swirls with blazing, multicolored dragons.

Hiccup and Toothless break from the pack, spinning into the blinding sun.

Leandra, Ulf, and Starchaser also break from the pack, but don’t follow Hiccup and Toothless.

They go in the opposite direction, away from them, away from Berk.

Just flying over the ocean.

The black-haired girl cuddles her brother closer and looks determined before her.

At the endless ocean and where it would lead her.

One day, I will leave. I will spread my wings and fly. I will return to my grandma and then…see the whole world. Then the world just got bigger when you ride on a dragon’s back! Endless possibility, endless decision. Only one thing is clear, I can never act on my feelings for Hiccup. Not only would it destroy our friendship, but I can’t be chained even more to Berk. It will be already hard to leave my little brother behind and keep Starchaser from Toothless, I don’t need a partner. I want to be free. More than anything.

With a sign Leandra turns Starchaser back to Berk. Ulf babbles at her and she kisses his tiny forehead.

For now, my place is here…but I will truly find where I belong.

Where Starchaser and I belong.

One day, in the future.

And the first movie is done :D

How much do you hate me right now?

It broke my heart to not make Hiccup and Leandra canon, but I can assure you.

I don’t read HiccupXOC stories for nothing, I was never a fan of Hiccstrid, so that ship will sink.

Just Leandra and Hiccup aren’t ready for each other.

For a lot of reasons, mostly because Leandra doesn’t want to be chainend to somebody she wants to explore and meet new people and not settle down with the first person she loves.

She thinks it is not healthy, since she doesn’t have many choices in Berk for a partner.

She thinks she likes only Hiccup because he is the only one who is her friend.

The same you can say for Hiccup in canon I totally believe that Hiccstrid only works cause both don’t have better choices in a partner. That’s why I stay away from FFs where Hiccup runs away and still gets with Astrid.

Erm no sir, ma’am, person, Hiccup totally would fall in love with someone else cause he would meet people who actually like him for him and don’t need a magical dragon ride to change her mind.

Also, can we talk about how Astrid is clearly a trophy wife for Hiccup? The boy gets at the end of the movie all he wants, the village loves him, his dad too, the girl he likes shows interest and he has friends.

All he ever wanted.

Just like that, cause he showed them dragons were awesome.

Yeah!

Astrid needed even less to suddenly like him.

I hate the Trophy Wife trope with all my being and Astrid who was the whole movie this proud Viking warrior girl deserves better.

So Hiccstrid will sink in the next book and Leandra and Hiccup after they both did a lot of growing and changing will get together.

I want also to add that Hiccup was also a way to forgiven to anybody, the teens bullied him and then they are in the end the best of friends.

Village treated him like shit, it's okay now, they like me.

Hiccup has to work through all of this before he is ready for Leandra.

He needs to understand that this all isn’t actually healthy to forgive and forget like that and only like someone because she is the only VIKING choice the others would accept and you can stomach.

I hope I could explain myself.

We will have Gift of the Night Furries, see what I did there, and then maybe one or two original chapters to touch these points.

To set for the next book which will take in Race to Edge, since Leandra and Starchaser will leave at the end of this book and travel the world and do the growing they need.

Also, 3 years in the future when they are all 18.

Now that I wrote my first smuts I will probably write for Hiccup and Leandra too. .//////.

For everybody who wants to know Hiccandra is their shipname :D

So see you next chapter and I hope I could explain myself and my decisions.

Have a nice day/night, my loves

Next

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 3: First Summon, Gas-Mask, and Drug Dealers, oh my!

You guys 'member when in the last chapter I said how this game would be a full Final Fantasy rip-off if I can summon in the future something?

Well, guess what happened?

At first, me and Leo just enter City Wok, because I got the munchies and wanted to check out the noodle soups of this place.

Somehow we got robbed into beating up a lot of little Mongolian kids in the Tower of Peace since the parents of them have conquered Mr. Kim, the owner of City Wok, the week before.

Then we had to beat up the parents.

I admit I felt kind of like Mulan doing this.

Also, I got a new kickass bow.

Yet, how in the name of Isis, is the whole city involved in the whole LARPing these kids here do?

Anyway, for beating up all the Mongolians, Mr. Kim not only became my Facebook friend, but he also gave me a little Gong so I can call him to beat up my enemies.

Besides bosses.

Since they are too tough.

Again, I ask how this works?

I think I have just to try it, then I will see.

South Park is the weirdest town I ever lived and I have a feeling I haven’t even seen the weirdest shit yet!

After this little adventure, we finally reach Jimbo’s Gun. Behind the counter is a tall chubby man in hunter gear and a shorter guy with sunglasses, who only has one arm.

These two make just only for the looks an interesting duo.

“Well hello there Jimbo and Ned!”, greets Leo cheerfully.

I give them a nod.

“Afternoon gentlemen.”

“Well! What brings you here today? Business or pleasure? Or vengeance?”, ask the chubby guy, which Leo whispers is Jimbo.

“Sweet, sweet vengeance!”, I answer with a maniac chuckle, which only seems to disturb Leo.

Jimbo and Ned just grin.

“You've come to the right place.”, tells me Ned, speaking into a voice box.

He sounds like a robot!

If he had the voice of the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future I would have been sooooo happy. Then again I’m not currently playing a children’s card game and trying to attack someone with Obelisk the Tormenter.

Torment.

“Howdy there!”, Jimbo’s voice shakes me of my thought. “Haven't seen you before. You must be the new kid that moved to town - and you're into huntin', huh?! Well, my boy, you've come to the right place!”

Again, I’m currently Link, but again someone doesn’t see I’m not a boy. Or my cosplay is more than amazing, or there is something in the water that makes the people here stupid.

Well nearly everyone.

I try to correct Jimbo, but against his talking like a raging river, I can’t get a word out.

I only get that he has something against Democrats, wants to sell me a book about hunting here in South Park and oh, he can sell some weapons to me.

At this, my eyes check the counter before us and I see it.

A beautiful katana.

Oh hell yeah, time to get my Demon Slayer game on!

“I want a gas mask, this beautiful Katana, and sure give me this hunting book.”, I tell Jimbo.

“Oh, sure New Kid, but your level is too low for the Katana.”

…What?

“It’s so unfair!”, I cry at Leo, waving the gas mask around.

“We will get the Katana later for you N.K., you just have to level up a bit.”, he reassures me.

We are on our way back to the Security Guard and I can’t even enjoy that I will be ready for this motherfucker because Jimbo and Ned are part of the whole shikt with levels for weapons like us kids.

I want the Katana now!

Not when this whole game is nearly over!

I need to come up with a plan to get it!

Mmh, maybe I can buy it normally if I go to the shop with my normal clothes on…?

Sadly I can’t try it right now, since it’s time to kick someone in the Kuribohs.

I pull the gas mask on my face and command practically: “Leo, you let me handle this. This asshole will feel all of my burning rage!”

“O-Okay.”

So I stalk over to the Security Guard and call: “Hey, pigheaded, dickless, lurd of tard, I’m back!”

He doesn’t waste time to pepper spray again, but this time nothing happens.

I see the fear in his eyes and it is delicious like chocolate.

“What the fuck? Oh NO!”

“OH YES!”

I don’t wait that we get transported to the battleground ala Final Fantasy. I make my promise come true and kick him with all my might in the Kuribos!

Aka. his balls.

He falls down, clutching his jewels, whimpering pathetically.

“Move... along.”

“Never test me again bitch!”

Satisfied at his cowering, I take off the gas mask and smile brightly at Leo.

“Let’s go, little bro.”

Leo looks sympathetic at the Security Guard before he rejoins my side.

“Y-You are really scary big sis.”, mumbles Leo at me, while I ring the doorbell of Token’s home.

“It’s part of my charm.”, I jest.

Well, a bit.

Security Guard had it coming.

The door opens and a black kid opens the door.

…Don’t tell me his name is a goddamn pun-!

“Yeah?”

“Oh yes, hello I’m N.K., you must be Token.”, I say and hand him Cartman’s letter. “I’m the new mage of Kupa Keep and Lord Fatass wants me to fetch all his warriors since the elven took the Stick of Truth.”

“Nice to meet you N.K. I’m surprised that Cartman lets a girl play with us.”

At this Leo and I wince. It’s nice to see there is another person who has eyes in his head, but…

“His chubbiness thinks I’m a dude, so can you…”

“Of course. Hang on a second.”

Token closes for a second the door and after opening it again he is in his Kupa Keep get-up. Wow, he dresses fast!

“Thank you for thy message, traveler! Your secret is safe with me. I shall make haste to Kupa Keep!”, he announces, then turns to his right and calls: ”Mom! Can you drive me to Eric's house?”

And closes again the door.

I shrug my shoulders and mentally strike him from my list.

One warrior recruited, two more to go.

The next warrior recruit (who gets the reference gets a cookie) is a boy named Tweek Tweak, since we can’t simply just go and grab Craig from school and I ask Leo if he is messing with me about his name.

Who names their kid like that?

And why?

Were they on drugs? (No pun indeed)

With any hour passing South Park gets weirder.

Leo assures me that it’s really his name and with a sign I follow him to Tweak Bro. Cafe. A cafe owned by Tweeks family if you didn’t get it. But I’m sure we all here are smarter than Cartman by a mile.

