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Adhd!hiccup: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’ ?
HH800: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated—
Fanon!hiccup: Smad.
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Canon!hiccup: Thanks bud!
Fanon!hiccup: oh no.
Adhd!hiccup: *cries* I love you too.
Helena: Sounds fake but okay.
HH800: *A flustered mess*
Parasite!hicccup: can i get a refund?
HH800: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Fanon!hiccup: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Adhd!hiccup: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Helena: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Canon!hiccup: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Canon! Hiccup!: [ slams door open while grabbing a new version by hand] LISTEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!
Every version: [look at him with surprise]
Canon!hiccup: You better start explaining to me WHY The Fuck none of you told me this whore is the one who brought you here??!!
Parasite!hiccup: sup, missed me?
Adhd!hiccup: we wanted to, we just didn’t know how you’d feel about it
Fanon!hiccup:..yeaaah..besides we hate him so we didn’t bother to.
Canon!hiccup: and you just left me by…just Speculating???
Helena:yeah hun, it was fun for a while
Canon!hiccup: the fuck is wrong with All Of You??
Adhd!hiccup: everything my man.
Canon!hiccup: [walking away and yelling in the distance] I’M DONE WITH EVERY FUCKING PERSON HERE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!
Canon!hiccup: If Fanon and I were drowning, who would you save?
Adhd!hiccup: You two can’t swim?
Fanon!hiccup: It’s a hypothetical question, Adhd! who would you save?
Adhd!hiccup: my time and effort.
Ik i can just type it or copy paste it but I just wanna point out, this generator came bringing qoutes that works for the characters and— that’s one of them.
While i was using the incorrect quote generator.
I found two or three quotes with it shipping Adhd!hiccup with Canon!hiccup and it’s fucking hilarious.
Edit:one of em was fanon!hiccup x adhd!hiccup I can’t-
Adhd!hiccup: [blankly staring at a wall]
Canon!hiccup: is—…is he ok?
Fanon!hiccup: yeah his medication wore off, he is just zoning out.
Canon!hiccup: why is no one alerting him about it??
Fanon!hiccup: we lost his pills, Hel is looking for them as we speak
[cut to a panicked Helena messing with the furniture trying to find them]
Canon!hiccup: we can’t just fucking leave him like that man!
Parasite!hiccup: [walks in with bunch of stim toys] leave that to me.
I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AU
BUT I CANT MAKE HEADCANONS/FANFIC OF IT RN SO I WILL GIVE YOU THIS-
Sonic: [makes a snarky comment about Hiccup]
Hiccup: Whose this sassy child?!
Hiccup:[looks around and finds No one]
Hiccup:[carries Sonic like a kid] fuck it he’s my child now.
Sonic:[blows a raspberry]
Help idk what I’m doing-
Canon!Hiccup: one time i got mad at something Adhd!hiccup did , and he gave me this calm tone and he said that ‘ one day no one will find my body’
Canon!Hiccup: I, To this day haven’t recovered.
“ i envy you” his Counterpart said with sadness in his tone.
Hiccup couldn’t help but wonder, why would this powerful being that holds his exact features,build,and voice. Who holds this powerful energy inside him envy him A normal Weak person. “..why?..” he simply spoke softly with confusion.
His counterpart chuckled and replied “ well..to start off, you were born without such burden on your shoulders, your people never called you a freak for just existing with powers, you never had the whole world blame you for just being you, you just got to live your life as a normal human “, Hiccup couldn’t have the heart to correct his counterpart about the burden part. His life wasn’t as bright at the beginning as well. But he understood.
“Well..didn’t you have your parents..?” Hiccup noticed how his counterpart stiffened by his question. “I’m pretty sure my mom was wonderful “ he simply replied.
“What about your dad?”
“He doesn’t exist “
“Wha—..” his counterpart stood up stretching “ welp! The only con is that you don’t have a super sonic blue hedgehog alien, so I’m a bit special eh?” He spoke tending to ignore his other self.
“Wait..what do you mean he doesn’t exi—“
“ He Doesn’t Exist. “ Hiccup could tell that his statement held venom and hatred, his counterpart’s eyes glowed a brighter green,it was weird hearing his own voice filled with so much coldness and anger.
Hiccup stood up nodding in understanding, what ever his counterpart had meant. It could be that his father wasn’t the brightest at the least.
They were interrupted by a blue blur passing by in a split second and standing in front of his counterpart. Whose mood changes into softness and warmth to the blue alien “ Heya Ren!..and other Ren” the blue blur greeted both of them. “Uhh hi??..” hiccup replied awkwardly “um..why does he call you uh..”
“Ren?..” his counterpart chuckled softly “ it’s just a nickname he gives me..it’s uh..short for parent I guess “ hiccup nodded with a slight ‘oohh’ before it finally sunk in.
“ YOU’RE HIS PARENT??”
(A lil one shot or -idk breif brainrot idea whatever- because I’ve been having hiccup being sonic’s parent and sonic calling him ‘ Ren’ )
Thx @hiccanna-tidbits for listening to my brainrot rambling
HH800: I’ll always be watching over you [says with a gentle smile]
Person: Aww because you’ll always be in my heart, right?
HH800: no motherfucker, I’ll be watching you by your devices.
HH800: You seem familiar, have i threatened you before?
Fanon!Hiccup would probably have a booktok acc.
Ok but what if-
I wrote about two characters from completely different medias and they sibling adopt each other?
Yes- the tags gives a hint about who btw
The chaotic energy this au i came up with and the fact that I can’t organise it so much is unbelievable.
I rlly wanna show stuff i come up with and make for this au— but idk cuz it makes no sense to both fandoms.
We all did
anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you
Most of the protagonist characters have this awe-inspiringly scary glare when they are angry or determined. It makes people around them either hesitate or admire them, depending on their respective relationship with the character.
But Hiccup, Oh My God!
His glare isn't scary! Like, all my fav characters have that glare which could halt enemies and friends alike but Hiccup's glare is just... a petulant half pout
It's hilarious and adorable. He can't glare! Cjjfjdjckvk no wonder nobody takes his glares seriously. Villains look at this boy glaring at them and never get afraid, they always chuckle or hold back a chuckle. They all probably internally go, oh that is a child
Like look at him!
My boy can't glare
AND THEN! And then, shadows shift behind him and everyone loses track of their thoughts on Hiccup's adorably childish looking glares and their attention snap to the dark veil looking over his head like a dark winged cloak, a deep rumble of a growl vibrating the air and sending every heartbeat shooting skyhigh and every breath hitching in terror as slitted depths of green stare into their souls, daring anyone to harm the human under their protection.
Hiccup doesn't have a scary glare. But Toothless does. And he more than makes up for the lack of it
If you don’t like the httyd soundtrack you’re lying