We pass the cinema and I stop Leo by grasping his arm.

“Oh look! They play Asses on Fire 2!”, I squeal happy. “Did you watch the first one?”

“Yeah, I did. You like Terrance and Phillip, big sis?”

As an answer, I start to sing the well known song from the first movie: “Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka! You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true! Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!”

Leo laughs happily and joins me.

“Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long!”

“Suck my balls!”, I end the song happy giggling.

“Oh I wish we could watch it now.”, confesses Leo. “I bet it’s better than the first.”

“Well, I was planning to watch it with my parents. I’m sure you can tag along when we go!”

My little brother lights up like a Christmas Tree.

“Really?”

“I promise!”

I wrap my arm around his shoulder giving him so side-way hug. We continue our way to Tweek Bros Cafe.

“Psst. Pssst, hey. Over here.”

I ignore this weird older dude hiding behind a tree between the cinema and the cafe, I got no time for this shit and enter with Leo the cafe.

The cafe is cute, but the smell of the coffee is a bit strange.

I can’t put my finger on it.

My parents and I are avid coffee drinkers, so I’m familiar with its smell, so this strange smell, makes me frown.

And yes I know I’m 11 I shouldn’t already drink coffee, leave me alone! I need my coffee or I don’t function.

I wanted to get a cup, but this smell turned me away. That doesn’t stop me from going up to the counter to ask for Tweek.

The older gentleman greets me in a calming soothing voice which throws me off a bit.

“Welcome to Tweek Coffee. Coffee made with ingredients supplied by local organic suppliers. It's local coffee. Brewed locally.”

I swore I hear soft background music.

Are we in a commercial?

I blink rapidly to get my bearings back.

“Erm, hello sir, is Tweek here? We want to ask him to play with us.”

“Hello there.”, Mr. Tweak greets me. “If you're looking for Tweek, he's in the back room, unattended. Unattended, like a pristine meadow known only to the wild horses that graze there. Would you like to try some coffee? It's fresh, like a sun-dappled cornfield ready for harvest.”

“Eh no thanks, another time…”

I nearly drag Leo to the backroom to get away from this coffee dealer. It’s just soooooo weird.

In the backroom we find who must be Tweek, wearing a little apron and with a broom cleaning the room.

“AHGHGHGH! How am I supposed to do all this?! There's no way, man! Starbucks has like eight employees! Here it's just me!! GAHGHGH!!”, he talks frantically to himself, twitching here and there.

Oh dear, what is his problem?

I get my answer when I see him chuck down a whole cup of coffee like some Tequilla shot.

He didn’t even blink.

I don’t know if I should give him kudos or be scarred for life.

“Hello, Tweek?”, I call out to him.

The poor boy lets out a shrill shriek.

Ups.

“AHGHGHGH! Who are you?!”

“Sorry didn’t mean to startle you.”, I talk to him in my most calm and reassuring voice. “I’m N.K., new in town and also the new Mage of Kupa Keep. Lord Tub of Lard calls all his warriors to the castle to reclaim the Stick of Truth from the elves.”

He doesn’t stop twitching, even after I had him Cartman’s letter.

“NOW?!?! The guys need me now?! Oh, there's no way man! I have WAY too much to do! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THIS?!”, he screams in my face, shaking me by my shoulders.

“Wowowow, calm down, Tweek. Can Leo and I help you somehow? Maybe we could help you clean.”, I suggested, taking his hands from my shoulders and caressing them gently to help calm him down.

It seems to work since Tweek takes a deep breath to get his thoughts under control.

Well mostly.

He is still twitching and shaking.

“You could go get the four o'clock delivery for me?!”, he asks.” If you do I can finish here and then - and then I'll still have time to play! PLEASE!”

Me and Leo look at each other and he nods.

“Sure thing Tweek. Where is the delivery?”

“It's at Kenny's house - like always! Y-you give them THIS - They'll give you the delivery!”

He gives me a piece of paper.

“PLEASE! Would you?!”

“Consider it done.”

With that Leo and I leave the backroom.

I can’t even describe what I’m feeling when I see where sweet, sweet Princess Kenny lives.

I feel sad and angry on her behalf.

No one should live in a dump like that.

“The princess family doesn’t have much money, huh?”, I mumble, kicking an empty beer bottle away.

Leo hears me anyway.

“Kenny and his family were always poor. He is actually the poorest kid in school.”, he explains to me.

“This sucks.”

“Agree, but don’t pity him, Kenny hates that.”

“I wasn’t going to.”

Still…it hurts me to see this sad excuse of a house and think how cold and dirty it has to be in there.

I wish I could help somehow…

Since we came here on a mission, I ignore my desire to help Kenny and his family somehow and knock on the front door, which probably saw better days. It feels like the door is going to crack under my knocks.

The door opens and a red-haired woman with a green I’m with stupid T-Shirt stands before us.

That’s for sure Kenny’s mom.

She has the same pretty blue eyes as her child, just they seem tired and lifeless. Looking at her, I bet she was once a beautiful young girl, but whatever happened to her made her now look older and defeated.

“What?”, she croaks at us.

“Hello, ma’am.”, I addressed her and hand her the letter Tweek gave me. “We are here to pick up the delivery for Tweek Bro.”

“Oh, this isn't for me. This is for the nice people who are renting the guest house out in the back.”, she explains to me, handing me back the letter and a key to this guest house.

“Thanks for your help ma’am.”

“You are a nice girl, goodbye.”

I admit it makes me feel giddy that Kenny’s mom seems to like me and even can tell I’m a girl. These are some brownie points for her.

Me and Leo make our way to the guesthouse, which is actually a garage, and…yep we are in a junkie hideout.

Awesome, just awesome.

I’m not touching anything in here.

I don’t want to get tetanus or hepatitis or some shit.

“Yeah, yeah. We got the package for Tweek Coffee. You got the envelope?”, say’s one of the three junkies to us.

They are two males and a female.

I swore, I formally feel the drugs and sickness coming from them.

“Uh, these witch doctors must be cooking up a secret potion. I wonder if it's a healing potion...”, voice Leo his thought and I can just stare at him.

Didn’t he get what this person actually are?

How innocent is he?

“Stay close and don’t touch anything.”, I whisper to him before I turn to one of the junkies and hand him the letter. “Here.”

No time for pleasantries, I want to get out of here, before I catch something nasty.

“Hey... that's not the usual kid that picks up the package.”

“Huh? Oh shit. It's a COP!!”

Uh-oh!

Our little adventure in the garage ends with beating up the three junkies and then getting the Tweek Bro delivery ourselves.

Once we are out of the garage, I search in my little backpack for the hand sanitizer I know I have and wash myself and Leo with it as well as I can.

“Nasty, nasty, nasty!”, I shudder. “I don’t want to get any sickness that will eat my brain!”

“Big sis you are rubbing the hand sanitizer in my face! It hurts.”

“It’s for your own good, little bro!”

After what feels like an eternity I’m satisfied and stop cleaning us.

Leo’s face may be red as a lobster now, but he will be thankful later for it.

With that, I drag him back to Tweek Bro Cafe. We hand over the delivery to Tweek, who gives it to his father and Mr. Tweak dumbs it into the coffee.

Yep, I’m never gonna drink that. Now I know why it’s smells so funny, it has drugs in it.

At least Tweek gets permission to play with us.

That makes now two warriors recruited.

We could hand it back now to Kupa Keep but I ask Leo if we can explore the town for a bit.

I mean, the Stick is not going anywhere.

Also, our third warrior recruit is still in detention.

We have some time.

My little brother is okay with that and we start our exploring.

Time to get familiar with my new hometown.

Next

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

I used Google Translate for the chapter title so if someone can speak Japanese it’s not my fault if something is wrong. Also, the title means Pretty Princess Kenny-Chan and pretty mage N.K.-Kun magical adventure. Enjoy the new chapter my loves!

Chapter 5: Kawaī purinsesu Kenny-Chan to kawaī mahōtsukai N.K.-Kun no mahō no bōken

“That’s disgusting!”

“Don’t be a pussy, Douchebag!”

“My name is N.K. when will you learn this fatass?!”

“Hey! I’m your king I command respect from you. Also, I’m not fat I’m big-boned.”

“Could have fooled me.”

“Will you learn now Dragonshout or be a prissy girl about it!”

I stare at Cartman angrily and he glares right back at me.

As it turns out Dragonshout is a powerful fart.

Hell nah, I’m learning that.

It’s like a said disgusting and I don’t want to be known as the fart girl.

“I will rather be a prissy girl than be known as the farting guy.”, I tell him as such. “You can’t force me to learn.”

“Fine be a huge bitch! Don’t come crying back to me to learn it when you realize you need it!”, he shouts back.

I’m in a pickle I feel it. I don’t want to learn this shit, but Lord Men Tittys is so sure that I will need Dragonshout, that I’m starting to have doubts.

I ball my hands into fists.

“I’m sorry my king, if you think I need to learn this magic, then I will.”, I grit out from behind my teeth.

The asshole gives me a huge winning smirk. I feel so dirty, no lie.

“I’m happy you reconsider, Douchebag.”, he says gleefully. “FIRST, you must take the Gentlemen's Oath. You must promise to NEVER, EVER fart on anyone's balls. Okay? Farting on an opponent is necessary, but farting on someone's balls is NOT COOL. Do you understand?”

“Why would I fart on any ones balls? But sure I promise.”

“All right, then, let's begin your training.”

His Largness faces one of the training dummies, while I cross my arms and wonder in what kind of fucked up parallel universe I ended up.

Farts as weapons.

Urgh.

“To conjure Dragonshout, you must first clear your mind and take in a deep breath... through your butthole. Like so. HRRNNGGHH!! Then... let it rumble inside you... and... DRAGONSHOUT!!”

A fart comes out which lets the training dummy sway. Okay…Cartman can make farts so potent that they are like a huge smelly breeze.

And now I should learn this?

I don’t know how this will help me in my quest.

Sadly I can’t back down.

I will not give Cartman this satisfaction.

Gritting my teeth I follow his instructions. It’s so weird feeling the rumbling in my stomach, till I let out a fart.

I can feel how red from embarrassment my face is.

“Is this okay, my king?”, I ask him, praying I don’t need to do it again.

“My god that was... incredible. A man could live a hundred years and never again witness a spell so... boisterous.”, says Cartman in awe. I raise my eyebrow at him. What the fuck? “Could it be that the prophecies are true? Could it be that the Dragonborn has come at last in our hour of need?”

“Dude, this is South Park: The Stick of Truth not Skyrim: Elder Scrolls!”

“Whatever, Douchebag. Now let us try your skill on a REAL opponent. Hey, hey, Princess Kenny, could you come here a sec?-“

“-Oh no, no way in hell, asshole!-“, I yell angrily in between.

He ignores me, giggling to himself: “-Shhh, don't tell him. Okay. Just real quick, Princess Kenny.”

The princess joins us, winking at me. I can’t even enjoy it, knowing what I need to do to her.

This sucks so much!

…Wait maybe I can…?

An idea forms in my mind and I have to hide my smirk.

“All right, you two - SPAR! Sir Douchebag, show Princess Kenny the magical powers I have taught you.”

“Of course.”, I sing-song, while Princess Kenny makes herself battle ready.

I walk up to her, only in the last second to turn around to Cartman and let out a huge Dragonshout in his fat face!

Princess Kenny is howling from laughter, while Lord Wobbly Stomach shouts in anger and disgust.

“WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! YOU SHOULD HAVE USED IT ON HER NOT ON ME! GOD IT’S SO DISGUSTING!”, he screams and coughs.

I cross my arms and cock out a hip.

“That’s what you get for calling me always Douchebag! Now I think I must make haste to save a certain thief from detention.”

With that, I turn around and make my way out of the kingdom.

That’s when Princess Kenny calls for me. I stop and she reaches me. Again it’s really muffled what she says, but I get the most important bit.

“Oh, you will be my buddy for this quest? Awesome! Then let’s go my lady.”

I offer her my arm, which she happily takes.

Together we make our way to school.

Getting to know my fair princess is the best.

I learn pretty quickly that she has a perverted sense of humor and is laid back.

Oh, I dig this.

I dig this so much.

“You should really consider reading hentai as you see it may be drawing but it’s really hot.”, I tell her while I show her some of the hentai pages I have on my phone.

Princess Kenny giggles. “Oh, I see. It is indeed hot! What is this called again?”

“Yuri.”

“Damn girl on girl action is so hot!”

“I know!”

I put my phone back in my pocket, while the princess caresses my arm she is holding on.

“You know I never meet a girl who loves boobs as much as I do.”

“Ah, so you know I’m a girl.”

At this, she gives me a deadpan look and stares pointedly at my breasts.

“N.K., your tits are amazing! I saw them from a mile when you enter Kupa Keep for the first time.”

I can’t help but blush and giggled charmed. I like hearing that. It’s always nice to get compliments. Especially about my body.

I know I’m, for my age, a hot bitch even if I need glasses.

One of my ex-girlfriends, Clara, told me once I have the hot Liberian vibe going on.

Does this make me vain?

Naah, I think I just have sane self-worth and self-loving.

“You are one of the prettiest girls I have met and I meet a lot.”, I flirt. “You are probably also a handsome boy! But I need to ask…are you genderfluid? What pronouns do you prefer?”

For that, I get a confused look from Princess Kenny.

“Huh, what? What is genderfluid?”

Oh…this surprises me.

“A genderfluid person may fluctuate among different gender expressions over their lifetime, or express multiple aspects of various gender markers simultaneously.”, I explain to her. “I thought you might be this since you are a boy, but you dress as a girl and use she/her pronouns.”

“I’m a boy, I just like to play princess…”

I see how she frowns.

“I…I never thought that I could be…more?”

I wrap an arm around her shoulders squeezing her.

“Hey it’s okay, you don’t have to explore this right now. Maybe you just like roleplaying and that’s it or maybe you are genderfluid. It doesn’t matter. I still think you are hot and nice.”, I reassure her.

She looks up at me with big eyes.

“Are you a lesbian or something? I taught you were just playing along.”

“I’m bi, I am attracted to more than one gender. So whatever you are I don’t care. Dick or pussy, I don’t look at the sex. I fall for the character of people, not their reproduction organs.”

This makes her laugh and snuggle up to me.

“First you use crude words like dick and pussy and then go all science-y you are one of a kind N.K.!”

Aww, she is so cute.

I can’t help myself, giving her a kiss on the forehead.

Princess Kenny blushes and cheekily says: “I think you kissed the wrong place.”

She makes us stop. One arm of her gets wrapped around my neck and with her free hand pulls down her hood.

Oh my lord!

Kenny is hot!

Her blue eyes were already magnificent, but her whole face, with the cute nos and the soft rosey lips is just out of this world pretty.

She totally can be a handsome boy and a pretty girl with a face like that.

I wonder why people don’t throw themselves at her feet. Then I remember that she practically wears the parker all the time and I have my answer.

The princess goes on her tippy toes and puckers her lips.

“I think, you wanted to kiss my sweet lips.”

I laugh and wrap my arms around her waist.

I lean down, she closes her eyes and I kiss her….on the cheek.

Kenny lets out a whine.

“Easy there cowgirl.”, I muse, stroking her blonde hair. “If I started to kiss you now I couldn’t stop and sadly we are at school. We don’t have time to make out.”

Sadly.

Surprised Princess Kenny turns around and there is the school behind her.

She lets go of me, crossing her arms. A little huff comes out of her lips.

Smiling at her cute reaction, I pull her hood back on and kiss again her forehead.

“Don’t be like that. I’m sure we will find a moment I can shove my tongue down your throat. Maybe I will even let you touch my boobs.”

I can hear how she moans in despair.

“You are a tease! How can you say such things and then not commit to it?!”

I give her a wink and sauter up to one of the school windows, to see where Craig is.

“That’s part of my charm.”

I hear rapid, angry muffles. I have to fight off the smirk on my face.

I would love to rile her up more, but I need to bust out a thief from detention.

So time to get to work.

I see what must be the cafeteria of the school. Some kids sit on the tables, one in particular is dressed, from what I can see, more medieval. I bet that’s Craig! Overseeing all the kids is a man with a head of a ballon.

I blink surprised.

I never saw someone with a head like that.

It seems like it will fly away any minute.

Princess Kenny joins me and whispers that this is the school counselor Mr. Mackey, currently the evil dungeon overlord who has hall monitors patrolling the school.

I nod in understanding.

Mr. Mackey tries to get Craig to work on his homework, but Craig is already so in his Feldspar character that he rather looks at his watch and tells Mr. Mackey that he will be soon rescued from this tower.

He says it in such a deadpan tone, that I have to snort.

That guy is a number!

At least we get the information that the doors are locked. This means not only do we have to watch out for the hall monitors but probably searching keys to enter.

Oh well, let’s do this.

I take Princess Kenny’s hand and we enter the school.

A lone ginger hall monitor is there to greet us.

Now, I always loved red hair, I get weak knees for redheads, but this one is so not my type. Maybe it’s the acne-like freckles since freckles are normally cute. It turns me off.

“Excuse me, but school is OUT and no students are allowed on the premises until tomorrow at 7:30 am.”, tells the hall monitor.

“Listen here dude.”, I start bored. “I know you just do your job so it’s not your fault, but I and my fair princess need to free the thief, and if you don’t want to get your ass handed to you, be smart and let us pass!”

Princess Kenny nods in agreement.

“I warn you! Stay away from the doors! One step towards those doors and I will be forced to write you up!”, he completely ignores what I told him and get’s even battle ready.

Me and Princess Kenny share a look.

“Let’s kick his ass, my lady?”

“Let’s kick his ass, hot stuff.”

And we do just that.

Defeat and beaten up he lays on the floor and speaks into his Walkie-Talkie: “Officer down, officer down! Send backup! I repeat, Officer down! All hallway monitors to the right hallway!”

“Oh, god dammit!”, comes Mr. Mackey’s voice from the Walkie-Talkie.

“Heeeeere they come.”, sings-songs a nasal voice, who can only be Craig.

“They aren't gonna GET you, Craig! You're not getting out of detention!”

“I'll be out of here in ten minutes.”

I snorted at this and knock out the hall monitor.

“What ya see my princess?”, I ask her. “Do we manage to get thief Craig out in ten minutes?”

Princess Kenny flicks one of her braids over her shoulder and readies her pink bow.

“Oh, I think we will. Lead the way, beautiful.”

I grin at the pet name and open the door to the next hall war. With a bow a gesture to her to go through.

“What a gentleman.”, she purrs.

“I can be anything you want, my princess.”, I flirt back and follow her.

In the hallway more ginger hall monitors await us, they even put up a barricade. I give it to them, that’s smart.

But not smart enough.

I signal Kenny to shoot down one of the loudspeakers, which hits one of the hall monitors on the head. Then I get out a can of hairspray and a lighter I found in one of the houses I ransacked with Leo. With my improvised flamethrower, I destroy the barrier, and the remaining hall monitors get defeated by the huge blast.

Kenny and I high-fived each other and make our way over to the cafeteria door.

Sadly it’s locked.

Okay, real talk, isn’t it kind of too much to lock the door? What if one of the kids needs to pee?

“You're not gonna get through this door. Mkay.”, shouts Mr. Mackey from the other side. “You might as well give up because I have hidden the key somewhere and you'll never find it in my office. Aw, dammit... mkay.”

I laugh and call cheekily back: “Thanks for the tip!”

Now Kenny takes my hand and leads me to where Mr. Mackey’s office is.

I try to open it, but it’s closed.

“Fucking bullshit!”, curses Princess Kenny what I think too.

Let me guess we need a key for that room and before we can get into the office we need another key for another room so we get the one for the office.

It’s really like a dungeon.

And like a dungeon, the next enemy is patrolling the hall we are currently in.

I signal to Kenny to hit the phone with one of her arrows, the hall monitor walks over to it to pick up the ringing phone and I Sparta kick the chairs beside the phone, so they fall on top of the ginger.

Was this unnecessarily brutal?

Yes.

Do I regret it?

No.

We continue and I swerve I hear a ruckus coming from the faculty lounge, but I can’t inspect it since the room also needs a key. 

Dammit!

“We'll need the brass key in order to open this door!”, explains Princess Kenny to me.

“So we need all in all, a brass key, a silver key, and a gold key. Awesome!”, I groan annoyed.

Stupid dungeon mechanic.

Kenny pats my shoulder in comfort.

I smile at her in thanks.

We continue our quest to get the brass key and a motherfucking hall monitor closes the hallway with a metal fence so we can’t go on!

“You little bitch!”, I curse at him.

The hall monitor has the nerve to taunt me: “The protector of the brass key will never surrender!”

…Ha! At least we now know he has one of the keys we need.

Stupid bitch!

Suddenly Princess Kenny goes on her knees and declares: “Your word is the command, my lady.”

“Is this some kind of invitation to make out? Because like I would love to, but I don’t like people watching.”

“No, you adorable horny girl. It’s a game mechanic. You can command your quest buddy to use one of their special ability.”

“Oh! And hey you are probably just as horny as I am, but whatever. Do your thing, Princess.”

And she does.

Her thing is calling over one of the hallway monitors and showing off her naked “breasts”! I bit into my hand to not laugh like crazy.

That’s an awesome ability!

Also, it works.

Charmed the hall monitor opens the fence, ready to touch Kenny’s boobs, only for her to get out a pretty mirror and knock him out with that.

Now I can’t hold back anymore and laugh like crazy.

“That was wonderful!”, I giggle. “Your boobs are the bomb. I doubt my boobs have that kind of power! Kudos, girl!”

Kenny winks at me and I have the feeling she is grinning brightly under her parker.

We make haste to the hall monitor who has the brass key, he has two other hall monitors with him.

“You can take the brass key from my cold, dead hands!”

“If that is what you wish!”, I shout back. “Kenny the bulletin board!”

I hear a muffled agreeing sound and she shots at it. The bullentin board falls down on the other two hall monitors.

Only the one with the brass key remains.

We take care of him fast.

“More officers down!”, whimpers the defeated hall monitor in his Walkie-Talkie. “We're taking heavy casualties out here!”

“Dammit, you hallway monitors need to stop playing around!”, responds Mr. Mackey annoyed.

“He's got the brass key! He's some kind of Dragonborn!”

“Now, look, this is detention time, not time to play Dungeons and Dragons! And besides, he's never gonna get inside here because to open the door, you need the gold key and the only way to get the gold key is by getting the silver key, mkay, which even if he HAS the brass key, he still hasn't made it past the boss level. Mmkay.”

And here I thought Mr. Mackey wasn’t part of our RPG.

Whatever.

With the brass key, I knock out the hall monitor.

“Oh yeah, we are kickass!”, I declare.

Princess Kenny agrees full heartily. We can now open the faculty lounge. In it, we find at least four ginger hall monitors and a poor brown-haired boy who saw better days.

Me and Kenny use the environment around us to defeat the evil hall monitor and get to the brown-haired boy.

Since he clearly needs it I had him a health potion.

“Thanks, I thought I was a goner! There were too many of them. They were too strong, their hair too red...”, shudders the brunette boy.

I wave it off.

“It’s all right. We helped with pleasure.”

He gives me a silver key. Surely the one we need!

“Maybe you can take this silver key and find the gold key. You can succeed where I have failed! Free Mackey's prisoners!”

With that, he leaves us.

I shrug my shoulders and take the hand of my fair princess.

“We are nearly done, let’s go.”

Kenny nods and we return to Mackey’s office. This time we can open it thanks to the silver key.

The gold key is found fast and Kenny uses her bow to shoot it down from the shelf.

“The gold key!”, she cheers. “Now we can go rescue Craig!”

“This means this stupid dungeon is nearly done!”, I celebrate.

We make haste back to the cafeteria.

As I’m about to open the door I hear a male voice say: “That's far enough, intruder!”

I turn around.

A ginger hall monitor, clearly a year older than me, tougher looking than the other ones stands before Kenny and me.

Protective I stand before my Princess, while she grips with both hands one of my arms.

“Where's your hall pass?”, he asks.

“I don’t need one. Technically I still don’t go to this school and my Princess has diplomacy immunity!”, I shot back, trying to appear tough, even if I’m sweating from nervousness.

Big ginger hall monitor heard apparently only the part that we don’t have one.

“No hall pass? Then it's time to write you a referral.”

That motherfucker gets out a dodgeball on a stick, making it a mace.

Holy cow!

He means business.

“Oh, yeah, that's the boss.”, calls Mr. Mackey from behind the cafeteria doors. “Good luck fighting the boss, mkay. You still think this is a game, young man?”

And another one who thinks I’m a boy! Yippie!

I can’t even get really mad about it, since the big ginger hall monitor calls also for back-up.

This is going to be a tough fight, but Mage N.K. and pretty Princess Kenny won at the end!

Grinning I open the door to the cafeteria and shout: “You are free my babes!”

“Yay!”, all cheer happily.

Together we run all out of school, Mr. Mackey behind us waving his fist and cursing: “DAMN YOU CRAAAAAIG!”

“Wuhu! That was awesome!”, I cheer and pick up Princess Kenny to twirl her around.

She laughs and hugs me back. “You were amazing, noble Mage!”

“Thanks for busting me out, kid.”, say Craig glad. “Who are you?”

“My future spouse!”, purrs Princess Kenny. She has her arms wrapped around my arm, snuggling up to me.

I blush and giggle.

“I’m the new kid and also the new Mage of Kupa Keep my name is N.K.”, I introduced myself to Craig. “Nice to meet you noble thief.”

He gives me a nod.

“Does Cartman know you are a girl or is it a secret?”

“A secret, please keep it for yourself.”

“No problem, mage. Can’t wait to see Cartman’s stupid face when he learns you are a girl. This will be so hilarious.”

“Let’s hope it will be in the distant future.”

“Oh well, I'm heading to Kupa Keep. See you there I guess.”

And with that, he leaves.

“Well we should go to.”, I tell Kenny, who is still hugging my arm to herself.

“Right, but first…”

Kenny pulls her hood down, then takes my face in her hands and pats her eyelashes at me.

“You deserve a reward for all the hard work you have done.”

She looks pointedly at my lips. I can’t help but blush, yet I wrap my arms around her waist and lean down, while she goes on her tippy toes.

“I gladly take any reward you want to give me, my princess.”

For that, I get a brilliant smile and not a second later a pair of soft lips against mine.

Oh yes, this is the best kind of reward!

Next

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 10: How to Sneak in on a super-secret government Meeting

I had time today and thought let’s write this chapter in one go! It’s a bit short, like Chapter 9, but these two chapters are there to set up things for the next big chapter, chapter 11.

I still hope you enjoy it!

Apparently having cig and coffee on me and looking Goth, isn’t enough for my dark-spirited friends.

It’s a frame of mind, I sadly lack.

It’s been against society's rules, which I don’t.

Being born a girl in a patriarchy and being bi in a queerphobic land isn’t enough.

This hurts me.

Deeply.

Is this Goth enough or too sarcastic?

Anyway, to prove I’m goth I have to go to the big PTA meeting in the community center, walk right into the middle of that meeting and tape this wonderful sign with written on it “Fuck the conformists!” to their table.

What one due’s for their plans…

So I make my way there all alone since my co-conspirators against King Big Ass are all busy with preparations for our plan.

The PTA meeting is a bomb to go off any second as I walk in. The adults literally talk over each other. They are angry, all right.

I feel kind of awkward standing so randomly there with my stupid sign and even more stupid Goth clothes.

I’m thinking about how to best tap the sign on the table and take the photo, as proof, without anybody seeing me when I hear Mr. Mash saying my name: “Thank you for coming, N.K. Everyone, this is the girl whose family just moved to town.”

A lot of preps stared at me.

I put up my middle finger at them.

No of course not, I waved awkwardly at them, but I got you all for a second, hehe.

“We've become very close friends.”, tells Mr. Marsh everybody. “This child and I witnessed something last night, and I'd like you to hear her story. Go ahead, kiddo.”

I blink.

What happened again last night?

Oh yeah, the space adventure.

“Some alien fuckers kidnapped us to probe us in the ass. Me and my best friend saved anybody on this ship and you Mr. Marsh just left us there.”, I deadpan.

No way, I gonna tell them, we girls crashed the UFO.

“N-Not really what I meant, kiddo.”, awkwardly Mr. Marsh rubs his neck.

It’s still for a few seconds.

“This is a waste of everyone's time!”, shouts a brown-haired man…I think it’s Leo’s dad. “If the PTA isn't going to do something about Taco Bell taking over then the rest of us parents will!”

“YEAH!”

“THAT'S RIGHT!”

 “Let's go!”

“COME ON!”

Following Leo’s dad all, besides the PTA members, leave.

Well, that could have gone better for them.

Not my problem.

I have to fulfill my quest.

As I’m about to tap my sign on the table, Mr. Marsh runs up to me and takes it from my hands.

“Look, I know how you're feeling, ok? But this isn't gonna solve anything. We've got to get inside that "Taco Bell" and find out what's really going on. Help me with that and I'll help you with this.”, promises Mr. Marsh.

“What do you want?”, I ask frowning. “That I do it like a Ninja and break in and search for some dirt on "Taco Bell"?”

“Exactly!”

He can’t be serious!

“I saw you on the ship - you have pretty good control over your farts and you have your Magical Girl Powers!”

….Magical what Girl powers?!

Heh?

What does he mean by that?

Last I checked I’m not Sailor Moon.

If I was Sailor Moon I would be soooo happy.

“Meet me in the bathroom. It's time for you to learn some REAL power.”

Still confused about what Mr. Marsh meant, I follow him to the bathroom.

And I need to learn a new fart technic.

Okay, I get that it’s useful, but still, bah!

Anyway, I master it and Mr. Marsh sends me off to my new quest.

Quests for quests and no end in sight.

Stupid game mechanics.

Frowing with crossed arms I stand before "Taco Bell".

I saw with my own eyes how a man got shot in the head just for asking questions.

Mr. Marsh was right.

It’s more than just to hide the fact that this "Taco Bell" is on UFO. This rip-off Man-in-black are hiding something.

I feel it.

It’s too dangerous to break in alone.

I need backup.

So I try to get someone to join me.

All besides Tammy are busy with preparations, but she tells me Stan can come along if we first help him with something.

This something is to get his phone back from his older sister.

Another quest?

Sure why not.

Not like I already have 30 or so!

Signing, I make my way back to the Eleven Kingdom.

“Your sister is a crazy nasty bitch!”, I tell Stan, as I, he, and Tammy make our way to "Taco Bell".

“Disgusting, absolute, disgusting!”, adds Tammy, checking her new cool fighter armor, courtesy of the elven, for any menstrual blood.

Yes, you read right.

Stan older sister used as attack bloody tampons on us!

“I’m sorry, girls, but imagine living with her 24/7!”, apologize Stan. “At last I have my phone back, really again, thank you.”

“Your welcome, but next time warn us.”, I make clear.

Finally, we are back at "Taco Bell" and I use Sneaky Squeaker, I fucking hate that I have to use it, to lead the two heavy armor soldiers away from the entrance.

Tammy sends me I look and I shrug just.

I know it is nasty, but we don’t have other means.

With the soldiers busy being distracted by the fart we three Ninja our way in.

“This place doesn't really look like a Taco Bell.”, points Stan out.

“It isn’t.”, answers Tammy. “It’s a UFO and they build a Military complex around it.”

“How do you know that?”

“You don’t see the giant UFO?”

“Also, it may be that Tammy and I got abducted by aliens last night and had to fight our way out of it.”, I add.

Stan just stares at us and lets out a long okay.

I have a feeling he saw and heard weirder shit in his life.

Must be a South Park thing.

Anyway, there is a lone soldier whom I lead with Sneaky Squeaker to the electrocuted puddle of water and then use my alien probe-thingy to teleport us to the roof.

We crawl all in the air conduction. After a few seconds, we find a meeting room full of people. We stop and listen.

“...but so far we have been unable to stop the UFO from leaking the toxic waste.”, say’s one of the Men-in-Black. “We've contained all we can but there are no guarantees an outbreak will not occur.”

An older man with an eye patch asks: “And does the alien liquid appear to have the same effect as... last time?”

Suddenly I feel how I shiver and my heart starts to race.

That voice…

I heard it somewhere before…

And if I look more at the Eye-Patch-Grandpa…the more I’m sure I saw I somewhere before.

I don’t like this feeling.

“I'm afraid so.”, answer him Men-in-Black. “When the alien waste reacts with organic material on Earth it turns things into... Nazi zombies.”

A window opens and a man in a Hawaii shirt is in a room behind it, walking really like a zombie and shouting in German.

…I’m imagining things or does he sound like Hitler?!

 “Nazi zombies, what a cliché!”, whispers Tammy.

Stan and I nod, and even the government guys are so done with this too. How often did they encounter this to be so dull about it?

Eye-Patch-Grandpa walks over to a whiteboard which has a drawing of South Park on it and explains to his men and woman: “All right, we're going to have to completely obliterate EVERYTHING in a three-block radius. Find locations for the bombs and bury it all. Then make up a fake story about an earthquake. We can contain the outbreak this time if we act quickly enough. Let's MOVE!”

All stand up to get out of the room.

Suddenly one of the government guys turns around.

He points at a little record on their table.

“Everything we've just talked about has been recorded onto this tape. I'm going to leave it alone here for a few minutes, then come back later and have it encrypted and locked away so nobody ever hears what was said in this meeting.”

“Yes. Good idea.”

With that, all leave the room.

“Well, how practically for us. That’s exactly what the PTA wants.”, I whisper to my friends.

Tammy and Stan nod.

“Adults are so stupid.”, points Stan out.

We start to crawl again, to find a way out of the air conduction.

I’m the first to jump out of it…at the same time as the Nazi Zombie breaks free and kills the soldiers before me!

Oh shit!

Stan, Tammy, and I need our collected forces to kill this overused cliché, but we manage.

“Oh my god! Why?!”, shouts Tammy.

“You guys stay here.”, I tell them. “I get the record and then we get out of here!”

“Hurry, dude!”, pleads Stan.

Fast I snatch the record up and then we three run out of the military complex.

What we see and encounter on our way back to the Elven Kingdom is fucking nuts.

The Nazi Zombies already spread!

So much for containing them!

I hope the adults can at least stop somehow the plan at bombing South Park.

Tammy decided to go with me to the PTA meeting, but first Jimmy ask us if we can help him get a flute.

Seems like we have to do some quests first.

And I still need to place Al Gore’s little machine underground.

The PTA can wait for a bit.

“Okay, we fought Nazi-Zombie-Cows to get Jimmy the flute, beat up an ex-vice president, then him again dressed up as ManBearPig and we meet a talking Christmas shit and his family.”

“Don’t forget all the hobos and Nazi Zombies we beat and/or killed up, Tam.”

“How can I when the Nazi Zombie cat nearly scratched me?! Do you think they can give rabies too, N.K.?”

“I sure hope they don’t.”

Yeah, as you can see Tammy and me had quite the adventures.

On one side it was good because we both level up and Tammy got with any fight better in our RPG, on the other side we both are stressed out.

And we still have our big plan for Cartman, when we just wanna chill and maybe watch a movie and eat some junk food.

At least, not only we gave the record to the PTA, but we also got the goddamn picture the Goths want, and after showing them how Goth I can dance, drink my coffee, and smoke they agree to participate in the RPG!

Yeah!

All is coming perfectly together.

Tammy and I hug each other before Cartman’s house.

Now we must separate before we can rejoin sides again.

“Good luck, with Cartman, sis.”, wishes me, Tammy. “I will see you on the other side.”

“I will see you on the other side.”, I repeat and we hug each other tight.

With that, I enter Kupa Keep.

First I see how Princess Kenny gives me a wink and a nod.

Okay, this means on her side all is according to plan.

Leo gives me a thumbs up, while I see how Token, Tweek, Craig and even Scott nod at me.

Awesome, they are on board too!

“My king.”, I call for Fatass. He is surely in the war tent. “I’m back with good news.”

King Chubby steps out of the war tent, a smile on his face.

“Ah, you have returned!”

“Yes, my lord. The Goths are on our side.”

“Awesome, come, Sir Douchebag, it is time to summon our forces! Simply call them here and your dedication to Kupa Keep will be complete! Climb the signal tower, Sir Douchebag. Call forth your new recruits!”, commands Cartman practically.

If all goes to plan this will be one of the last times he will give me a command.

I play my part.

I climb the carton tower and send with my phone a message to the Goth Kids.

When I climb down again, Cartman calls out: “Everyone gather around!”

We do as he says.

“While the rest of you have been picking your respective arses, Sir Douchebag has gone out and brought help to our kingdom.”, berates them Cartman. All play their role, looking disappointed at themselves. “Sir Douchebag, it is time to give you a title worthy of your deeds.”

“Will you finally use my real name?”, I ask with pretended hopefulness.

“I have something better! By the power of Mandaloth, third-born of the Redguard, and by the glory of Christ, I hereby anoint thee -- COMMANDER DOUCHEBAG! With all the rights and privileges accompanied therein!”

“Goddamit, Fatass is N.K. so complicated!”

And again I get ignored.

“Eric! ERIC!”, runs up Leo to us. He sends me a quick wink. This means we and the elven are ready for our plan or should I say trap for Cartman. “We know where the elves are hiding the Stick!”

“What? Really?”

“We just intercepted their messages on Twitter!”

“You mean you shot down their message raven.”

“R-right - w-we shot down their raven a-and the evil Elf King ha-has hidden the Stick inside his desk at school!”

“Of course! Kyle hid it in his desk! CITIZENS OF KUPA KEEP! WE KNOW WHERE THE ELVES ARE HIDING THE STICK! I told you they were cheating! NOW WE SHALL MARCH ON THE SCHOOL AND MAKE THE HALLWAYS DRIP WITH ELVEN BLOOD!”

“HUZZAH!”, we all shout.

It’s time to get this show on the roll!

Cartman will not get what hit him.

I’m already laughing inside gleefully imagining his stupid face.

He will pay for being such an enormous bastard to anyone!

I used JRPG Heroine: Dragon Master dress-up game for Tammy’s outfit. She has a purse with her since her class is a fighter and she fights like Tifa Lockheart from Final Fantasy. In the purse are things like smoke bombs or glitter to give a status effect on the enemy or stun them.

Next

Making Waves : The End

You are a young mermaid, not ready for your adult responsibility when you find a secret underwater tunnel that leads to a secret cove. You couldn’t imagine how your life was going to change because of it. HiccupXMermaid!Reader

Chapter 9: A Snoggletog to remember

A few months later the winter arrived on Berk.

All was under the pretty white blanket of snow. Making the village look magical.

You experienced for the first time snow on land and it had been a hoot. You, Hiccup, and the gang had actually a snowball fight or more of a war the other day as you admitted that you never have done something like this before.

Of course, the guys had been mindful of you, you were nearing the end of your pregnancy, and the baby could be born any day now. That didn’t mean you hadn’t waterbend waves of snow at them.

It had been an amazing day.

You and Hiccup even build a little snowman family before your house with a dragon, symbolizing you two with your to-be-born baby and Toothless.

The dragon had cooed at his snow doppelganger. He seemed pretty happy with it. Toothless was such a sweetheart.

But right now, he was been a little pest.

It was early morning, you and Hiccup cuddled up under the blankets of your bed and groaned together at your dragon who banged on your rooftop.

“Don’t go!”, you whine to Hiccup, embracing him by the shoulders, your huge stomach didn’t allow for more.

“You know he won’t stop till I go flying with him.”, he reminded you, giving your forehead a kiss. “You know I would rather stay here with you in the warm, but Toothless is family too.”

“Of course. I just miss flying with you guys. Till the baby is born, I can’t come with you.”

Hiccup placed a lot of kisses on your face, while he caress your stomach. You giggled cutely under the affection gesture.

“I speak for Toothless and me, that we miss flying with you too, but remember, Gothi said one week or two more weeks tops, then our little bundle of joy should be born.”

“All right, all right.”, you hummed.

Your lips found each other sweetly.

“Now go, before Toothless storms into the room.”, you tell him playfully.

Hiccup steals another kiss and gives your stomach one too before he gets dressed to meet Toothless outside.

You sign happily.

Who would have thought this would be your life one day?

To say you are happy would be an understatement.

You caressed your stomach and decide to get some more sleep. You fall asleep again with a small smile.

The snow follows your hands moved gracefully, you arch and spin how much you can with your pregnant belly and create beautiful snow sculptures around the village plaza.

The little children are oh-ing and ah-ing at you. You smile at them and bend the snow so that it falls down on them in snowflakes. The little Viking children laugh, trying to catch them with their tongues.

You feel all warm seeing the joy in their eyes.

You can’t wait when you can play with your child like this.

“Good job, [Y/N].”, you hear Astrid say to you. She comes up behind you and wraps an arm around your shoulders. Stormfly, her trusted dragon, noises delicately your stomach.

You lean on her and pet Stormfly’s snout.

Who would have thought that after the first time you meet, you both were now good friends?

“You and Stormfly did a great job with the tree and the shields too.”, you compliment them.

“Well done. Well done, all of you!”, you hear your father-in-law call out to you all. Gobber is with him. “I've never thought I'd live to see this day. Peace on the island of Berk. This will surely be the greatest holiday, we've ever seen!”

Everybody, human and dragon, cheer happily.

Suddenly all the dragons start to get tense, Stormfly even stops cuddling Astrid and you.

“What the...?!”, wonders Stoick, like all of you.

What is going on?

The sky of Berk is filled with dragons of all kinds.

“What in Thor's name?!”, adds Gobber.

One of the village Monstrous Nightmares let out a loud roar, which the other village dragons answered, and one by one they start to take off and join the other dragons in the sky!

You and Astrid hold each other by the arms.

“Where's Hiccup?”, asks Astrid.

Since he was the first dragon rider, she logically thinks he knows the most about dragons.

“He is flying with Toothless.”, you answer her. “They should be back soon!”

That’s when also Stormfly decides to join the flying dragons.

“Nonono! Don't leave, Stormfly, don't go! Please?”, begs Astrid her Nadder, but her dragon doesn’t listen to her.

You hold Astrid’s shoulders in comfort and look around worried. You also don’t know what this all means. Dragon and merpeople have been friends since forever, but you never experienced this or heard about this from the Elders of the coven.

Finally Hiccup and Toothless land back on the island. Your husband jumps from his dragon, while you waddle up to him.

“Hiccup!”

“[Y/N]!”

You take each other hands.

“Hiccup! What's going on?”, comes Astrid after you. “Where are they going?”

The whole villages assemble around you guys. Questions get asked left and right.

“Why did they leave?”

“What's happening?”

“Will they ever come back?”

“Stop! Wait!”, Hiccup asks for room to breathe.

“One after another.”, you suggest.

Thankful Stoick comes for you.

“Calm down! Give him a chance to speak! Hiccup, where are all our dragons going?”

Your husband looks sad at his father, while you squeeze his hand.

“Dad... I don't know.”

There you hear how it seems that Stormfly is trying to encourage Toothless to fly with them away, but your dragon of course can’t because of his tailfin.

A while later the whole village is at the Great Hall.

You are sitting on a chair, Hiccup beside you holding into your shoulders, you holding one of his hands and rubbing with the other your stomach. The baby seems to feel the sad and nervous energy and is kicking you.

The gang is around you two and you all listen to what the older Vikings discuss.

“Where'd they go?!”

“Snoggletog is ruined!”

“It's not ruined!”, contradicts your father-in-law. “We're Vikings! We've been perfectly happy celebrating without dragons for generations! And there's no reason we can't do it again! Now we don't know where they've gone off to. But we have to have faith that they'll be back again soon. Am I right?”

“You're right, we are Vikings! We are tough!”, agrees Gobber with him, while not really looking Viking-like with all the shiny bells and baubles attached to his arm and helmet. “Most of the time...”

It’s like you all agreed on, you and the gang walk out of the Great Hall, in the meantime, Gobber tries to get the other Vikings to sing Snoggletog songs.

Out in the streets, you hold into Hiccup’s arm and walk with the gang in a line.

“That was depressing...”, says Ruffnut, what you all thought.

“I know! I was looking forward to spending the holiday with Stormfly.”, signs Astrid sadly.

Strangely Fishlegs is whistling a happy tune. What is up with that?

“What are you so happy about?”, wonders Tuffnut too. “Don't you miss Meatlug?”

“Me? Oh! Yeah!”

Fishlegs lets out the fakest sobs you ever heard.

“I miss him so much!”

Not a second later he wishes you all a good night and formally runs home.

With your free hand, you point at him.

“I’m not the only one who thinks this was fishy.”

Agreeing nods from everyone.

“I’m with, mermaid-girl.”, expresses Snotloud.

Yeah, he never stopped calling you that and probably wouldn’t. Not that it got on your nerves.

“I've got an idea!”, tells you Astrid suddenly excited. “Let's come up with a bunch of new holiday traditions! You know, to bury the sadness!”

Ruffnut, Tuffnut, and Snotlout groan at that.

“Actually, Astrid might be on to something.”, states Hiccup.

You nod.

“Keeping our minds occupied can help us till the dragons return.”

Tuffnut scoffs: “Easy for you two to say. Your dragon can't go anywhere without you. One of you needs to fly him always.”

At this, you and Hiccup look for Toothless and find him on a cliff looking pretty sad.

Your poor sweetheart…

“Must be nice.”, adds Ruffnut sarcastically.

You and Hiccup look helpless at each other. What could you do for Toothless?

After you both retire to your home, you both brainstorm together. That’s when Hiccup gets a brilliant idea and you applaud him.

The next day you sit on a chair watching your husband working on his idea in the blacksmith stall.

“[Y/N], Hiccup!”, you hear Astrid call for you two.

“We are here, Astrid!”, you call back.

Your friend enters the blacksmith stall with a tablet with two mugs on it which smell disgusting! You wrinkle your nose.

Whatever that is you wouldn’t taste it!

“Here.”, she hands you both a mug. “Happy holidays, from me to you both, or three should I say.”

She makes a kissy face at your stomach, which makes you giggle and rub your belly.

“Thank you, 'Strid!”

Hiccup thanks her too and when she turns to him to see what he is working on you fast throw the beverage away. You wouldn’t have your future child taste that!

“What are you up to, Hiccup?”

“Okay, you're gonna think I'm crazy, but me and [Y/N] just couldn't stop thinking about what Tuffnut said last night. Toothless can’t come and go like the other dragons, and that's just not fair. We were up all night and I think I found a way to fix that.”, explains Hiccup to her.

He shows Astrid the new tail fin and takes a sip of the Yaknog. Realizing how disgusting it tastes, he's unable to swallow. You bite your lip to not start laughing out loud. You should feel bad for your husband, but his face is just hilarious!

“No way! You built him a new tail?”, gasp Astrid surprised. “So he's gonna be able to fly without you or [Y/N]!”

“Hmhm!”

“Wow, what a great gift!”

“Hmhm...”

“What if he never comes back?”

“Mh...”

That’s when your amusement turns into dread. Toothless, your sweetheart, never to return to you and Hiccup?

“What am I saying? Of course, he will!”

“Mhm!”

“Well, I'm going spread some more holiday cheer! See you guys later!”

With that Astrid runs off again. Once she gets far enough away to not notice, Hiccup spits the Yaknog onto the floor.

Now you can’t help but laugh.

“You could have warned me!”, he growls playfully to you.

“And miss the show? Now you know how I feel with morning sickness, Mister!”

Hiccup and you walk to your house with the new tailfin, where already Toothless is on the roof jumping up and down, dislodging shingles.

“Toothless! Come on down, bud, we have got something for you.”, your husband calls to him up.

The dragon leaps down and approaches. He sniffs, curious.

“What do you think, sweetheart?”, you ask him.

He is more interested in what Hiccup's holding than what you guys say, follows the fin as Hiccup tries to line it up with his tail.

“Would you just settle down? Toothless, come on bud, let me get this on you.”

“Be a good boy.”, you join and hold his snout in your hands.

Toothless croons at you in question, while your husband closes the latches on the fin.

“Yeah, you are going to love this. Okay?”, tells him Hiccup.

For the time being Toothless seems really confused about what he has now on his tail. He roars, swinging his tail around wildly.

You and Hiccup try to calm him down.

“Easy sweetheart! It’s nothing dangerous! Just stay calm!”

“No, no! Toothless, stop. Please, wait. Toothless, please!”

The tail unfurls by itself. Toothless freezes, wide-eyed. He tests the new tail, gears whirring as he sweeps his wings in and out.

“There you go.”, says Hiccup. “See? Got it?”

Toothless stares deeply into Hiccup's eyes, a kind of animal communication both familiar and feral. Hiccup stares back. You look confused between the boys.

What is going on?

Questioning Hiccup says the dragon’s name, when Toothless turns, push off the ground and into the sky!

Hiccup and you watch shocked as he files away and disappears into the clouds.

Three days.

For three days Toothless was missing.

You and Hiccup were worried to death.

And Hiccup even more so because you were pregnant and the stress was not good for the baby.

That’s why you visit this early Gothi to do a quick check-up on you. You let Hiccup sleep in. He didn’t catch any sleep over the last three days worrying about anything.

The old Viking woman told you to relax, with the baby all was good, but you wouldn’t make the situation better by worrying over Toothless so much.

But you couldn’t help it.

You loved Toothless too.

Yet you would try it for your child.

Signing you sat at one of the piers of the village looking into the ocean. How you wished to take a dive and visit your parents, yet it was forbidden to change forms when one was pregnant.

It was not good for the unborn child.

That’s when you see a familiar Gronkel having a very familiar passenger on him flying over you.

“Hiccup?!”, you shout surprised and stand slowly up. “Where are you going?!”

“I have no idea...!”, he shouts back.

“Meatlug!”, the familiar voice of Fishlegs shouts. You turn in his direction. “What about presents? Hey!”

Curious about what Meatlug was still doing here on Berk and what Fishlegs had to do with it, you waddle up to his shed.

The others are here too and Astrid seems to scold Fishlegs.

“You can't believe him? You kidnapped your dragon!”

“That makes it sound so mean.”

You rub the spot where your baby is kicking you and turn to Snotloud.

“What’s going on?”, you ask.

“Apparently Fishlegs hold his own dragon prisoner so he couldn’t fly away, mermaid-girl.”

“Damn!”

“Guys!”, shouts Tuffnut for all of your attention.

He and his twin are kneeling before a haystack. They seem to have found something interesting.

“Whoa, Meatlug barfed up a pile of rocks!”, yells Fishlegs surprised as the twins step back.

Lying in the hay are a dozen or so small, blue, rocky spheroids. Astrid grabs one and holds it up.

“You're such an idiot. Those aren't rocks. Your dragon laid eggs.”, corrects him Ruffnut.

“Hey, wait.”, calls Astrid in between. “I bet that's why the dragons left. To lay their eggs.”

“That makes actually a lot of sense. A lot of animals wander to different places to have their young. Why not dragons too.”, you agree, a finger on your lip, thinking out loud.

“But boy dragons don't lay eggs.”, disagrees Fishlegs what Ruffnut said.

“Yeah, your boy-dragon is a girl-dragon.”

“Okay. That actually explains a few things.”

You snort quietly at this. Did Fishlegs never check Meatlug’s gender?

Astrid pops up in front of you guys and dashes off.

“Hey! Everyone's missing their dragons, right?”, ask Astrid rhetorically.

Snotloud groans at this: “Ugh, here it comes.”

You hit his side with your elbow and he whines and rubs at the hurting spot.

Astrid snags a ribbon and wraps it around the egg.

“I've got an idea. It'll be another new Snoggletog tradition!”

She presents you with the Gronkel egg with the pretty red ribbon around it, like a gift. She explains to you all her plan and you can’t help to get excited.

This sounds so wonderful.

So you and the gang sneak out of the shed, arms full of Gronckle eggs with red bow ties. You break apart, each heading for a different section of the village.  Each of you sneaks into a Viking home and places your eggs in an empty Snoggletog helmet.

After you have finished you all meet up at the village plaza.

“Wasn't this a great idea?”, asks you, Astrid.

“Uh-huh. Everyone is gonna be so surprised!”, answers her Fishlegs.

Suddenly you all hear a loud explosion.

Before you can even wonder what it was a baby Gronckle bursts through a nearby door in a ball of fire, hitting Fishlegs on the head and knocking him back.

“Surprise!”, yells Snotloud cheerily to the fallen Fishlegs.

You all crowd around the little baby Gronkel, while Snotloud and the twins coo at it, you and Astrid stare at the baby and then at each other.

“The eggs explode?”, you say together shocked.

A second Gronckle bursts out of an attic. Another one through a house's roof.

“The eggs explode!”, you both scream.

This will not end well!

And you will be right because the exploding eggs spread fire and chaos among the whole village. Vikings run, yelling, from their houses, into the town square.

“I'm sorry! Sorry!”, apologizes the blond.

“We didn’t know!”, you add and twitch at another explosion with flying baby Gronkel.

A ball of fire bursts through a roof, leaving a giant hole. Another Gronckle soars past the tip of the Snoggletog tree, setting it alight.

“Save us!”, one of the Vikings yells.

One by one, as if on a timer, three houses explode in a row. Gronckles crash through the Snoggletog tree, ripping off wood and lighting giant patches of fire.

Astrid and you are paralyzed with fear. The others watch in awe.

“Awesome.”, declares Ruffnut.

“Wow.”, comes from her twin brother.

“This is your best idea yet!”, compliments Snotloud Astrid.

Your father-in-law and the other Vikings crowd around the Snoggletog tree, which is slowly burning to the ground.

“What in Thor's name is going on?!”, Stoick demands to know.

“The eggs explode.”, you and Astrid explain together again.

The final egg explodes in a house behind you.

Astrid and you wince.

This was a catastrophe!

A dozen or so baby Gronckles lie sleeping beside a house. Vikings are walking across the town with wood and supplies, helping each other clean up.

You also helped and dosed all the fire you could find with ice.

That is the last you could do for being partially responsible for the destruction of your home.

You sign and look into the night sky.

You wonder where Hiccup is and when he is coming back.

You would really like to get a hug from him.

At this moment you see a dark figure appear from behind the clouds. Wondering you join the other Vikings who are all in the plaza and try to see who it is.

It's the mast of a Viking ship. Held up by hundreds of flying dragons. And piloted by a very familiar Viking.

“Hiccup! It’s Hiccup!”, you yell happily seeing your husband well.

“And our dragons!”, adds Astrid excited.

The crowd cheers. The ship drops lower and lower in the sky until it crashes down onto the icy ground of Berk. The ship scrapes to a stop in front of the crowd.

The dragons release the ropes holding it up.

Baby dragons emerge from all over the ship to an aww-ing crowd. You and the gang run up to meet them.

“Love!”, you call for your husband and find yourself back in his strong arms.

You both kiss each other sweetly, while your friends and neighbors are greeting happily their dragons and the babies.

“I hope I didn’t worry you too much pearl.”, asks Hiccup, after your kiss.

You play with one of his little braids and smile sheepishly. “Me and the gang nearly let whole Berk explode, so I didn’t have time to worry.”

“What?!”

That’s when Stoick comes up to you two and lifts you together in a giant bear hug.

“Well done, son.”, he chuckles.

“Thanks, Dad.”

“Everyone, grab your dragons.”, calls Stoick. “To the Great Hall! We finally have something to celebrate!”

Vikings and dragons cheer together.

It's a giant party, lit by the glowing candle-balls and decorated with shields and wreathes. And best of all, the dragons are with you.

Hiccup has his arm around your shoulder, you lean on him and have your arm around his waist and watch the others with a smile.

Fishlegs hugs the baby Gronckles. Snotlout jumps back as his baby Nightmare releases a burst of fire. Kids play with a tiny Zippleback. A young girl squeezes a Terrible Terror into a hug.

You see how the smile of your husband fades.

You know what he is feeling. You feel it too.

“Love.”, you start and turn his head to you. “You did something amazing today. You brought anybody dragon back and saved the holiday. You are amazing.”

You pull him into a loving kiss and hug him tight as you can with your pregnant belly in between.

“Oh pearl, where did Toothless go?”

“I don’t know, I miss him too. We just have to believe he will return to us.”, you mumbled to him and give his cheek a kiss.

Very quietly, the Great Hall door opens and closes behind Hiccup, drawing your attention.

Toothless peeks into the hall!

You gasp happy, tears spring from your eyes.

“Hiccup, turn around!”, you beg your husband.

He does it with a raised brown to see the Night Fury run up to you two.

“Toothless! Hey, bud!”

“Sweetheart!”

You both hug the dragon around his neck. Your dragons seem to enjoy greatly the affection.

“Bad dragon! Very bad dragon!”, Hiccup lets go of Toothless and scolds him, while you cross your arms and nod. “You scared us to death. Don't ever stay away that long again. And what is in your mouth?”

Toothless deposits a very slimy Viking helmet onto Hiccup's head. Dragon saliva drips down into Hiccup's hair.

You and everyone who saw it happen gag at this.

“Yeah, you found my helmet.”

It takes Hiccup a second to realize what that means.

“Hey! You found my helmet! That's where you've been? Buddy, thank you. You are amazing.”

“You are the best boy in the world, my sweetheart.”, you coo.

Together you embrace your dragon again.

Everybody is happy and Astrid shouts: “Happy Snoggletog!”

Suddenly you feel how water drips down your legs. Frowning you let go of Toothless and hold your stomach.

Something is happening…

“Pearl? What’s wrong?”, ask you Hiccup worried, even Toothless croons at you.

“The baby…”, you stumble and hiss at the pain you start to feel. “The baby is coming!”

“The baby is coming?!”, shouts Hiccup shocked.

Toothless looks at you wide-eyed.

The whole crowd repeats what Hiccup said.

“YES I’M HAVING A BABY!”, you shout angrily and hunch over from the pain. “OH BY THE SEVEN SEAS IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!”

You can’t even look that fast, as Hiccup picks you up and puts you on Toothless.

“Gothi, where is Gothi?!”, yells now your husband in a panic.

Calmly the old Viking woman walks up to you three and gestures for you to follow her.

After hours and hours of the worst pain of your life and threats to Hiccup that you would never again have sex with him if he put you a second time in this agony, your child was finally born on the first hours of the new day.

It was a pretty little girl.

She had your skin color but came clearly after her father.

Her father who sat beside you on the bed, holding the babe in his arms, staring at this daughter in wonder and crying silent tears.

You just watched the two silent and happy, petting Toothless who was sitting on your orther side, cooing at the infant.

“She is so beautiful.”, Hiccup whispered and kissed her tiny forehead. “I can’t believe, that I got to have something so beautiful. That this is my life. With you and Toothless and now her.”

You hummed and stroked his head.

“You are okay with her name?”

“Yes, it’s perfect, since she comes from both worlds.”

You put your head on his shoulder, Toothless right behind you, and looked down at the most precious thing in the world. You would have killed for Hiccup, you would destroy the whole world for her.

“Then welcome to the world Katara Valka Haddok.”

Katara, named after one of the greatest waterbending mermaids from your childhood stories, who had been your hero growing up and Valka for the mother Hiccup never knew but missed the same.

You had a feeling she would be something special.

Not because she was your daughter.

No, because she was her father’s daughter, you just knew it.

This time when Toothless wakes you up, Katara is sleeping between you and Hiccup.

Normally newborns don’t give their parents much sleep, but Katara liked to sleep. It was more of a hassle getting her to drink milk from you.

The baby babbles, while Hiccup kisses her forehead and then your lips.

“What do you say? Do my girls want to join the morning fight with our Toothless.”, he asked playfully.

You giggle. “As long daddy doesn’t jump from the saddle and does other tricks why not.”

You had missed flying with Toothless and Katara would be one day a dragon rider too, so why shouldn’t she already experience flying?

After you three get dressed and Hiccup puts Katara into a backpack-like baby transporter he invented, so she can be strapped on the chest or the back, you make your way out of your house to Toothless.

Katara is strapped on your chest and coos at the black dragon who waits for you on the ground.

Strangely Toothless has pulled out the old tail and saddle in front of him. He looks between them and Hiccup.

“Toothless, what'd you pull this out for?”, wonders Hiccup. “You don't need this anymore. Come on, let's get going.”

Toothless groans, and walks around Hiccup, gesturing again to the saddle and tailfin.

You want to say something, but you feel your boys have to understand each other alone, so you just caress your daughter, while you watch on how Toothless destroys his new tail and makes Hiccup understand that he only wants to fly with him.

Your husband looks at you, you smile back and Katara babbles at her dad.

With a big smile, Hiccup turns to Toothless.

Winter in Berk lasts most of the year. It hangs on with both hands and won't let go. And the only real comforts against the cold are those you keep close to your heart.

You are up again in the sky and can help your happy shout. Katara seems transfixed with these new sensations.

Hiccup makes Toothless fly higher, towards the sun, while the dragon croons happily.

You all were together again and your family just got bigger.

Turns out that was the best Snoggletog ever. Not only made I an awesome gift for my best friend and he gave me a better one, but no my wife also gave me the greatest gift of them all. A beautiful daughter.

Katara waves one tiny hand around trying to reach for the clouds. You kiss her head.

Hiccup turns around and looks at you two with so much love in his eyes.

I could never imagine that one day I could be so happy. And I’m so thankful for all this. All because I made friends with a dragon. I will never not be grateful for that.

You smile back at him.

Your first Snoggletog has been a wild ride, you can’t wait for many else to follow.

With the men you love, the dragon who is a part of you, and a daughter who owns all you are and ever be.

And so your little family flies into the unknown future.

Full of possibility and new memories.

The End!

I'm so proud that I finally finished a fanfic! :D

I hope you enjoyed the story as I enjoyed writing for it.

I hope you like the name I gave our daughter, in honour of Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender one of the most badass female characters in TV stories, and how I describe her looks, she is a little Hiccup just with the skin color you the reader have .3.

Update 09/05/2024: I decide to end the story here, so no second movie and third, since I lost interest in continuing.

I hope you understand.

Update 28.05.2023: Isekai'd as Chloe my headache

Hi my loves!

Here we are with a new update about my FFs.

Especially Isekai'd as Chloe.

As you follow my writing blog you have seen that I update my South Park FF three times this week. I'm in a good flow with it right now and will contine on writing it. ^^

Now we come to my second FF I wanted to concreted on: Isekai'd as Chloe.

I manage to polish the grammer and spelling of Chapter 8, but for my taste the chapter needs to be longer.

It's missing something.

But my creativy for ML is lacking.

I'm just...so disconected from it.

I really, really don't enjoy writing for it.

But I want to finesh it.

So I'm asking you.

Do you want something specif happen?

Maybe your ideas will motived me or I will use them, because alone I aren't gonna get out of that writer's blog. I will give you of course credit.

If this doesn't help either, I will put Isekai'd on Chloe on infinity haitus till on day I find it in myself to write for it again.

I needed to tell you all this.

You have the right to know that a FF you like is struggling and will probaly be on haitus for a long time.

I wish I had better news for you, but I won't lie to you.

I'm this close to just abandon/delete Isekai'd as Chloe since it makes me only sad. 😞

Anyway, wish you all a nice day/night!

Till next time! 😘